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And that, Ladies & Gentleman, is how you Fuck Buddy!! Knowing that I’m devastated about haveing to be away for work all weekend (the weekend that “Schoolies” kicks off), PP picks me up from work dressed like a schoolgirl! Like the
highhlife: OMG if this bitch ran up on me in the street id fear for my life. and then kick the shit out of it. oh lawd thats ugly
That moment when your friend offers to buy you food when you have no money and doesn't want to get paid back
ask-that-titan-brat: ask-lil-armin: We did one of these for Eren and Levi, but Eremin is one of my OTPs as well so I figured this was okay, too :) Everyone go follow ask-that-titan-brat!!! because look at adorable Eren there :D unable to make
That’s why big pussy lips gives a better orgasm - they suck your dick. That and that they look sexy.
That was a fun episode. Love all the little details with the character interactions. This is the Spike I remember, best Spike episode in my book. Also, I guess gems are a viable currency in Equestria? If that’s the case, Fluttershy really
That’s enough puns and doodles from for right meow
caramelashton:Aight a lil random but the hug Angela and GGK gave each other after Angela was announced winner made me happy, it was the most wholesome thing that happened in the episode.
senseis: when i was 6 i had my first love his name was andy and he was a waiter at tuscan oven and i made my dad take me there every week so i could see him and talk to him and he used to tell me that he made the pasta just special for me and then when
That great!!.. lol well not the check out part.. but hey! You did it and that’s all that matters!!!! 💛💛💛Ahh not sure right now just on twitter! Also have an old account on omorashi.org! (Name is fluffyomorashi on there)
that-twink-over-there: nocturan: nocountryforlesbians: assigned goth at birth (Not so) Fun fact: conservatives believe that this was a subliminal message from satanists foreboding the takeover of “good ‘ol ‘merican values” and that witches everywhere
deirdreskye: bombing: baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen a dark mage could easily heal herself through draining or leeching spells.
I can’t even believe some people are still filling that out when you’re not going to the cons or buying anything, are you trolling me or?????????????
Characters who have the same personality type as you. Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them. (You can
staff: We recently learned that a third party had obtained access to a set of Tumblr user email addresses with salted and hashed passwords from early 2013, prior to the acquisition of Tumblr by Yahoo. As soon as we became aware of this, our security
femmefatale-rps: daeneryus: SOPHIE WAS PLAYIN AND THEN SEES NATALIE AND MIMICS HER #no one in the world has ever had a bigger girl crush than the one that sophie has on natalie
princessandtheprep: The cop was given a chance to say he “messed up” and tell the truth and still went with his outrageous lie. Proof that you have to take what they say with a grain of salt.
misandril: savage-affinity: Context to the story:The girl cut her hair once so that she could have bangs. The mother disapproved and decided to cut off 15" of her hair as punishment. The girl later again decided to change her hair style and the
bootyschool: as women it’s very important for us to check and correct our bad behavior and the bad behavior of fellow women. that’s called Doing The Work. it’s not betrayal, it’s not unfair, it’s necessary. the process of getting free isn’t
sorryrene: I have a theory that either you find your soulmate at a young age and its hell to keep them and you both go through so much to be together or you go through hell with the wrong people until you finally meet your soulmate I don’t know which
bryantsupreme: I dunno about yall, but if I get ignored enough times, I know how to admit defeat and bow out gracefully. Tbh if I get ignored ONCE, usually thats it for me, 1 and done.. Im not hopeful, my pride won’t allow me to continuously put myself
blackkjoystick: pinkcookiedimples: galaxythegreat: theprincesswashere: liferuining-soulsnatcher: kimreesesdaughter: rikail92: pinkcookiedimples: What’s the shortest and longest y'all sex be lastin? Heard about a guy who lasted six minutes and
thewayistare: pricklypearsmane: Lol it’s crazy looking thru the notes and seeing all the conservatives and ‘Boot Strap Bills’ going ‘Oh 55 hours a week? That’s NOTHING, ask any tradesmen! I knew a guy who worked 70 hours every week!’ I work
just-shower-thoughts: Men will never know what it feels like to have a fart creep forward and go up inside your vagina. Then you gotta do a weird bend to re-fart your fart. That sounds….unfortunate
thatidomagirl: therobotmonster: baelor: It’s really easy to forget that lava still has the mass it has as rock. If my quick and dirty calculations are right (thanks metric system), the difference in density for basalt lava and basalt rock is tiny.
diekingdomcome: afrodesiacworldwide: 😩disrespectful no female empowerment How far is tattoo far?This shit was wild because she dated old girl for a few months and they were friends before they started dating and could’ve told her respectfully
fieldhandblues: thatpettyblackgirl: perfectly illustrated This is my grandmother. Her husband, my grandfather, died in 1991 when I was 17 years old and she moved in with us. She died at 101 years old, 2 months shy of her 102nd birthday. Her
That moment when you’re getting so into writing a story that the characters start taking a life of their own and doing what you weren’t intending on them doing.
