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I’ve yet to ever get a ‘Golden Shower’ in my life. I’m not sure how I feel about taking a direct hit to my face with one of my black guy’s piss. I have let four or five guys pee on my lower back and on my ass while in the
mylifewithfel: I’m glad to announce that I finally opened my own e-junkie shop! This is the cover for Kemono Academy!All the patron-supported comics (the ones you’ve seen censored) are and will be on sale: UNCENSORED and in higher resolution!And
Oh yes, I did it. I made a pic of cat’s and sogreat and derpy. I’ve always loved them so much! I need to say thanks to cat’s. Thanks Cat’s you have been so great, you’ve redefine my life. I know it sound like much,
You know what’s funny its like 90% of you really wanted the blood-orange parody and so secretly did I so here you go. SNK: The Documentary will now be my life force so go ahead and just feed my brain. (Also, y’all don’t have to go anon when you
thcrsthry: Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This
injureddreams: I’m here, I got you “I’ve seen stars explode, ships of pure gold and gems of fire. I’ve seen regimes fall and start anew withing decades of themselves. I’ve seem things in my life that few men have been privy to in their
sorasusi: have some more kawaii doge pictures, this time photographed by my friend Kaust who actually knows how to take pretty photos procrastinating my life away and avoiding all work I should be doing, but look at my dog’s adorable face
2spooky-on-broadway: aslytherinsuperwholockian: the-whooligans: ugh-perf-lyfe: pretending-that-im-cool: thethingiam: ifangirllunalovegood: Don’t worry, Rock. Paper’s just giving you a hug. And now I have a headcanon, where Paper and Rock are
Lol wut?Did you guys actually read my journal post? Or did you just read “my life is in shambles” and assume the worst. Maybe wait until you get to the line about me exercising and shoveling dicks in me before you assume that I’m crying for help
moon of my life; my sun-and-stars
lonersandoutcasts: melstringer: R.I.P. RAVE Magazine. You will be missed. Who will push me to make comics about my life now? The middle one. Older women are the ones who usually say it. My mother has always respected my choice of style and yet other
help me my sister is slowly ruining my life
Why cant i just sit down and do my fucking homework
hellolxsa: i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the
Well i looked online and checked a few separate quizzes and tests, turns out i’m pretty damn likely to have severe BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) which may explain why yesterday i loved this person and today i want them to die a painful death
I should really stop getting my hopes up that my life will ever amount to anything, i can’t do shit and i always fuck things up, i deserve to be dead tbh
samwisethewitch:I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms.
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
it’s 3:30 AM and I’m sitting in my closet wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket listening to One Direction and crying because it’s finally snowing welcome to my life
alexinspankingland: This has been the most sugar of my life People keep asking me where this is, and geeze, I really should have included that in my OP! It’s Creme and Sugar in Anaheim! Warning: we went on a Saturday, had to wait like an hour
hesmuchmoreimportant: Doctor Who (RTD era): 1 quote and gifset per episode | 1.05 World War Three Please, Doctor. Please! She’s my daughter. She’s just a kid!Do you think I don’t know that? ‘Cause this is my life, Jackie. It’s not fun, it’s
brilliantrosetyler:celebrating new who | favorite character: rose tylerthe first nineteen years of my life, nothing happened. nothing at all. not ever. and then i met a man called the doctor. a man who could change his face. and he took me away from
malfoyisms: DO YOU EVER GET SAD REMEMBERING THAT YOU DIDN’T GET TO THE QUICK ACTION FAST ENOUGH IN ASSASSIN’S CREED 2 AND JUST LEFT LEONARDO HANGING IN VENICE WHEN HE WANTED A HUG AND HE JUST STANDS THERE WITH HIS ARMS HELD OUT AND YOU PRESS TRIANGLE
babrahamlincoln: Drag party. Check out these queens Oh my God what the fuck happened to Graham’s face? Also, TORI, YOU LOOK SO FINE. And Jonathan looks super cute, too :) In Tori’s dress, I believe?
I have a shift for work tomorrow (I’m weak and caved and took coverage late last week ok don’t attack me) and now I’m like… in UTI mode. So I emailed my boss about it around ¾ o'clock. I asked if she knew anyone who
callmekitto: pISS ON MY GRAVE shingeki no queer punk doodles, This AU Is Ruining My Life edition including but not limited to, the time armin got a head injury in a crowd at a show and Reiner was like “shit”, Marco and Armin sometimes make out because
I’m hitting a phase in my life where I don’t necessarily want children, but I want to keep all the children I come in contact with safe.
