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And most important of all, never forget that I’m your boss. So, never again dareto stare at my tits, and bring your sexy wife to my house toning. I want her.—–And for http://gen-a-s.tumblr.com/That night he blushed as his boss told his wife
“And how about Jim?”“Oh, he didn’t care. He was in no rush to get dressed. He was amused.”“And basking in the satisfaction,” Mike said, “of just giving you his sperm.”“Yeah, he had a cocky grin and was looking at me like, I just fucked
And in the morning as we lay, still tangled together, I will look over at you and run a gentle finger along your curves and we will find new depths of passion in which to drown.
And then there’s these kinds of messages. I don’t know if it’s a question or a statement. And how would I know? And even if we DID know hotwives in the Wisconsin area, it’s not like I’d hand out a roster. Normally I ignore or delete
yoisthisracist: Mike asked: Also actually racist. It’s so fucking ridiculous that we have to pretend that that bullshit channel is anything other than a bunch of open racists.
oh and since apparently i haven’t made this clear enough over the past few years, i consider blake to be japanese given all the references to the culture around her design, weapon, pajamas, and literally the whole theme of her parents’ look and house.
pizzalester: 2 more days left of school 2 more days left of school 2 more days left of school two more days left of school two just two mroe days two more fucking days
ineffably-effable: hyperlesbiandrifter: ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
thumbtackjuicyfruitspork: You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
And for this edition of the nightly funny, enjoy a parody or a movie that I truly hate. I know, I know I am going to get endless amounts of shit for hating on the Wizard of Oz, but ya, I do.
swdyww:I think our pbsession w Pepe the frog meme is an indication that we are all actually in fact tapped into a collective pool of deep existential despair
i am just full of so many piers feels, he’s such a sweetie! and his stupid hair and his just akdjfbfk, i can’t handle it! …and his little scarf. his adorable little scarf. officially done with him.
c4reyon: c4reyon:setting out a fucking all points bulletin for that fuckin “and ipad” post. please, god, tell me one of you has it somewhere. im begging you. I FOUND IT and ipad
Through out the day I’m always like “I’ll just draw later I don’t really have any ideas right now” and then ten minutes before I have to sleep it’s like a switch is flipped and suddenly I have only ten minutes to draw
jaffajamjam: isaisanisa: ibeggedformercytwice: zxcvfgdy: Human Feelings as Drugs Okay but they did that in Doctor Who and everybody became utter junkies and it practically destroyed the civilisation. It was also the plot of Syfy’s Alice and humans
samuelvasnormandy: cat–beard: socialnetworkhell: nataliesama: arooooo: 1-800-hellyeah: did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground
I have such a huge crush on this tumblr user omfg someone save me from this path of pain and torture. It shouldn’t be possible for a person to be this cute and perfect.
OKAY BUT NOIZ GETTING REALLY INTERESTED IN THE WHOLE HAIRDRESSER THING AND KOUJAKU LETTING HIM WATCH HIM TEND TO HIS CLIENTS AND NOIZ REALLY WANTS TO TRY ON HIM AND KOUJAKU’S LIKE FUCK I CAN’T LET HIM DO THAT, BUT AFTER WEEKS OF PRODDING, KOUJAKU’S
ruffrxbbit: Imagine Noiz giving Koujaku a tour of his hometown. They’re out shopping, and a perv starts wolf-whistling at Koujaku and beckoning for him to go to him. Noiz immediately loses his shit and verbally attacks the perv, standing defensively
bunnyhug: ok literally my favourite moment in dmmd and re:connect is this following one because not only is it sweet and loving and Gay As Hell but it’s also a good crash course on things to say to someone with scars. it’s right after aoba sees clear’s
koujakitsune: koujakitsune: mizuki x kou sounds really fucking cute though?? i just had a thought omg what if kouao end though and mizuki/kou comes out to them and they celebrate and lots of double dates happen and ahhhhh this ship is so cute i’m
The Bisexuality Of Man
i put coconut oil in my hair after months b/c i’m a lazy piece of shit and holy shit 10/10 definitely recommend this shit makes ur hair so soft that’s some good shit
u think in some point of their relationship oikawa ever went down on iwaizumi and just gives him this sultry look and whispers “hajime,” before stupidly adding “mashite” or maybe saying it when iwaizumi asks oikawa to call him by his first name
Uh. Okay, I haven’t seen anything, but I have an inkling that spoilers are out. On a scale of 1-10, 1 being “do whatever” and 10 being “run to the hills,” how good should I be about avoiding the main tags?