That is MY beautiful and sexy wife. Love sharing her Hope you’ve enjoyed this little taste. She is my favorite person on the planet and that’s not just because she absolutely LOVES sucking cock … but it helps. Hee hee
That worlds toughest job video is only applicable if your mother was a good mother. If you work 24 hours and half of that time is spent calling your kid ugly, stupid, or beating them than it’s not a tough job.
She had been there for hours. Restrained, muted, deafened, blinded and she never knew which hands from what strangers the touches came from. Some were just a faint caress, some sharp pinches, some long and lingering touches that burned her mind. It
owlmylove: owlmylove: pro tip: sleep in black underwear and/or a comfy black bra. waking up becomes an artfully mussed seduction and feels as though ur French lover is painting u from across the room as u lounge in their bed 10/10 would recommend extra
gabriellejae: i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just
If anyone wants to talk, im awake and drinking because I didn’t realize I was dating another guy who doesnt give a flying fuck that I give 150% more to this relationship than he does.
It's Just You And Your Hand Tonight
allmymetaphors: anyone who makes you feel guilty for your happiness or who mocks the things that you’re proud of is manipulative and emotionally abusive and you don’t owe them shit
edwoodthegrey: Summer Ball 2K13 because I’m not gay, but if I was gay. This guy. I’m just saying. He’s looks like me, but super pretty and not at all surly. I’m frequently told that when I’m not smiling, I look bitter and
cuntliflower: lilfingermonkey: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to every drake concert, and kiss you to every beautiful drake song so that you can never listen to take care again without tasting me like blood in your mouth. And
I hate going to crowded places sometimes because I feel like everyone is staring at me and start to get anxious and I hate saying that I feel people are staring because I sound conceited
guys yesterday me and darfin went for a run and I was faster than him!!!! and I was less out of breath (though still dying) and then I beat him in shooting the basketball (bc that is my only talent in sports)
am feeling v frustrated and sad and insecure about my body/attractiveness and I think its mostly because I havent gotten off in forever or had actual good sex without being rushed or quiet :(((
And I found you.. From that moment I knew what I had and that I never wanted to lose it.
and now because of my muffin post i started to daydream about calliope baking muffins and caliborn is just making a mess but then that’s ok because they got to lick it off each other
that Sylveon and Goomy pixel on my blog? yep thats them <3
resurrection-anti-christ:Cockwarming but you hold my legs open and make me play with my clit, forcing me to cum on you over and over without fucking me
bitterbitchclubpresident: i love hearing what people *almost* got named. my mom almost named me Sheila. Brianna Hope. That was my name up until the day I was born. Gross. Luckily THAT didn’t happen.Oh and if I had been a boy I would have been Aaron
merrygoroundy: chrossrank: classykatelyn: is…is the steven universe fandom a lot larger than gravity falls? maybe its just because gf is my favorite and i follow more gf blogs and its been around longer but i always assumed that the gf fandom was
i know i shouldn’t have to say this but some of you really need to start doing research and start acting like decent human beings.I’m still a domme if I:• acknowledge my sub’s humanity• care that they pay their bills first• say no to a
wldsunflwr:I want more. I want to be surrounded by those who are positive and invested in me; I want to be positive and invested in others. I want to laugh really, really hard, a lot. I want to let go of the things not meant for me – friendships that
hipster: it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
Is it weird that I think someone shouting at me in german and in classic nazi uniform and fucking me would be hot?
I love it when ML fics have people acknowledge that Marinette is actually super strong and they didn’t expect it, whether it be pulling someone up easily to roundhouse kicking Chloe in the face
liloloveyou024: I was re-watching the new ep and….. Looks like Sapphire caught another Ruby’s eyes PFFFT
mossaphelion:I was wondering why my first post of this got so few notes, then I saw that in my blog settings I had “hide blog from search results” turned on!! oops. so here’s this art again! Firelord Zuko and Ambassador Sokka as Emperor Ai and Dong
ms-golightly: maybellepastry: #l m a o #that cheerio is just like oh honey no that’s how she always speaks #she’s not being serious Sugar is Santana’s minion and protege.
i start to question my love for food when my mom comes back home from shopping and gives my sister some small perfumes and then gives me a bag of fresh french bread that i then proceed to hug close in happiness
marryread: hanars: luckykrys: thecreach: luckykrys: “Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on
hsuanho0121: So this happened yesterday and it really made my day. The girl I drew was like hundred times more beautiful than my drawing, she got those dope tattoos and piercing that i don’t have time to include in the drawing.
that post isnt about ship hate lmao…… god.this about people making posts tagging 23453 ships and boasting about their straight ships, as if they’re better than people who ship gay ships aka mostly queer people?? like wow finally queer
ratbastardmime: lesbie-vague: reblog this post with the picture and name of your favourite Pokémon mine is shinx! mr mime!!!!!!! feraligatr, my first starter!
