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“Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”~ Mark Twain 8===D——{ Wetiquette
And don’t forget to mention to him that I’m still an ass-virgin and that you are happy he is going to be my first. Of course, telling him that because of your penis-size handicap my pussy was quasi-virgin the first time he put his real man
Of course we can’t do it on camera, but we can smoke - suck - two big cigars, and let the imagination of many unsatisfied white wives and their poorly endowed hubbies run wild…
And now I have to tell you about a long held tradition of the women of the family. Here is where you’ll have to hide the nights my lover stays over. We not only want our hubbies to know about how much we enjoy those nights, and to ‘rejoice
And here it is! I had to break it up into 4 parts unfortunately, but whatevs *shrugs* This is the result of lots and lots of boredom. Enjoy XD
Eren, that’s really rude. He only killed like, what, two people? That doesn’t make him a gremlin. apartofabluesoul wanted some of the kids/younger versions of the characters in the interview and Anj requested some mpgis reference in there
chibird: You know when you get those spells of sad times and you feel like you haven’t been happy in a while. I hope they pass by quickly. bunsbunni kiwipancakes shepiuSuper quickly, I hope you are all really happy >.<
Of all the housewives of Primrose Place, Julie was the prettiest. She was also committed to her family, loyal to her husband and one of the most conservative ladies in the neighborhood cul-de-sac. She also had a deliciously wicked secret. Julie
plankboynsfw: A polite anon asked for a a busty charizard Y Mei ala 0lightsource, to which i thought would be fun. And while I was on the subject of Mega charizards, I thought I’d draw my own charizard in her mega form. She goes from dominate bitch
And here are the chapions of my PUZZLE DUNGEON, who’s myriad of mysteries included:Making the Moth King the perfect smoothiePleasing a clam–physicallyInconveniencing a fire sconceFeeding exploding rabbits to a sea monster–with intention
And here I thought the show wouldn’t deliver on its promise of a Game of Thrones-esque episode.Also, feel free to macro your satirical political statement of choice. Jojo jokes are also perfectly acceptable because that franchise goes with everything.
And it was passably okay. The girls are finally allowed to wear shorts and sensible boots! I liked the metaphor of new magic representing puberty, which is pretty cool since the little girls who first started watching the show in 2010 are now probably
And yet another angle! <3 Courtesy of Rexx http://warlordrexx.tumblr.com/post/160358377550/elven-desires-special-thanks-to-liard-and :) Now you get a good view of Liard http://liard.tumblr.com/ his lovely twin sisters :D Especially quiera-leafsong
And now a close up of Amun as she works her wondrous skills on Morty’s mighty shaft. And as a reward she gets to taste the left overs! <3 There is a more where that came from! :D
And here’s Meru. Referenced a bunch of other artists’ work for this and the Dart Feld one. It was great practice.
colin-howard: wangie:A shoujo-style Jasper/Lapis poster I did a year ago, working on The Return and Jailbreak episodes for Steven Universe! I liked Jasper’s design—it had kind of a stone butch vibe goin’ on, and you don’t see a lot of that in
blooniverse: crystalgem-confessions: It was so unnecessary for Lapis to fuse with Jasper. If Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis, and Steven teamed up on jasper, they could have easily bubbled her :\ then Lapis could have been a part of the CGs or something.
I think I’ve started doing what i saw blushmallet doing, making a drawing for each episode of the steven nuke, and trying to finish and post them the night each episode airs. It’s been fun so far, like im doing a 20-day steven universe drawing challenge.
badlittlekoala: Why’s it so hard to find a man I’m attracted to that wants to beat the shit out of me and cum on my face!?
“And those rock-things aren’t really floating. There are invisible wires keeping them up. Crazy, huh?”A warm, pseudo-romantic alien world.Not bad for a first date.I mean… for completely platonic stuff!Backgrounds are terrible and people should
So here’s this “what i think may be a long post to get some things out of my chest in hopes that i’ll feel better.” I’ve been struggling in this highschool since the day i entered last year. And honestly I told myself that
thebootydiaries: diesel-wiesel: thebootydiaries: the hunger games is a good movie but is it just me or does catnip evergreen look kind of like jennifer lawrence?? idk just something about when she smiles it kind of looks the same, and even the voice??
badpearl: yiffmaster: leave literal children alone holy shit i absolutely hate the trend of making fun of literal children trying to be positive, kind, and compassionate, while discovering themselves. keep your spite and bitterness to yourself People
chocodi: Of Mice and Mustard Update 14 August 2014 Read the New Page Here | Begin Reading Here
chocodi: Of Mice and Mustard Update 1 September 2014 Late Update! Last month I moved to a new city and started a new school semester, so updates were unfortunately delayed. Now that I’m settled in, updates will continue on the regular weekly basis
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sleepdontvisit:Original person to post these on tumblr was a TERF, so I’m shamelessly stealing this from them. Shout out to all of the lovely kids realizing their trust and best selves in this thread!
just-shower-thoughts: The Mars announcement and the release ‘The Martian’ in the same week are huge pieces of propaganda that are steering the interest of the public towards space exploration and NASA.
