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And animations!SQueen is on the final stretch - I’m start on a higher quality version(which will most likely take AT LEAST a month), and will need to figure out where to stash a 50-second-long video with sound and nipples without sacrificing quality
“And how about Jim?”“Oh, he didn’t care. He was in no rush to get dressed. He was amused.”“And basking in the satisfaction,” Mike said, “of just giving you his sperm.”“Yeah, he had a cocky grin and was looking at me like, I just fucked
magicalgirlfetish: theicarustheory: Would have been his first on-site excavation in college or something and then he tweets it with some lame hashtag like “#idigit” and i cry myself to sleep until i’m sixty (for hsph friends and anon who keeps
I mean I keep forgetting to post this but I guess now’s as good a time as any. The illustration I did for the Shiganshina Trio Artbook (which you can check out here) Its been so amazing working with these people and I’m let me take this time to formally
And then there’s these kinds of messages. I don’t know if it’s a question or a statement. And how would I know? And even if we DID know hotwives in the Wisconsin area, it’s not like I’d hand out a roster. Normally I ignore or delete
And then just like that, she opens her legs and begs for it. Now I’m wondering if I should tease her and make it a game. Love my playful, sexy wife!
Please you guys, this is super important. This is Bart, my Khajiit. 1 like = 1 pet 1 reblog = 1 skoomas Please, he is such an attention whore. He will die if i don’t get off my phone and pet him. He has told me so. Plz give him pets so he
i never thought this would ever happen but then it did and now i feel super pumped and confident
bogleech: sacculetta: So, that’s two episodes of the new PPG in a row, with two jokes about men in dresses and how funny that is, and one joke about how bullfighting is perfectly okay and harmless to the bull, and six different people who apparently
Like I don’t think i’m being unreasonable really? Like I generally don’t mind any kinks whatsoever, but there are a few i just don’t think should exist, and a few that i don’t think are acceptable in any forms.
It always confuses me when neurotypicals think that all triggers are of the same intensity - like these asshats were getting angry about someone who had tagged something as “irl hands //” or something and they thought it was hilarious but like…
ghost-y: doomy: soundgoodizer: unpopular opinion maybe? but the microtransaction stuff in video games with like lootboxes/crates/etc (where it’s random and you don’t know what you’re gonna get) is absolutely gambling and should be subjected to
People on this site really go mad when you don’t like the jokes they like huh
And they said to the mountains and to the rocks, “Fall on us and hide us from the presence of Him who sits on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb…“
lgbtcourse: lesbian does not mean attracted to vagina lesbian means attracted to women and only women, and thats it. stop reducing women to their genitals, and stop invalidating trans lesbians and their girlfriends.
likeful:man if there’s one thing i could say to (young) people who have just been diagnosed w bpd….. do not go through the tags or follow blogs dedicated to bpd like don’t do it
froody: if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person froody: what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it
I don’t get when people say stuff like “Game of Thrones is better than The Walking Dead”, or vice versa. It doesn’t make sense to me. They’re not the same kind of show. One is a post-apocalyptic zombie horror/drama the other
I think Carnelian would be a good name for, like, a warrior Gem. Like a general or some other commander-type or a vanguard. Just based on how the name sounds, it just sounds like the name of a military leader to me. Maybe because carn- as in flesh which
ygrittesnow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come up and look at how
heyimbritni: wow, some people’s names dont match their face. like lets say youre talking to a hot guy, he looks like matt or ashton, but his name is mary or bartholomew
sometimelow: do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep
zenith-of-justice: shelpee: how do you politely push someone off of a cliff you have a tea party at the edge of the cliff and you say “wow there old chap look at what’s at the bottom of this cliff!” and then they lean over and go “why i do
moniquill: stfunithingas: ianthe: purpleweeble: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY JUST OOPS I FELL me Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something. That pigeon did not fall. IT WAS PUSHED.
