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I like this photo. It makes my imagine run and that makes it even hotter :)
notlikeabird: iasip meme: 1/9 running gags “serial killer, i like that. i like that. it’s a little bit of an exaggeration, but i see your point. and i like it, i take it as a compliment.”
nicegirl214: Had fun that night! Working on figuring out how to post more videos! It let me post the first one and that’s it…. let me know how if you do!
It wasn’t only that your boss showed you a selfie video and that you recognized your wife, it was that he asked you if you were giving her all the cock she needed, and he took your deep blushing as a negative answer. But it was even worse that he matter-o
It was when you begged and begged her to marry you when she finally told you that she had been fucking two of your friends behind your back, that their cocks were really big and that your penis was too small and almost useless, but she agreed to marry
It isn’t only that your secretary visits you every day to train your wife for the new female manager. It’s hearing her telling your wife that she enjoys changing straight women into lesbians and that in a few days both of you will be ready.
It’s not only that she is going to fuck your wife for the first time, what arouses her …It’s knowing that she is going to fuck her much better than you, and that your wife will always prefer sex with her to sex with you.
It’s not only that you’ve to take pictures of your pregnant wife for her boss … but that it reminds you of when she told you, “honey, tell him that he doesn’t need to use a condom.”
metaphoricalprune: When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so
It’s about a society on its way down. And as it falls, it keeps telling itself: “So far so good… So far so good… So far so good.” It’s not how you fall that matters. It’s how you land.La Haine. Matthieu Kassovit
Drogger in Blue Glow So I stuck my EL wire in the Drogger for shits and giggles, but it turned out to look really fucking rad.
..and does it hurt? Yes? Your wife told me that ever since she put you in this thing, you are really frustrated sometimes and beg her to let you out again. Hmmm poor hubby, I wish I had the key to let your cock out and suck on it until it spurts all this
And in other less depressing news, i started to watch “Shogeki no Souma” and it’s pretty cool i have to say, i really enjoy it. It’s gotta be said I’m a sucker for this type of character design, Alice is neat and all… And yeah well,
Heya, I’ve had this on my mind for a pretty minute and thought I’d bring it up really quick. The issue with people constantly bringing up, to artists who ship something and quite enjoy it, that they don’t “approve”. I suppose I bring this up
noirsable: Ootd and my face. It’s my 1 year HRT anniversary. Go me! You are so pretty omg!
selectivelysocialsadgirl: I am a cancer and that’s why I don’t have a good time to sleep
This was the moment that started it all—their story, their lives, their love, and their goodbye. (x)
oodwhovian: “It’s a love story. I think from the minute he sees her, he loves her and vice versa. It’s by no means a conventional love story.” Christopher Eccleston
Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.
goodness, i really dont trust anyone. lying is too easy and everyone does it.
leiji: you cant just expect people to be stop being sad by telling them someone cares and that they are beautiful
maureensowerbutts replied to your post:i have cold and it sucks and that’s it GET BETTER SOON i’M GOING TO BE ILL FOREVER
just so everyone knows, I couldn’t find my face latex the two mornings I was cosplaying spw. so I resorted to chewing gum and spirit glue. it actually worked really well???? so if you are in a pinch, consider that method.
strawberry-jan: Previous || Archive And that’s it! I’ve tiled some pages so as to save your scroll wheel, because this update is enormous. (Please click to expand each page so that the text and tiny details are legible!) Can you believe that
Ok yep today is officially dragon dayTake that back it’s dragon week
askwolfchev: karuna-tan: Oh. Em. Eff. Geeeeeeee. WOLFCHEV ARE THOSE BUNNY SLIPPERS THAT I SEE YOU WEARING? … And that better not be a damn glass bead you’re holding! Wolfie, put the beads down and back away from them - SLOOOOOOOWLY. You’ve
Ellen: A couple of weeks ago, there was a scene where you’re getting ready for bed. And I was – both Portia and I were looking at it going: ‘How beautiful a scene is that!’
