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And don’t forget to mention to him that I’m still an ass-virgin and that you are happy he is going to be my first. Of course, telling him that because of your penis-size handicap my pussy was quasi-virgin the first time he put his real man
Honey, just rub your body against my pussy, make me come that way; you know that you cannot put your penis inside me, that my vagina belongs to my boss and that this is all a wife can allow her cuckold.
When you asked your wife, “What are you thinking about?” you didn’t expect her to say, “I was trying to figure out how to tell you that while you were away I had sex with my boss in our marital bed, and that I want you to let me
Honey, I’m going to tell my date that I’m married … and that you saw me getting ready for our date …
And that happened…she got on all fours again, and wanted to feel me inside her. Just for a minute though… we had pics to get, and video to make!
And that’s when you knew that the drugs you had slipped into your mom’s diet coke had finally kicked in. You were worried for a second there that they wouldn’t work. But not only could she not say a simple sentence, she couldn’t walk either. You
blooniverse: crystalgem-confessions: It was so unnecessary for Lapis to fuse with Jasper. If Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis, and Steven teamed up on jasper, they could have easily bubbled her :\ then Lapis could have been a part of the CGs or something.
my anxiety is killing me so I just doodled whatever came to mind, and that was demon-thing Levi……….
i’m not even shadow banned but I lost 500 followers over night on twitter its like my whole last week of camming down the drain i hate the bugs and bans on twitter it’s getting insane. I thought I was good uggggg *rolls eyes forever*
selectivelysocialsadgirl: I am a cancer and that’s why I don’t have a good time to sleep
plaguedocboi:Do ppl realize that Ebinizer Scrooge isn’t bad because he dislikes Christmas, he’s bad because he’s greedy and selfish and pays his employees poverty wages and has no concern whether other people live or die
immol4tion:no one really needs me and that makes me really fucking sad
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
people are always acting so wild about space, its a big giant hole with radiation in it and some shit floating around in it that we’ll never ever be near what the fuck? look at some of that shit at the bottom of the ocean and shit. some shit that
I really hate how people treat me differently when I tell them I have a significant other. I was talking to a girl about how her interesting in the sciences and women’s and gender studies wasn’t weird at all and that my significant other does
lovelysuggestion: sometimes we dont talk but I want you to know that I love you. I just need a little space sometimes, and that doesnt mean that I love you any less.
askwolfchev: karuna-tan: Oh. Em. Eff. Geeeeeeee. WOLFCHEV ARE THOSE BUNNY SLIPPERS THAT I SEE YOU WEARING? … And that better not be a damn glass bead you’re holding! Wolfie, put the beads down and back away from them - SLOOOOOOOWLY. You’ve
{x} Guise, GUISE HAY GUISE!I. Am. Fucking. BRILLIANT!I just kept browsing the tag for a while and then I started thinking while looking at N’s hair. “Y'know… I’ve seen this… Somewhere… A lot… A ton…
tinyconfusion:the doctor and rose tyler were two chaotic entities who found each other and were let loose into the universe without parental supervision and that’s what made them powerful
Through out the day I’m always like “I’ll just draw later I don’t really have any ideas right now” and then ten minutes before I have to sleep it’s like a switch is flipped and suddenly I have only ten minutes to draw
And that concludes my TWEWY spam
that was literally the dumbest episode of new who including love and monsters and that’s saying something christ I need to go play some video games or something and take out my irritation
Ellen: A couple of weeks ago, there was a scene where you’re getting ready for bed. And I was – both Portia and I were looking at it going: ‘How beautiful a scene is that!’
