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cannibal-sloth: good-dog-girls: Cleaning up today and found all this stuff under the bed I share with my wife. I wanna live under your bed 赨 a month and it includes homemade meals something like 4 nights a week. Hope you like asian and spanish/mexic
whitegirlsaintshit: quickweaves: Imma take nick Jonas to dinner with my family and I want him to stand up and cum directly into my mashed potatoes and makes me eat it all in front of my father. I want him to cum on my scalp and put a cellophane bag
In case anyone wantsta send birthday wishes~ Imma be legally old enough to purchase the alcohols lmao
Lmao my roommate is outta town for the week, so I’m completely alone for the first time in like….. months. And I usually only cook because he asks me to, so now that hes gone I’ve been literally just snacking on fruit and shredded chees
ahomoboyslife: omg i was sitting next to some guy today, and he turns to an asian girl to his right and says “were you affected by the radiation in japan?” and then it got really quiet then after a minute he added “because you are just glowing”
The whole reason I stuck around to watch Sweden laundry was so Bom and Soochul could at least like idk get together? It was the ONLY reason for watching this. There wasn’t even a confession from Bom like she literally just said bye to him before leaving
Omggggghgh so I’m really scared and nervous today cause I have to go to the doctor to do something and I got up and went to brush my teeth and I thought about it….. I got so nervous I started wettin my self o/////o I quickly grabbed my self to stop
the-kittyscarf: I just looked at the notes of the showerthoughts post about peeing in a bottle and i’m lmao
I love my friends husband to death but he is really chatty and literally right when I get up to go pee … he’s calling me…Ignored it and tried to go pee first but he then texted 3 times beggin Me to call back fast so I stopped and called
thechamberofsecrets: have you ever walked into a bathroom stall and settled in for a pee and maybe 2 seconds later someone barges in to the stall next to yours and starts having the most powerful pee of their entire lifetime and all you can do is sit
deoxyhemoglobin: I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you
lesbipoet13: adeathwaltz: Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
Me: *shows friend weird song i love and they don’t seem to be reacting much*Me 32 seconds into the song: dw I hate this bit of the song don’t worry :) and that bit too and all of it my taste in music isn’t bad :) have you tried bleach i think its
nepesmol: How do you pronounce pls and lmao in ur head tag ur answer
And she told me "Hold on tight"
lmao…. This literally just made me snort an Arizona drink out my nice and give a great booming laugh so loud that my roomy jumped half a mile in the hallway. Nice. ^_^
lmao…. Its funny and creepy at the same time. Perfect.
lmao And the Darwin Award goes toooooo…. I hope that fucker hasn’t bred…
lmao… Fuck… someone got fired over this. Unless it was an old issue published when people were less sensitive and bored anyways.
lmao Im using this GIF forever and ever.
lmao…. I fucking love this comic.
lmao…. Jesus fuck…
lmao…. I hope this doesn’t actually happen…
lmao….. Im trying to think of a way thats not insulting and/or a reference to oral sex…. and I can’t find one…. wtf…
lmao… I don’t even watch the show and me too, me too.
lmao I wish I was that funny and clever when I was drunk…
lmao. On a side note if that was her response in real life I would have sighed heavily, rolled my eyes and left without a word. =_=
thyrell: docincredible: greatnorthernofficial: canmom: MP1: audio codec and container format MP2: audio codec and container format MP3: audio codec and container format MP4: video codec and container format MP5: actually, this one’s a gun hold up,
phantomrose96:craylittleliars:Tumblr is weird because some people are freshmen in high school and some people have already graduated college and have a job and we’re all just conversing like age isn’t even a thing.#AGE IS IRRELEVANT WHEN YOURE SCREAMING
furiohsa: do you ever finally have free time and panic because you dont know whether you want to read, watch tv, or watch a movie, and then suddenly it’s been 3 hours and all you’ve done is reblog a picture of chris evans
lnnea: My boss loves Beyoncé and her birthday is the same as Beyoncé and when she first started dating her boyfriend she asked him about his birthday and it was the same as jay-z and she told me that was the main reason she decided to have a baby with
carefreeblackho: musingsofanawkwardblackgirl: king-of-aces: imninm: when a nigga reblogs a girl w curly hair n says he loves girls that don’t wear weave but u know that she got 3 bundles of Malaysian deep wave and a closure in Lmao STOP THIS staff
And what of my wrath?
lmao
lmao nick youngs like wtf?!?
lmao ~the rock voice~ know your role and shut your damn mouth
LMAO
snakeassassins: ryoubakvra: ryoubakvra: honestly the yami marik vs yami bakura duel was so hype in the dub, bakura is always calling yami marik a demon and it’s like, buddy….. you’re kind of calling the kettle black here lmao Yami Bakura: how
and now all your love will be exorcised
neurochemical: neurochemical: im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made
alpakappa: I can’t be the only one who’s gotten mixed up between Otabek and JJ before
I really wish I could get more done in a day like jeez I should be able to do more than a load of laundry and a sink full of dishes before I feel like sleeping for 9265519995432965639 years it sucks so much and I hate it lmao
beefmilk2: pansoph: for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except
I don’t understand why everyone is reblogging this now? This has literally been up the week after edc 2012, and only had like 15 notes until I reblogged it last week, now everyone is suddenly interested in Q-dance. lmao ohkay.
jaanfe: captioned-vines: Child: [rapping] “ Hot Cheetos and Takis! (Ba-bow!) Hot Cheetos and Takis! (Bow!)Person recording and child: [unison] “ I can’t get enough of these Hot Cheetos and Takis! (Bow)” :) Literally everyone in the Valley
goldenpoc: audivinity: iamckg: memoirsofaimperfectblackgirl: weloveshortvideos: they’re SICK of her and I love it lmao Yas 🙌🏾🙌🏾 They face the whole time 😂😂 LMAO The mom just waiting for it to stop lmao
lightskinlivinglavish: tinyrats: i hate him lmao
wrathtotheindustry:When you’re making out with someone and they climb on top of you and lay on you and grind into you and you wrap your legs around them and you just want to get closer to them but you can’t cause you already are holy FUCK
kennedyclintonkat: 66mph: all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babe and lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his
kingjaffejoffer: imnotjailbait: when you start going down on him and realize he hasn’t showered LMAO
lmao remember my botched up package from yesterdayi left the seller neutral feedback and i think they got a mod to cry about it and now im being questioned by them and the mod is making excuses for them like i told them that neither of them are going
And we keep living; no regrets.
olvidass: Ok just know this is a joke and not my actual voice (PT 1.) LMAO VINCENT THIS IS SO FUNNY I CAN’T
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it: bridmpreg: 3-2-1queer: bridmpreg: cholarge-: With all the stuff I see...
2olluxii2liife: shooshpap: CRONUS POTTER AND THE GREASER’S STONE CRONUS POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF HAIR PRODUCTS CRONUS POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF TIGHT PANTS CRONUS POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF HOPE CRONUS POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE SEA HORSE CRONUS
“why didnt u draw x and x in this drawing of 36374 characters?” Y don’t u get ur. Pencil tablet pen and paper and fic ken draw it urself DRAWING IS HARD AND CAN TAKE A LONG TIME and I get tired oK
lavender-bubbaa: strawberry-kisu: I REALLY WANT TO TALK TO MY MUTUALS BUT IM SO SHY AND I SUCK Same tho
Honestly everyone I find attractive r always taken. Like someone came into work today n I’ve always thought he was hot n he said I looked v nice today and I just cry on the inside becus he’s with someone
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