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sollux: DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
graystripe: graystripe: my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying he said hes “disgraced the whole family”
contentiousgravemind: little-miss-tiny: grrrlfever: hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever that’s good to know damn it
billclintonsblowjob: danceabletragedy: Van Gogh’s Paintings Get Tilt-Shifted by Serena Malyon Serena Malyon, a 3rd-year student at art school, took some of van Gogh’s most beautiful paintings and altered them in Photoshop to achieved this
canni8al: i’m gonna create an anime and the first episode is gonna zoom in on the person with bright blue hair sitting by the classroom window, then pan over to the kid with plain hair, the main character
republiccityobsessed: nightingales: If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people. So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on
couurfeyrac: hi my name is enjolras and i’ll be auditioning for the role of french revolution
snufkin-snufkout: finn-theheroguy: unfriendlyjewishhottie: motivatedslacker: anhonestdrug: DO NOT MAKE THE DANGEROUS DECISION OF NOT REBLOGGING THIS POST I mean it’s A BAT HUGGING A TEDDY BEAR. I COULD BARF A RAINBOW THIS IS SO ADORBS. And there’s
fauxmosexualtranstrender: wretchedoftheearth: I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay weird
allisonmosley: whispertoyourgrave: I just found this, I can’t Can you imagine just walking by a random play ground and you see mark gatiss in a suit on some little kiddy thing? That would be scary.
rabioheab: i just translated the lyrics for boom boom pow by the black eyed peas into chinese then back into english and i’m going to shit myself
scaper12123: everything-thats-shark: whimmy-bam: meandmybabylove: Just realized that this is game graphics… YOU’VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME ladies and gentlemen skyrim when 100 mods are running THE F?!
mellarkish: Do you ever have that feeling when you’re really happy then you remember you have something important or stressful going on and you just
sarcasmsaidit: these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.
deodrant: i hate all rich people and i will always hate them until i become rich
bigbardafree: #cant deal with these fake geek boys and their slutty costumes
kankrivantas: do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
droandhoes: frigerator: if i try to talk to you and you seem uninterested i will never try to talk to you again ever
vvebkinz: vvebkinz: this is an important question do babies pee in the womb update: they do and im going to adopt
long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge: I just want to crawl into bed and sleep for a year or 9
darrenpoopspuppies: squirrels don’t know the square root of x and they seem to be doing fine
hiddle-stoned: I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three
ravenmgee: ibelieveinjimmoriarty: shadows-are-my-sunshine: every morning I walk into school and can’t decide if I want to commit suicide or homicide Does that mean homicide’s OK, then?
thesickestjokes: Failed my Health and Safety test this morning..One of the questions was: “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”“fucking large ones” wasn’t the answer they were looking for.
eccentric-nucleus: this person’s art is actually really neat. the best color palette in existence: black and neon
southkoreanfood: Popsicles @ ICE FACTORY in Anyang, South Korea. It is a small cafe that makes homemade gelato, gelato popsicles, yogurt popsicles, and sherbet popsicles with the freshest ingredients. Some of the flavors include chocolate, cream cheese,
mineralists: Slice of green and yellow orbicular agate from the National Mineral Collection
thearcanetheory: thetasrose: wordgotaround: Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes
shooting4ownhand: mama-bird: qbits: A hard on is worth four times as much as a newborn. Pretty much sums up the rest of the bullet points, no? That last statistic was fucking disgusting… and people STILL call women who complain about the price of
wendzeemakarling: chulacabra: allstarbatmanny: My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts. running w/ scissors without milk
snowychesters: do you ever reread something you wrote a long time ago and just
koncreates: damn-the-jam: loveissuchalovelytorture: shark-bones: Bath mat turns red when wet. I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them. Then wait for the screams of terror. Calm down there,
thecrossroadsangel: I saw the 5th and 6th movies before I read the books. I still need to, actually, but that’s beside the point. An old friend rented them to watch with me. I’d heard of Luna but didn’t really dig further. First thing I really
heyitspj: Listen here let’s get one thing and one thing only straight if I ever date you I have full access to your hoodies I get to wear them whenever I want
ignoremenow: rachlmcadams-deactivated2015090: “A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and
redsnipertroublewalking: luckied: redsnipertroublewalking: luckied: redsnipertroublewalking: luckied: Jean let a goofy giggle and had a dreamy-like look on his face. “No no, thank you,” he retorted back, the dorky expression still on his face.
deidara-sempai: 30 Day Naruto Challenge ♧Day 6→ favourite Jounin: Hatake Kakashi. “I’m Kakashi Hatake. I have no desire to tell you my likes and dislikes… My dreams for the future…. Hmm…As for my hobbies… I have lots of hobbies”
cirillaofcintra: dying in a game and being transported back to the latest save when you haven’t saved in like 3 hours
samuelvasnormandy: cat–beard: socialnetworkhell: nataliesama: arooooo: 1-800-hellyeah: did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground
Just when I started liking my body, everyone in my family decided today they’d tell me I’m fat and need to lose weight.
kirshctein: sousuke trying to use makoto in his revenge against haru but it is a proven fact that makoto is an angel and no one can take advantage of him like that
tiffanyaliyah: fedupblackwoman: Evelyn Lozada, Cardi B, Erica Mena, and Joseline Hernandez’s (someone said she’s afro-Latina, does she identify as afro-latina?) gain fan clubs for their loud, crass behavior. I see comments like “That’s my
just-shower-thoughts: Men will never know what it feels like to have a fart creep forward and go up inside your vagina. Then you gotta do a weird bend to re-fart your fart. That sounds….unfortunate
Uh. Okay, I haven’t seen anything, but I have an inkling that spoilers are out. On a scale of 1-10, 1 being “do whatever” and 10 being “run to the hills,” how good should I be about avoiding the main tags?
Came back from Pacific Rim again and loved watching it a second time! I’m glad my coworkers liked it too :)
microfibrils: on ur period like
My old high school friend invited me to go to Megacon (the biggest convention of all of Florida) with her and her boyfriend? Should I take the chance?
carbinks: hoenn’s similarities with florida are frighting because florida has a tropical climate and many port cities just like hoenn florida is home to rick scott, who is evil. hoenn has evil teams also florida is governed by large creatures who
connorkawaii: in games with character creation do you ever just sit back and admire your work like wow i really made a hot piece of ass well done me
I’m not a very sappy person but Nia and Simon getting married in the last ep of gurren lagann always makes me cry
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. This is why I don’t do rum anymore
wreckedteens: One of the best feelings ever is when someone compliments you on something you’re really insecure about and they don’t know that you’re insecure about it so you know they genuinely mean it and it’s just such a nice feeling
nobody puts a smile in my face like lil b, gucci mane, spaceghostpurrp, and robb bank$.
theewonderblack: What the fuck is this disgusting shit? like this is really… stupid.
I have no idea what she’s saying or what’s even going on in 7/11 but all I know is it’s a fucking jam and I’m even more in love with Beyoncé than I was before.
It’s amazing how everything and nothing matters at the same time, no wonder everyone is so fucked up about life all the time.
37q: A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.
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And that’s how I ended up parked in the back of an Academy parking lot, sporadically sobbing while eating a chicken burger and watching Game Grumps