Yesterday I showed my little sister the teaser trailer for Zootopia and she loved it. She was so excited, and then disappointed that it’s not coming out until next year.She also said “My favorite part was at the end when it said ‘Like nothing
:I wish people would stop treat all conflict ever as perpetrator vs. victim when 70% of the time its just… conflicting traits and thats literally it. For example, I have misophonia (sensitivity to noise) and if you were to lock me in a room with
dexdefyingstunts:gotterhag:This is an EXTREMELY blessed post! And accurate! When I first moved out I was so excited for my new place I slept on the floor and had my tv there and that was it. Loved it. You grow and you build and you gain and you lose.
mobydyke:mobydyke:mobydyke:being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for youclenching my teeth and muttering under my breath “you’ll be happy you did it you’ll be
you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.
tofixtheshadows:College AUs are cool, but you know what we’re missing? Art major AUs:“I cut myself really badly in Printmaking and I’m trying not to bleed everywhere, turns out you carry a bunch of first aid supplies in your bag” AU“I let you
coldpapernightmare: imtotallystoked: pazdispenser: pazdispenser: pazdispenser: this is some next level whiteness hdfg4g7ybhfdb Hey good news, she went into labor in the middle of the night apparently and never made it out to sea God was like
dudefella: furuyasatoru: when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it. The Thing
itaweasel-hime: ackergay: lmao so Isayama said that Levi has a tendency to wear clothes that is lying around right. Imagine Levi wearing Mikasa’s skirt and just chillin. “Sir you’re wearing a skirt.” “Yeah, so?” “It’s
teefury (a pop culture/fandom t-shirt website) is giving me an oppurtunity to sell this korra art of mine on their site as a shirt ahh hopefully all will go smoothly and it will happen (!!!!!)
izzielosthermind: stabla: if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now
talksoflove: remember that time justin was walking in the street and he saw a peice of trash so he picked it up and he threw it in the trash and he felt relly proud in himself
rlottery: therapsida: slendermoon: Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it you better not be fucking
selfiegoth: my favorite thing is when ur gay and ur friend who is also gay says “thats gay. youre gay” and its such a nice subversion of how thats typically said like its this little affectionate nod btwn gays and i love it
ethuil: sodiumforsaltytimes: venuskissed: venuskissed: my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because
natalieironside:My favorite thing about early Internet forum culture was the default understanding that people live in different time zones and work off shifts or what have you and that some or most of the people engaged in an ongoing conversation were
refridgerator: my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date
splders: keepcalmandcarrieunderwood: How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically: A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that
soo I had a dream the other nightme and darfin went to this club type of thing and there was a cute girl and we both agreed she was cute and we started talking to her and blah blah then we ended up in this room and she was being flirty and her and darfin
gifs-and-stuff: That’s all you need to know about “Magic Mike”.
averyxgracex:He’s fucking you in missionary but you’re stroking his face and saying “that’s it, baby. That’s my good boy.”
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
deevg–art: does an artwork that takes all eternity and are very proud of it 1 note does an artwork while half awake in the middle of the night and don’t really like it as much but post it anyway 200+ notes Me and that friggen Bumblebee Vytal
I’m so happy with Game of Thrones right now, My baby Arya kicked ass and that’s all I was askin for
Might not be on for a while, my computers being a butt and I cant get it fixed or rapired anytime soon because my mom needs wrist surgery and thats first priority
roses-cosplaypositivity: @ultimatemomrosequartz My Rose Quartz cosplay completed! Submitting for Roses-cosplaypositivity blog! You and that wig are number one Rose cosplay goals of mine, oh my looooordy. (｡♥‿♥｡)
jen-iii: The Romonce is still alive. (I just noticed that I have not done hair swap OR clothes swap with them and that is unacceptable and I rectified it immediately)
Sometimes I will just fucking put on something that is an absolute fashion disaster and that’s just fine and dandy because you know why?Because the look is called ‘Tacky Lesbian’ and I am fucking SERVING IT
it is fucking mindblowing how good your characters look, the heart that you put into all your stuff makes it so enjoyable, both in design and personality wise (even as fanart, your characters never feel out of character and that pretty fucking amazing
pod7 replied to your post: thinking abt two of my favs, luka and …Blake is only 5'4?? What is Yang, like, 5'6"? I always thought of them as being like 5'10 and 6…i checked the official height chart and thats what it said, unless i read it
oh i got asked which games i got lesbian married and had babies in so i’ll answer that now with explanation sfhsfhsims4: default option for the game that u can marry whoever and have babies/adopt babiesstardew valley: default option for the game that
monochrome is the most misunderstood team r/wby ship and thats p tragic considering all the good positive growth/scenes they’ve had thats been mostly ignored bc of their one (1) argument from volume one
Someone at work asked what I did today and I said nm, when in reality I’ve been eating jelly beans and editing my porn all day
