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That was until that day when she returned accompanied by a man and told you to drive them to your house. He stayed that night, he stayed the entire weekend, you slept in the living room sofa. He visits you quite often and from time to time she convinces
And most important of all, never forget that I’m your boss. So, never again dareto stare at my tits, and bring your sexy wife to my house toning. I want her.—–And for http://gen-a-s.tumblr.com/That night he blushed as his boss told his wife
That day she not only wore her sexiest lingerie and stockings for her lover.She also wanted to arouse her hubby to the point that he asked her tolet him lick her pussy. She knew that if he licked her cum covered pussyonce he would become the most submissi
That day she not only wore her sexiest lingerie and stockings for her lover. She also wanted to arouse her hubby to the point that he asked her to let him lick her pussy. She knew that if he licked her cum covered pussy once he would become the most submi
That you and I might have always known one anotherAnd that we could not only evoke, but conjure a place of our ownFellow Feeling by Porter RobinsonFrom zoe-bug’s Cutting ShapesP much how I imagined Marco would be like in all his glory when Player
That awkward moment...
And just like that my cooking abilities increase! I did the regular veggie stir fry (with orange pepper/mushrooms/onions/potatoes) and added rice noodles but I stuffed a pork tenderloin with spinach and feta cheese (ahh) and for the first time ever made
yoisthisracist: Mike asked: Also actually racist. It’s so fucking ridiculous that we have to pretend that that bullshit channel is anything other than a bunch of open racists.
And that
That I was the only boy with long hair at school, and that I was so shy and sensitive, the other boys occasionally joked that I was a “fairy”. I so worried what they would think, if they knew, that at home I wore dresses. The Masochistic Emasculation
And that’s game! How hilarious, you standing there naked in front of this whole bar and still not accepting that I’m just better at pool than you. You got two wins, and I lost my shirt and my pants. Boy, you are so desperate to see this body. Think
Okay, so, a few days ago I temporarily put up a post asking for one word topic suggestions for texts. Most of the ones I didn’t use I just deleted, but there were a few that were so… special… that I have decided to single them out and
That I LOVED Toy Story that Time Forgot and I want to own all of the Battlesaurs featured in the special as real toys? I already do have the Reptillus Maximus and Raptorian guard that Mattel put out for the holidays, but of course this is nowhere near
That dumb moment when you hear your mom announce that she made fresh sweet te and cookies, so you pause your movie excited and jumped up running downstairs.. only to realize your drunker then you thought and trip standing up and fall back down..I’m
That moment when you wake up and have to go potty but the only bathroom that has toilet paper is in the basement….…Uh oh ( ˃̶᷄/////˂̶᷄ )ﾟ
that awkward moment when South Korean television and Tumblr decides that Sherlock Holmes is a romantic drama…
if i buy some oreos and you come in my fucking house and go in my cookie jar and you get some of the fucking oreos but then you dont eat the filling just the cookies or eat the filling but not the cookies theres a fucking problem and dont touch my shit
swdyww:I think our pbsession w Pepe the frog meme is an indication that we are all actually in fact tapped into a collective pool of deep existential despair
That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humor:
that cm episode is still fucking me up ah hah I get that it’s totally normal and okay to be triggered and yet I still feel bad
michaelsexford: what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need
And that's when the primal beast inside all of us takes over, the little voice that tells you to say that nasty remark grows into a deafening roar until you can't think anymore. Then you give in. You collapse, and it emerges, fast and strong and spiteful.