mocha-warlock: jordanifying: spooky-je: do you guys ever just hate that feeling when you realize that you’ve become the third wheel in a friendship and the only way to get people to really notice you is if you have to fucking scream and yell and
niateppelln: when you like someone more than they like you
gerard-gay: gerard-gay: my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive
msjewbooty: when you’re singing really loud while nobody’s around and you’re doin pretty well and then all of a sudden your voice cracks or you hit a note way off key and you just embarrass yourself that’s literally the worst because you’re
wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneetoile: THIS IS MARRIAGE!! Thats right! Permission to be a bad ass. Nod. He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.” Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes
photoshoppedreality: hussiescondensedevil: eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb
ludicrouscupcake: lupadellaluna: asvprock: br0sephstalin-: stared at this for like 10 min God was in a good mood Fuck me sideways this is intense. HOLY FUCK THAT ONE GIRL ALMOST GETS HIT WITH THE TRUNK DOOR WHEN IT FLIES OPEN BUT SHE LIKE SLIPS
creamcheesed: julounge: Abandoned Velma by ~nebriniel Please leave the credit and links to the artist. Description: “I’ve seen numerous fanarts of Velma, depicting her as some über curvy and sexy and geeky fantasy material… and for some reason,
winchesterlicious: One of these days my knowledge of myths and fairy tales and tv shows and weird facts is going to come in handy just you wait
raichol: i like how they’re called followers it makes me feel like im a cult leader
hiddlestalker: imgoingtoriphislungsout: kanayafempreg: voiceofthemockingjay: itspeteyyy: I really hope she’s infertile and not pregnant. I hope they’re all infertile. And their family. And friends. “it only takes round cards” I hope they
demoncolbert: i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water
eliatrope-moved: when u know someone doesn’t like u as much as u like them
thewomanwhoconsults: band-spamming: tooduhlou: did anyone else notice when british people try to sound american they either sound like a stuck up snotty girl from a movie or a ghetto rapper from the streets like is that what we are to you people did
infinite-jubilation: today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood
thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON” UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN
gayleaf: the internet has taught me that people can be wonderful and incredible and surprising and brilliant!!! and there is no limit to the size or the obscurity of stuff people will stick up their butthole
lestradehasthephonebox: If you think about it, Marius and Cosette are the opposite of Romeo and Juliet. They fell in love and everyone else died.
smartpeopleonice: those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/tv shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:Jean was bored. And boredom made him do things that would have caused others to stop and go, ‘no. Bad idea’. But he wasn’t like others and reminded himself that was
OKAY BUT NOIZ GETTING REALLY INTERESTED IN THE WHOLE HAIRDRESSER THING AND KOUJAKU LETTING HIM WATCH HIM TEND TO HIS CLIENTS AND NOIZ REALLY WANTS TO TRY ON HIM AND KOUJAKU’S LIKE FUCK I CAN’T LET HIM DO THAT, BUT AFTER WEEKS OF PRODDING, KOUJAKU’S
people who can draw on their phones have most likely sold their family to satan and art a force to be reckoned with.
ovw has to be like. the worst fandom i’ve been in. like it’s worse than dmmd. and it’s kind of hard to be worse than dmmd but here we are
I’m a tool and want to individually upload these selfies because I love me sometimes
I hate going to crowded places sometimes because I feel like everyone is staring at me and start to get anxious and I hate saying that I feel people are staring because I sound conceited
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
a while ago a voice actor for a childrens tv show was talking with me and bought me a few things and was interested in being my low effort sugar daddy. I wasnt interested bc I’m not seriously into sugar babying and this guy was so paranoid about
Like a Drunken Athena
Somehow got kicked in the crotch during my game tonight and I’ve literally been bleeding andddddd ees no good. Like my vagina got cut the fuck up!!!!!! This has ultimately been like the worst week in months.
groans, so like the lyricstuck i was doing, im kinda not even into it anymore there was a final part in the song which repeated the same verse 5 times before it ends, but i drew everything before that so there’s almost 20 pics and i don’t
do you guys like to nickname all your pokemon or just some and not others?
You might notice that in my art, I typically draw Blake with pointed ears (elf ears comes to mind). Thats because in y headcanon, the faunus gain more traits from animals than ears or tails or horns, etc. Like when I draw Blake, I draw her wih pointed
I’m watching a playthrough of persona 5 like 2 years late but its neat I like it so faralso ann
katevictoriax: katevictoriax: 💀💀 so i put this on instagram with the caption ‘uneven boob club’ and a few people messaged me like ‘noooo they’re not they’re awesome, your boobs are great & cute!!1!!’ like….i never said they