Hey guys, I’m going to turn anons off until CR drops the chapter this month. My health isn’t doing the best at the moment, and I’m extremely behind with my inbox. Numbers piling up while I’m not in any shape to do much about them isn’t fantastic
chihiros-buttt: I really love kyoukai no kanata because sometimes its like and then other times its more and some how it all makes sense
syrant: 10代&30代 Source@Pixiv I saw this and kind of had to post it. Levi looks so pissed at Hanji for (probably) forcing him into it.
teefury (a pop culture/fandom t-shirt website) is giving me an oppurtunity to sell this korra art of mine on their site as a shirt ahh hopefully all will go smoothly and it will happen (!!!!!)
connorkawaii: in games with character creation do you ever just sit back and admire your work like wow i really made a hot piece of ass well done me
I just finished watching Whisper of the Heart and all I can say is that it has been a while since I have connected with a character as much as I do with Shizuku. I completely understand the frustration she feels as a result of not knowing what she wants
big-sugar: uchawi-negus: big-sugar: Porn isn’t free, whoops. I had burst your bubble but let’s talk about porn how it’s not free and how you and most people just feel entitled to it. Porn has NEVER been free. Just like movies money is put into
moritzstiefeldoesntdosadness: voiceofnature: For over 13 years (and girlfriend and children), architect Mickey Muennig lived in the tiny Greenhouse—his 1976 take on the then-popular dome and his celestial artistic response. From the deck of the outdoor
Had the most amazing weekend with Jonathan :) Pretty boring and a lot of packing to move him out on Sunday, but the fact that I got to fall asleep and wake up next to him was amazing. Saturday was super amazing and spent in Brooklyn, and today was just
disney-princest: foolsgoldd: I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them. and absolutely slaughtering them at mario kart
carriepotterr: librariansoul: liquidiousfleshbag: WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC WHY Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.
z picked me up and took me to McDonald’s then we talked and he apologized for being a jerk then we had to run to the car in the rain and we made out to the sound of a thunderstorm in his car until 1 am then we had to run back inside and I’m soaked
today at fan expo I watched a documentary thing about esports and like league of legends championships and I knew the teams and didn’t know if I should be proud or not
and like when I saw him he spent 4 hours just talking to me at the coffee shop which pushed his other plans late which is HUGE from him that he lost track of time talking to me but I just miss seeing him and adventures and smiling (he says I have cute
my ex found my instagram (the bunny one, not my personal one) and started following me and liking my pictures AND I DONT KNOW HOW HE FOUND IT AND IM SO CONFUSED. also people are liking posts I made like two years ago with hardly any notes. neither of
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
And then the soul of every child watching withered and died.
and here ladies and gentlemen you will see ed sheeran casually riding the subway to his own show
Soooooo apparently this guy I’m seeing is friends with all the druggies I went to hs with. This is a small fucking world. And he probably told them all about me omg this is too weird.
there is a bag of mxed nuts at works and I always eat the cashews and pistachios because they’re the best nuts sorry @ whoever’s nuts these are
so-sodef-denine:taydanyelle:beyoncesweavee: Say it again 👏👏👏 I Yes 🙌 I wish everyone felt like this This “debate” has been going on for hundreds of years so yeah good job minimizing it like that bc the only losers are still
headful-of-feathers: “There is no other place I would rather be in Gravity Falls than the lake. It reminds me of my childhood. … Glass Shard Beach”Note the meaningful “…” and a scribbled out drawing of a boat. Is this “Stan ‘O’
ITS STANS TATTOO!! HOW COME NOBODY NOTICED THIS APPART FROM ME!you mean as in it’s not there :o it actually is if you zoom in and squint a lot haha it’s probably because of the lighting of the picture
next part of the kl comic will be posted shortlyykinda fell behind schedule because I had a lot to do last month and barely had time to do anything for myself (still not entirely caught up even now) 😅 then tried to catch up on a few other pics of mine
while we’re on the subject of fic, let us have a moment of silence for "on&on" //single tear runs down cheek
MIKU APP UPDATE: she juST ASKED ME “what should i give to Luka?” and one of the options was “tuna” and then she was like “exactly what i was thinking!" miku was……………….that
And the Bellababe is DONE :V Bodywise she has a bit of a tan, at least compared to Weiss pfft, also a bit more muscle as well as… boobage :v I couldn’0t find a proper top for her so I improvised with a slightly modified version of the steampunk top?
and now the anime gfs drink tea and relax after a tiring whole series of being so gay and tragic
And then you realize that there is a slight chance of Korra and Yue being distantly related.
And that’s how the tenth episode of the second book ends.
emolga: With the way our sense of comedy is going, we are definitely going back to the “LOL SO RANDOM XD” middle school deviantart type of comedy Because seriously what is the difference between “XD TACOS” and “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) egg”
ratbastardmime: lesbie-vague: reblog this post with the picture and name of your favourite Pokémon mine is shinx! mr mime!!!!!!! feraligatr, my first starter!
And now to play the oh so joyful game of seeing who speaks to me on my birthday out of who ~should know~ today is my birthday without having to see this post as a reminder
