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journeyofaformaljockboy: orangehares: journeyofaformaljockboy: orangehares: journeyofaformaljockboy: orangehares: journeyofaformaljockboy: orangehares: If I did get chavvy tattoos it would probably be like this :) and im shamefully a lil turned
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Woah Eddie's like why your so good at modeling and im like don't complement her
Yennefer, Cirilla and Triss in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (artwork released at gamescom)
sometimes on their makeout sessions, charlie gets a lil too excited and accidentally almost eats ink. wopes!
*slowly wakes up to my puppy for once actually curled up nuzzling in my side* Omg I’m blessed..* moves away a lil to get up but then shewakes up and crawls over and stretches her whole body on top of mine, resting her head on my shoulder/chest*Fuck
perihelionicarus:pussyong-deactivated20200810:y’all are like “headcanons for [real person]” and im like i headcanon u with going to therapyexcuse me in the what
buuckybaarnes: i am so small and bitter im like a human espresso
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sixpenceee: my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
sophie531896273240810891:sophie531896273240810891:sophie531896273240810891:i spent ะ on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like
ok so earlier i asked my mom what race my dad was since i knew she wouldnt answer if i asked her about herself and she was like “white whats not white about him” but my dad is dark skinned with curly black hair and not whitepassing at all there is
lvysaur: sometimes i see a post on my dash and im like w/e then i see it 5 fucking times in a row and fall into the hands of capitalism and reblog it
ommanyte: When you’ve been on bright, lovely mobile all day and haven’t succumbed to the darkness of the new tumblr blue
raggedick: time-for-maps: this changes everything oh my god do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like a city over I live in “Italy” and took a day
dialeqtic: dapier-co: dialeqtic: This a lose - lose situation, either you keep paying your employees more money to keep up with the rate of inflation until your company is no longer profitable or you try to compromise and look like a dick because
meatfighter: rob-walks: I remember on night when I was younger I went to Olive Garden with my family, Wesley Pipes walks in and im like “Yo thats Wesley Pipes” my mom is like “who’s that”. I was stuck. Lmfaooooooooo
dollstowishfor: 52.2cm Immortality of Soul x Dolk Station - “Ciel, Erithacus Dress ver from Black Butler” May 20 ~ June 12Ciel is cast in normal skin resin and is available as a fullset (includes boy body, flat feet, heel feet, face-up, wig, eyes,
evelynconnery: sometimes i reblog a textpost with like ten notes and im like “hell yeah i support independent textposts” happy motherfucking small business saturday
radioirwin: radioirwin: i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey
animal-factbook: When afraid, Bichon Frises cling to their owners and behave like koalas for extra security and support. This tactic allows them to regain their composure while feeling safe and loved.
rosswoodpark: time-for-maps: this changes everything oh my god do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like a city over I live in “Italy” and took
cute-bird-dad: kids are out here like “i wish i was alive during beatlemania” and im like….. beyonce is right here, right now, what is wrong with you. get right with jesus
gothammite:yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through
yiffaltonbrown: I JUST GOT BACK FROM WORK AND MY BROTHER TOLD ME THE GREATEST NEWS he says “do you remember chef brian from cutthroat kitchen?” and im like of COURSE i remember chef brian….. we all watched that episode together and despised him
lizardsister: any time i do some shit like go for a walk in the woods by myself, walk around at 3 in the morning, or go explore literally every single abandoned building i come across afterward i scold myself and im like “listen this shit is why your
pir8core:astraldemise:astraldemise:astraldemise:astraldemise:bigweldbigweld you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld
princeowl:ok, so i was watching the war of the coprophages episode of x files and this weird cockroach animation happens and im like what…..thinking i just hallucinated it i backtrack and YES THAT IS THERE…PART OF THE EPISODETHEN I REMEMBER THE OLD
fruitcrocs: im torn between trying to improve my life this year and being a good person or going on a path of self destruction and sinning like fuck
Ive never been this terrified of someone like this….
nxte: sometimes i see a post on my dash and im like w/e then i see it 5 fucking times in a row and fall into the hands of capitalism and reblog it
@ people with minimalist bedrooms w/ like one string of xmas lights and a plant
louandharreh: sometimes i forget the boys are huge popstars and i think we are the only ones that know about them in our little internet world and then i hear someone mention them in public and im like oh yeah theyre famous i forgot
sadbaffoon: BUT I DO LOVE IT WHEN BAE IS BOUTA MAKE ME CUM AND IM LIKE “YESSSSS DADDY CAN I CUM?” AND HE SAYS “SHOW ME” AND I LITERALLY MELT INTO PUSSY JUICE.
katara: sometimes I forget this is a blogging website and then I see a 4 paragraph post about what someone bought target and auto zone and im like who the fuck would want to run a real blog
tomorrow I have to walk to the doctor and sit there alone then get their opinion then get a blood test alone (which will take like an hour waiting) and walk back and im very not excited
time-for-maps: this changes everything oh my god do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like a city over I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go
sometimes i can be really dumb and make myself feel bad about things which are literally no big deal and im like stop it self you’re a superstar remember that and as soon as i finished writing that sentence i just realized that’s my antithesis
sundays are so weird its like you automatically feel drained and bored and not willing to work hhhh
i wonder what part of “don’t repost my art” do people not understand, i just found an instagram account that’s been uploading my art (sometimes with watermark removed) and other artist’s art to it without credit and getting likes and followers
Another thing I liked about the epilogue is how empathized is during the LE fight (and after) how much John tries to keep his glasses on because he can’t see shit otherwise.That poor boy is blind as a mole and they send him to fight intergalattic monsters
OkaY speaking of IRL character stuff I’m pretty sure I can pull of Jasper at the very leastMe and my friends are talking about going to a con and cosplaying Homeworld gems and im gonna be Jasper, now all I need is my dad to pay for my gym membership
delvg: this is like the quickest sketch ever bc i’m really excited about Beachsonas being a thing and im also doing this right before going to bed Del’s a part time lifeguard and freelance artist who totally loves local bands and stuff (probably
teaboot: teaboot: This old farmer in the town I’m in just warned me ‘watch out for the old guy’s daughter, she’s six foot nine and built like an amazon’ and all I could do was choke up and whisper ‘awesome’ Gossipy rural townsfolk warning
helltothenaw replied to your photo: And here she isssss~ Part of me is conflicted because it’s Micheal Turner’s version of Supergirl but then OMG SUPERGIRL YAY FEATHERS. !!! a guy friend suggested the pic to me so i mean i dunno if that makes it
my oh so sweet grandmother decided to put a giant tarantula toy on our porch at some point when i wasnt looking and when i walked outside today i im so tired ur shit grandma
for the past like, week, every time i get inspired to draw lucisev and doodle it i end up hating it afterwards and drawing something else……; - ;
by your hand is the only end i foresee...
rishtaywaliaunty: sometimes i think i hate men a bit too much but then i hear stories from women about their husbands and fathers and im like nvm i hate men i hate them so much and i dont have any regrets about it LmaoMe