And on top of everything, I can’t help but worry my cuddle buddy here doesn’t want to take it to the next level. I don’t actually want to tbh but I can’t help it when I start getting attached to someone who treats me so kindly. I’m a dog. I’m
music-ismy-salvation: Bones Exposed - Of Mice and Men
“Tell me who you are.” It’s Will Graham’s final lecture of the day at the Academy. As his students rise from their seats he closes his laptop and manages to look extremely busy, head down as he fusses with his bag. A few of the agents in training
i fucking love america. despite all of its flaws and problems and issues, i love this fucking place. and there is literally no where else id rather be.
kylorenshair: Kylos lightsaber is just so interesting to me. I just find it so intriguing that he purposely uses a cracked crystal that could seriously alter the abilities of his lightsaber. It looks really cool and it just intrigues me.
Of course anyone who observed the care and determination she put into her breeding to ensure the largest possible yield and long term benefits would know she was not truly retarded. Just focused.
the-frostiest-of-butts: lunabase: I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas stay the fuck away from my boyfriend and my pajamas
marypsue: sweetdreamshillary: enbylebeau: xcziel: kabber: So I just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti-vax moms?” quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms
my new power supply arrived and I installed it all by myself, of which I’m pretty proud of because I’ve never really done anything quite that technical with my computer before. Hopefully I set it up correctly and haven’t just set it
mister-smalls: If you ever feel bad about your own writing, just remember that one of the world’s most well-known works of classic literature is self-insert fanfiction where the author hangs out with his favorite poet and is guided on his journey of
And the zipping white light beamsDisregards the bombs and satellites
tyrannuspitch:big fan of stories that are like fate is just the propaganda that allows the powerful to maintain control of the oppressed but also fate is just your childhood trauma driving you to recreate the same dysfunctional cycles over and over again
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Orion knew that after all of this Havoc would ask what the scars were from, he just wasn’t sure if he was prepared to say or not. He pushed the thought from his mind and went back to the task at hand. He grinned
honestly this insomnia is starting to get the best of me, i had a job interview to tho and i was so damn tired the corner of my vision started getting blurry and it was getting difficult to focus
And since I can’t sleep, and I’m procrastinating on rereading A Storm of Swords, I’m going to put some asoiaf theories under the cut. I’ve probably already made these theories but anyone’s welcome to reblog or add their own
Just spent 4 hours re doing half of the module that I failed and it’s actually really easy this time around. So far I got passing grades on the quizzes and i’m going to do the second half tomorrow. I’m really honestly proud of myself
The look of exhaustion, mild anger, and curiosity of how to get this damn computer to work better.
And then in some moments, I can be just as elegant in obediance as the best trained, 100%, full time sub. I can smile and endure anything. I can demonstrate discipline. I can be wholy and completly controlled; by myself if needed or as your words have
The two moods of Victoria..
Feeling all kinds of inadequate because i went to a dinner/party thing at a friends flat, with about 8 or so people i didn’t know and they were really lovely, funny, kind girls but i didn’t say anything. Save for joining in a few conversations
theoboopis: have been rewatching s3 and musing on how rusty and pete have the kind of friendship that’s particular to two selfish unkind people, where they don’t really expect any care or interest on a personal level from one another as long as they
weallheartonedirection: As of a few seconds ago, gay marriage is now legal in England and Wales! So, is that like the flag of Wales then? Cuz isn’t the British one the “Keep Calm” one?
You’re holding in your hands the two halves of my heart. Once upon a time on the same side, once upon a time on the same side, of the same game.
cactuseeds: U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices
I have so many modes its insane little mode where I just want to play and be taken care of and brought snacks and lay with my stuffed animals sub mode where I wanna be thrown around and spanked and called mean names and choked mother mode where I just
guys yesterday me and darfin went for a run and I was faster than him!!!! and I was less out of breath (though still dying) and then I beat him in shooting the basketball (bc that is my only talent in sports)
I’m just a bit saddened because HS has been a huge part of my tumblr life for almost 4 years and I met some of my closest friends through it and I also got to meet all you guys here and plus I started to use my tablet more around the time I got into
ok let me address a few things inbefore I get more people “warning me”“first off don’t bother informing me of groups of people hating of me I honestly don’t care, if they want to be assholes? so be it!they want to send me death threats (but
Behold, Ponk.Ignorer of PhysicsDestroyer of FoolsBaker of Cupcakes(spyincorporated1500)
Of the Wand & The Moon - Absence .This band is blowing my mind right now… if the rest of this album is as good as the first two tracks i might never returnAbsence makes the heart grow colder Tear you apart pulls you under And love makes the
I will always believe victims of both harassment and sexual harassment. I do not need evidence. I love you and I believe you.
