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I just need someone in my life who loves dogs and pop punk as much as I do.
My Hero | The Older ManBritish sitcom from over a decade ago about a superman’esque character called Thermoman and his day to day life as a citizen. This episode was about his human body suddenly getting really old and him needing to order a replacement
Me and my shadow (and my familiar)
asklickylick: So umm…this is kind of what’s going on in my life right now… There was lots of tongue and noms x3 (I love this, this is great! Thanks Rebecca! :D Cute and funny, great combination. Even if no one else knows whats going on in the
euo: “To Whom It May Concern: I have decided to end my life because I no longer exist. A person should amount to something and not float around this earth like a ghost” The Double (2013) dir. Richard Ayoade
drawing these assbutts improves my mood so much it’s ridiculous nextpreviousfirst
The best birthday present! My girl took this pic of herself and left it on my computer for me. Congratulation to myself for having her in my life.
IT IS THE CAST OF SHERNLOCK IN EXPLOITABLE PNG FORM NOW YOU TOO CAN MAKE AWFUL SHERLOCK EDITS OF SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF LIKE YOU AHVE ALWYS DREAMD THIS IS ONE OF THE THINGS I HAVE DONE WITH MY LIFE AND I AM NOT ASHAMED
TUMBLR I WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING WORK TONIGHT fannishminded: Can you do Sherlock in a fancy outfit/dress/crown/anything fun and funky- and then put him with a tiara or something that says “Dancing Queen”? Because of reasons.
If i had Pink hair, i’d be pinkie. :3 Blue eyes, Fluffed up hair, really funny, love to run (Springy legs), Soft tummy (I’m not fat!), i have nice breath, and i suppose i have a large tounge for sloppy kisses! Oh, and i love making new friends
tingos: This post has been in the back of my mind for two weeks and basically ruining my life okay.
Overwatch has taken over my life.Send help.
awesometits: Luckily Fuck Yeah, Awesome Tits! is back. But not my other blogs: Fuck Yeah, Awesome Asses (fyasses) Fuck Yeah, Knee Highs (kneehighs) and My Erotica (myerotica) If you followed them and liked them come follow theboiler! For the same
*dies* my pendants (YOU KNOW THE ONES) came in and my sister asked to see them so I had to show them - thankfully she didn’t seem to think better of it and thought they looked coolI’m relieved tho omg
captaintaco2345:So I need to wake up early in the morning to walk my dog, since nobody else is home, and I was downloading some ringtones to use as an alarm. And I found the greatest thing ever: a Tsundere alarm. Normally I’d be too embarrased to actually
So I have some good news, bad news and worse news. The good news is, well I’m still in a good mood which is a precursor to the bad and worse news. The bad news is that my laptop did a Blue Screen of Death recently. Not the worst part. The worse
sniggysmut: Jaspearl with a rose flogger and some latex outfits. This was a Patreon request.
shelton-devers:AO3 updated their filters and I’m so shook??? I love this so fucking much, you have no idea. Thank you, AO3. This made my day way better, and my life so much easier.
So I need to wake up early in the morning to walk my dog, since nobody else is home, and I was downloading some ringtones to use as an alarm. And I found the greatest thing ever: a Tsundere alarm. Normally I’d be too embarrased to actually use it, but
erensjaegerbombs: I cannot properly express my great sadness and grief right now. Linkin Park has gotten me through so many hard times in my life. Whenever I felt down about something, whenever I wanted music to escape to, Linkin Park was always there
3starjammies: Everyone on here seems to love Danny Phantom, and like yeah it was a good show, but why do I never see anyone talking about My Life as a Teenage Robot? That show was amazing! You know, Yoh Yoshinari actually wanted to do an anime reboot
snapbacksteven: It was around the big hiatus of 2016 that I became a fan of SU. And so, I’m curious … how many new fans are joining us in this even bigger hiatus of 2017? So while we’re at it, let’s have a roll call! Reblog this with the date
graysanatomy17: This is my cat, judging me and my life choices But she loves me and I love her.
I got up to make tea and almost slipped and fell on my back because I made a puddle on the floor
I’ve had my fair share of threesomes; most were meh.My worst was with my good friend and her boyfriend at the time during a drunken night. I mean it was fine I guess, but I had the nerve to suck her boyfriend’s dick during it. She always refused him
L.joes very existence makes me want to roll around my bed just squealing and giggling like a loser for hours
drizzydoodles:i was like, “what if Uraraka had a charm spell.” and then it turned into a comic that consumed two and a half weeks of my life…. i’m gunna go nap for a month now.
kennoarkkan: Let’s start this batch with my favorite one! Breaking ground comes dsan getting the first ever porn picture with Deniz in it ! ＼\ ٩( ᐛ )و /／ Man, futa on male and pegging are two things i really dig and I should be doing more art
sarahsequins: I love my dog. If ever I cry, he collects up dirty socks and brings them to me. They’re his favourite thing in the world and they make him happy, so they’ll make me happy too. He’s a good boy.
ceasarslegion: I think part of what makes the McElroys so lovable for millennials and gen z is that they’re a REAL underdog success story. All the ones about Bill Gates and Steve Jobs starting Apple and Microsoft from sheds and Jeff Bezos starting
grey-violet:thorin-and-twerkteam: emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and
lavendernightmares19-deactivate:Honey, when you kill the lights and kiss my eyes I feel like a person for a moment of my life
chillguydraws: My very first Hekapoo drawing with my most recent Hekapoo drawing. Oh what a year it’s been that she took over my blog and my life. more hekapoo!
sugarandtaste: I love you so much… you are my world and my life and everything!