I don’t really care for coming out narratives at this point in my life, but I think about reid figuring out their identity and coming out to the team and I get weirdly emotional about it. mostly, I imagine garcia taking it upon herself to help reid
prints out and frames pictures of abdul, morgan, dwalin, and bofur for my desk.
taffypointby: internet machine broke. so as a result of my boredom and and sleepiness this was pooped out
florelgreen: you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
poly-qos-bdsm-cpl: i encourage this usage of little dix cuckold slaves and my personal slave hubby gets caned like this daily just so he remembers his place in my house and my life!♠️ Selena, Queen of Spades FEMDOM Cuckoldrix ♠️
thekingwizard: One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. This is what happens when you
Yesterday morning (Wednesday morning) while trying to get out the door for work, I tripped and fell. It would have been nothing…except my right hip then hit the corner of the buffet and I landed on my right knee wrong (as if there’s a right
thehellobatty: Lavender is taking over my wardrobe and my life. Found this top and JSK I’ve wanted forever while in Tokyo and wore it to a Lolita swap meet in Harajuku. 🎀 Dress: Angelic Pretty Midnight Doll Blouse: Angelic Pretty Holy Corset Boots:
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
I have waited until 4 am to watch game of thrones season 4 premiere and now none of links are working and i have school in less than 4 hours. thanks universe. thanks for the shitty internet and pointless sleep deprivation im going to have tomorrow. thanks
theicarustheory: You know what’s funny its like 90% of you really wanted the blood-orange parody and so secretly did I so here you go. SNK: The Documentary will now be my life force so go ahead and just feed my brain. (Also, y’all don’t have to
ilovekimjaejoong: Healing Voice Kim Jaejoong - I Have Nothing ^^ lyrics Share my life, take me for what I am‘Cause I’ll never change all my colours for youTake my love, I’ll never ask for too muchJust all that you are and everything that
oldandnewfirm: cutekings: today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but #oh my god IT’S TRUE #I just looked at other photos and my life is changed forever#I will never unsee this #what
queensarrow: I’m the Green Arrow and my life is very dangerous, which is why we decided to keep you out of it for all these years. What happened to you in Star City, that was my fault, and I can’t allow anything like that to happen ever again, and
In 3 months and 2 days, it’ll be exactly one year since we moved from Alaska to Colorado. In 3 months and 4 days, it’ll be one whole year we’ve had Juvia <3 I honestly can’t believe how busy and stressful this year has been.
Im not sure when it happened…but I guess I HAVE turned into the “cute preppy redhead”. Back in high school and even the beginning of college I was more along the lines of…punky and edgy. I guess my dad working for Vera Bradley
inhaftiert: thetowerofpimps: if you think the fat on my chest and the fat in my butt is sexy but you can’t handle a little bit of fat on my stomach or my thighs you can go fuck yourself i don’t need that kinda negativity in my life THX
dreamgrl1998: i wanna sit on someone’s lap w my legs around their waist and my head in the crook of their neck and give them soft kisses
explorersofsky: my life is like that thing in cartoons where the characters are influenced by a little angel and a little devil on their shoulders, except instead of angel and devil it’s “logical thought” and “anxiety disorder”
andrvstian: andrvstian: this new kid at my job just accidentally loaded Ŭ,000 dollars onto a woman’s Starbucks card and i’ve never felt more well adjusted and put together in my life I’ve been corrected, it was ุ,000
bird-of-hermes-is-my-name: “I gave you everything. You took everything from me, my country, my people, my love and my life. So I’ll never ask for the forgiveness of my sins. My soul shall be damned"
Used to be a giant fan girl over drake and thirsted over him but recently I’ve been reevaluating my feelings for him bc in just not learning how problematic he is and I might have to do to him what I did to Kanye
my right hand hurts ridiculously bad from playing tetris ALL DAY. and now i have to write a 300 character essay in japanese about my future. we didn’t even learn any vocab to go with that… and then stats hw. and then reading 5 chapters of
katiiie-lynn:Just spent a full half hour talking with one of the sweetest patients I could EVER ask for 🥺 she asked how long I’ve been a nurse and why I chose to be a nurse and she said that she loved my answer and that I’ll be an excellent
I need this in my life now ! How fluffy is this! And omg omg omg just just just need it it needs love and cuddling and a happy home with us 0.0
So there was this big dramatic car crash right outside my house this eve (no one was hurt thankfully) and now there’s two guys and a girl having some drunken love triangle she’s-mine-not-yours-I-banged-her-first battle literally outside my
Is it just me or do people remember ex-friends and think, “Ahh, thank goodness I’m no longer friends with that cunt.”?
makethissound replied to your post: my brother is finally starting to put together my… I thought you said towels and was like, “Why do they need towels to put a tv stand together?” excuse YOU what tv stand DOESN’T NEED TOWELS GET OUT
Who will be my sugar daddy and buy me this expensive ass bra? I’ve literally never had a bra fit me in my life and I need this. I NEED IT!!!!!!!
jaddeline: corpxe: All my blog is now is Midnight Cinderella trash with a few bits and things of weird shit scattered inbetween and I’m kind of sorry but I’m also really not because tHIS IS MY LIFE NOW #NORAGRETS YES WE CAN BE MIDC BUDDIES LET’S
let’s talk about how my phone charms have gotten a wee bit out of hand??
di-peredo:Steven Universe is one the most biggest source of inspiration and Good Feels both in my work and my life, so it’s ending it’s a really emotional moment for me 💔 Steven and the Gems have been with me through difficult times and I’m
leyton-tla: P: Being her (Taylor Swift’s) friend, does she give you good advice? S: Yes, she was actually at my house the other day, and we were sitting by the fire, and I was talking about relationships and business and my life…
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