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bumblebeebats: bumblebeebats: cockhunt: can they like release new vegetables i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt and im like ……………………………………..ma’am
puppymother:in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
Omfg I’ve been working myself up for ages and edging for like half an hour and just as I was gonna orgasm my fucking wand died. I can’t, it completely ruined it and I like half came. I’ve never been so amused and frustrated all at once
IM WATCHING A WEREWOLF BOY AND OHMYGOD ALL THE FEELS I AM CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS AND THIS ASSHOLE NEEDS TO GET FUCKING HIT WITH A BRICK AND I CANT BECAUSE MY POOR CHEOL SOO IS BEING TREATED LIKE A MONSTER AND ICANT OK I JUSTCANT
Ok so… sorry for the B1A4 spam not really coz im celebrating something amazing..but this was my babies first win on a music program..and I am so proud right now because it meant so much to them and us BANAs also its like 3am and Im still crying
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
burgrs: sometimes i look in the mirror and im like “damn ;)” and other times im like “damn :///”
chya, I was a slutty deatheater for halloween. and ppl were all like bitch, tell me you are nottt calling upon the dark lord… and im like pfft, like fuck i’m not… and so i’m like “hey dark lord, come holla at a bad bitch” + *wand tap*. and
greatwhiteprivilege: sometimes i think abt the person i like and im like “wow i wish we were dating” then im like “oh yea we are fuck yea”
frawgs:being an adult with adhd is like …. i’m definitely missing an appointment somehow.. idk which appointment but i know i’m missing it
tomno: there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u
so…i just deleted my 6 year old tumblr account and im laughing/crying reading the messeges like you said you loved me and im like a sister to you why arent you here? where were you when i needed you? i just really miss my old friend.
laugh-addict: whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” i just
codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont
hermionerose: tomno: there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u YES
scoutfinches: bumblebeebats: bumblebeebats: cockhunt: can they like release new vegetables i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt and im like ……………………………………..ma’am
denchguy: blastortoise: yall talking about sports and im like yall talking about anime and im like
vua: somedays I look in the mirror and im like damn I look good and then other days I look in the mirror and im like damn I look SO good
I feel like doing everything and nothing at the same time
codenamesexy: royeah: I need you guysss to help me with this skirt I got it by mistake and im liking the design but im not sure about the pattern The pattern is like sea waves and chains What do you think? don’t mix two patterns and you’re fine.
kingsleyisilebo: why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here
elsie-clarks: i wish i had a boyfriend that would tie me to the bed, fuck me, make me beg him to stop, cum all over me, basically treat me like a little whore
extrasad: sometimes i just decide not to care about stuff and im like hell ya im gonna be happy and then i cry rly hard about it like two hours later
sooo I have been feeling a little differently lately (though maybe not a bad different) and I just want to be the very best me and I want to do things for myself and that make me happy and move forward
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yummytomatoes replied to your post: sometimes i forgot how early im waking… YOURE RUNNIN WITH THE MORNING CREW NOW ITS RATHER NICE i feel like a have a lot more time in the day to do things, i can finish art and its not even 4pm yet and im like
UGH okay can anyone help me with customizing deviantart widgets? ;;;;; i already spent like 2 hours trying to figure it out and looking up tutorials and its not coming out rightall i need is the css to be able to add a background with a content holder
slimyhipster: tudoujie: no one likes his singing voice save for the crows (?) everyones tagging this as dave strider and im like I GET WHY BUT ALSO IM LIKE ???? OK
dumbdaisies: i always thought the friends theme song was melodramatic until i moved out, now im legitimately starving and have like no money to buy food, my phone is broken, and im like bitch……. so no one told me life was gonna be this way….
Okay im just gonna say that I actually dislike angst headcanons with Ruby and Sapphire like the whole what if they die or what if they dont love eachother anymore okay I HATE them dont send them to me anymore
i wanna draw really badly but im hungry and when im hungry i SUCK at drawing so im just waiting for my mom to come back with food and im just hell bORED RIGHT NOW AHH
When you binge watch 3 seasons of hour long episodes in less than a week and run out and its like No, Bitch, Im noT DONE YET WHERE’S THE REST
i have reached that point once again where i want to draw 23434534 of the ships i like but i only have so much stamina and talent to complete them and/or make them look decent
Nothing like a good ol’ sad film to just completely crush you