And the zipping white light beamsDisregards the bombs and satellites
Yesterday I showed my little sister the teaser trailer for Zootopia and she loved it. She was so excited, and then disappointed that it’s not coming out until next year.She also said “My favorite part was at the end when it said ‘Like nothing
jabbing: warning: staying up late may cause you to think too much and become emotional
And that's the bottom line!
baptisms: actual-noiz: actually noiz and aoba wouldn’t adopt kids, noiz would just buy bunnies from the pet store and that would be their children “noiz what the fuck where did all of these rabbits come from?” “pet store.”
flirtytwink: Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom
ghdos: honeydewhearts: 20daysofjune: videohall: Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed. BRUH :O that was amazing I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.
tofixtheshadows:College AUs are cool, but you know what we’re missing? Art major AUs:“I cut myself really badly in Printmaking and I’m trying not to bleed everywhere, turns out you carry a bunch of first aid supplies in your bag” AU“I let you
iamblacknation: Knowledge is that you?? #Blacknation #message #wehave2organize Interviewer: Why is the Black people so behind economically? Ashkenazi Jew: Not only does the Black people have the slowest wit, he does not practice group economics.
kramergate: “hey I was wondering what you and joh- uhh… *sweating profusely* what you and, that man were doing for lunch… cause me and some friends are going to applebees if… you and… the guy wanna go”
Someone on Facebook said that the only way R. Kelly is going to be stopped, is if he dies or if he victimizes a white girl.
#I hate you mika #your tags are ruining me #but to have levi as the photographer #oh so many possibilities #levi would be stunned by her beauty #she’s so calm and focused #definitely a pro #and that wedding scene #gave me an idea #what
needsabouttreefiddy: draqua:obfuscobble:screwyourspacemagic:Adventures in Cybertronian traumatization. I am RIOTING because this implies that Aligned Cybertronians don’t kiss and that’s just depressing. These poor robots living a kissless existence,
feulin: And that’s Team Star Wolf was born! Gee, I’m gettin’ pretty good with these markers! And my scanner seems to be configured properly (Finally!)! Anyways, I love these punks! I’d like to see a game about them one day… after we get a
teefury (a pop culture/fandom t-shirt website) is giving me an oppurtunity to sell this korra art of mine on their site as a shirt ahh hopefully all will go smoothly and it will happen (!!!!!)
izzielosthermind: stabla: if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now
lauriejuspeczyk: If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
xprince-ventus: I’m not sure if RokuVen is twincest or selfcest and that keeps me up at night
I want more than anything for my art idols/inspirations to look at my art and say they’re proud of me and that I’ve improved
fthgurdy: kimbureh: bearsie04: obsessednotepad: 7h0r: sixohthree: I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home. I am a cancer and that’s why not to be able lol What the fuck does this mean I am an aquarius and that’s why I was
splders: keepcalmandcarrieunderwood: How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically: A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that
freddietomlinson: are u trying to tell me this week taylor swift, selena gomez, asap rocky, and jeffree star all got cancelled, mcr came back to life and then died again, ted cruz, a republican nastie, scammed all the other republican nasties, donald
and that was a feelings jam !
so-sodef-denine:taydanyelle:beyoncesweavee: Say it again 👏👏👏 I Yes 🙌 I wish everyone felt like this This “debate” has been going on for hundreds of years so yeah good job minimizing it like that bc the only losers are still
deevg–art: does an artwork that takes all eternity and are very proud of it 1 note does an artwork while half awake in the middle of the night and don’t really like it as much but post it anyway 200+ notes Me and that friggen Bumblebee Vytal
claraisalive: I feel lost.. and scared.. and happy! Why am I so sure that I’d rather be this than anything I was supposed to be? And that I’d rather do this than everything I was supposed to do? L o v e .
jen-iii: The Romonce is still alive. (I just noticed that I have not done hair swap OR clothes swap with them and that is unacceptable and I rectified it immediately)
I love your art so much, hope you like this coloring i did the other day.(that-bee14)
k so sachiko got sick-ish during the date (my poor delicate flower bb u n u) so kashiwagi (suguru aka sachiko’s fiance //gasp) had to drive them to sachiko’s house ( yuuki also came idk why but he was there ahahah) and then yumi had some
that was such a fun episodeeeeeeYANG IS YANGRYYYY
oh i got asked which games i got lesbian married and had babies in so i’ll answer that now with explanation sfhsfhsims4: default option for the game that u can marry whoever and have babies/adopt babiesstardew valley: default option for the game that
keena-kapu:It’s totally ok if some gay ships aren’t your thing cause you just don’t think the characters work together but if the reason you don’t like gay ships is soully because they’re gay then I’m sorry but that is homophobic no ifs or
And that’s how the tenth episode of the second book ends.
zhalpin: Before and After: Republic City