that made me think “do scallops even produce pearls?” and it turns out they do (just like other bivalves) but I also found out that certain types of scallops produce a non-nacreous pearl called a scallop pearl or a Lion’s Paw pearl. Apparently
And there was like, One time where I actually didn’t feel that way and it was after I went out of my way to see you because I WANTED TO AND WAS DISAPPOINTED THAT I COULDN’T ORIGINALLY HANG OUT WITH YOU, and was fighting the aforementioned
and shell never fuckin know that these fuckin eyes that im starin at lemme see that ass look at all this cash and i emptied out my cards too now im fuckin leanin on that
That awkward moment when someone accidentally spits on you while they're talking
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:Jean was bored. And boredom made him do things that would have caused others to stop and go, ‘no. Bad idea’. But he wasn’t like others and reminded himself that was
that-chick-you-fell-for: miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that
jordan-reet: No it’s not like that, I want to get one, and Im sure I’ll find one that Lucy will tolerate. But her feelings about getting another pet do matter to me. She’s yours, and one day we could be moving in together, and it would really matter
and the game begins anew
luvloki19: There’s good fanfiction and then there’s fanfiction that I’d sell my soul to for regular updates
that-ankle-though: OH MH GOSH
stappls: granddaddylongdick: hazeleyed1: alexbelvocal: I’m doing everything wrong 🙃🙃 I love her! 📝📝 This was me in middle school and then after that i dont know what happened in highschool lmfao If that was me she did that to she
That moment in your life that you find the perfect song that sums up your OTP. I HAVE FOUND THAT SONG FOR MY GUARDIAN AND GHOST. *runs off to furiously type the last story chapter before going back into more smut*
thepridelandss: im-sooo-changable: torchy-worchy: twoandtwentyonebee: I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s
And this is the Bedroom where I will be cuddling with my boy or girl friend
And I had the best sex of my life last night.
selfiegoth: my favorite thing is when ur gay and ur friend who is also gay says “thats gay. youre gay” and its such a nice subversion of how thats typically said like its this little affectionate nod btwn gays and i love it
that moment when you actually get an idea to draw something, but nothing is in the right proportions
exitwound:There’s rice that becomes stronger and more beautiful after a day in the fridge and a fry and there’s rice that won’t make it at all
leeds-bracelet: my mom and i were grocery shopping and i asked her what she needed and she pointed to a hot man and was like “that” and his wife heard us and burst out laughing
official-putin: when i was in 5th grade we were reading books to preschoolers and we were reading the book about gay penguins and we asked if anyone knew anyone that was gay and one girl raised her hand saying that she had two moms and then from the
bakrua: bakrua: if you are 13 and there is a 17/18 year old showing interest in you: please run away and never look back. i understand that you feel special; that older person will tell you how mature you are and make you feel special. but please. run
and not to step into the pile of poop that is the comments of that photo but for people saying she overreacted - understand that she (like me) probably gets tons and tons of messages like that everyday and at some point you cant be nice anymore because
gifs-and-stuff: That’s all you need to know about “Magic Mike”.
i actually can’t be friends with most other artists in this fandom, from my past experiences their base on friendship is that they have to have their butts kissed 24/7 and or derives on how popular you are and i can’t stand fake friendships,
hanasaku-shijin: Headcanon: Yang has an album for the first time Weiss ever made a pun and its called Weiss’s First Pun kinda like a Baby’s First Words album and she dates the first one and then all of them after that and never misses one ever and
cronus-dickfins-ampora: someone draw bro doing this for dave. and that’s what happened I’m sorry
cauterizeandbruise: Oh this movie. This movie was the first thing I saw after coming out to myself. I remember how it affirmed my sexuality, and that this was what I wanted. This is why representation is so important. It’s not just seeing people like
i drank caffeinated coffee and now i feel like DEATH AYYYYYY
onefourthdork: So my decade old compooper is finally reaching its limits like it should have maybe three years ago but on the bright side my trip was pushed back to August.And that brings me to fac e s l i k e t h i s
i see u monochrome ship videos on yt, i see u using my art and thats totally ok, but now i feel a lil bad bc i wish i drew in a lot more higher-quality so the drawings look nice in video-format sfhfh :((((
so, i’ve never seen evangelion and its coming to netflix. should i…watch it
thank u to the many nice asks ive received recently…. i cant reply to them all but i have read them and i am very grateful for everyone’s support and understanding. :’)
But dear I'm gone, and that's the lousy truth.
And yet here you are telling me that not all guys are assholes??? Shouldn’t be surprised that someone says this shit when I talk about this on a public forum even though I made it clear in my post that the argument that not all guys are assholes literally