I was making love to my fiancé the other day and I took a quick video of it, and it was so fucking hot! I can’t stop watching it.
thehappysmiler:being a music listener is ruining my life for real. i spend hours a day in a music trance. the government will kill me for vibing too hard
I feel as though I can point out so much of this semester and go “This was one of the best and worst days of my life.”
I’m pretty sure I’m going to drop out of therapy. I would really like some advice about it. I can’t rationalize paying for it anymore and I just fell terrible thinking about my last session. But at the same time, I feel like the biggest
savarend: tumblr i might need a little help i’ve been a little short on money recently and things are getting tighter. i’m regularly making rent but i have pretty much nothing left over for food i have a donation button on my blog and i’m not asking
everything is making me think of my ex best friend why the fuck did I spend more than half of my life with her why did she look at all those years we had and went nope I’m not even going to give this person a conclusion
johancruyff: do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better
lovelyrugbee: My sweet angel, Armin. Probably a picture taken by his super cute hipster boyfriend, Eren. Modern Au’s are my LIFE. Let me know what you think! Follow my art blog for more Snk and Eremin! ;)
apiemakerinkansas: Favorite Female Characters (1/5) Penelope Garcia There’s a quote by my favorite author, Joseph Campbell, and it goes like this: “Find a place inside where there’s joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.” - Penelope García
queermarveltrash: Fuck wisdom teeth and fuck everything they stand for
th3-farm: worthlesswoman31: This is me. Not sexy and i never will be again. I’ve hated myself and my life for as long as i can remember. Want to make me feel better? Bye! Want to hurt me, and call me names, and make me cry, and do horrible things
7iris: The story of my personal and professional life.
babyblanketcoughsyrupcarnival:me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my
bbcatemysoul: when i was younger and picturing all the ways my life could go wrong i never imagined sitting at my computer at 3 am sobbing because two fuckign fictional idiots are taking years to get their lips on each other
herestomycreativity: “She’s the one. She’s not the one that I’m going to spend my life with. But she’s the one I’m never going to stop thinking about. She’s the one that’s going to play the strings of my heart when music is needed.
timedclassic: I’ve spent my life not having things in common with my father, which is a good thing, but if I reach out to my brothers I’m betting it will make my dad feel good, wherever he is. I don’t want that. If that seems petty and vindictive
So in the last month I have:• Broken my new phone• Given myself a giant ass bruise on my thigh while building IKEA furniture• dropped a tea saucer on the smallest toe of my left foot• lost my old phone for and entire weekend (it was later found
Scott is the most amazing individual I’ve ever met. I want nothing more than to spend my life with him, exploring and living and learning and giving. And working out. It just seems like our priorities work out so well together. And his need to be
welovefinetees: Pop open a chilled Tab and enjoy these new Can Town designs! Available now: http://bit.ly/NewHomestuck OH HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT YOU CAN GET ON WLF!!! :)On the right there’s my design!!!(Also congrats to @Dragonnova and @DreamingDeeper
aeritus: Is past 1am again and I’m not frigging tired!!! And now is past 3am and i dont know what to do with my life
So the dream house in my village is for sale. If I wouldn’t have been naive and tried to follow what used to be my dreams for so many years I could have had enough money to buy it cash. I really love myself and my life it’s just so amazing
amaranthdesires:So the dream house in my village is for sale. If I wouldn’t have been naive and tried to follow what used to be my dreams for so many years I could have had enough money to buy it cash. I really love myself and my life it’s
gothteddies:what if I had a little victim during the winter and I didn’t allow them any clothes, I just kept them naked and collared 24/7. Keeping them cold and desperate for warmth, then modifying my home so the only places they can actually warm up
mediocre-childhood: Ruby and Sapphire omg the feels Ruby literally is a hot head and Sapphire is cool you’ll understand after you see it they kissed to
celebi9: A very big Happy Birthday to @shadowpiratemonkey7 / @drawbauchery ! I always love seeing your art throughout the years! I wish you all the best and hope you have a great birthday! Eat lots of cake and keep on drawing! i had a great birthday
cakedupwhiteboy:yumichika ayasegawa is the best character in anything because hes like “im obsessed with beauty everything in my life should be beautiful” and then he goes and puts on his novelty screaming cyan feather falsies and his safety
