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Pollito is not getting better and I fear the worst… It won’t eat and the only thing it wants to do is te rest inside my hand…I really tried, I did what I could..
Trust no one.Why and how was this approved?>”Mirrors ready, lad?”>”Sure thing, here you go.”>horror mirrors>”Perfect.”
just finished the movie and i was not okay…..i cannot handle the cuteness and fluffiness and aghhhh it needs a sequel
I don’t know who’s saying it or what i was thinking but i just kept seeing all these scans of Levi saving dead bodies and fucking jumping on Erwin and I’m just like shhhh baby no stop you’ve done enough please like do u feel me
She was an undercover agent, on duty, of busting so called “The Boss” red-handed… It turned out…That she was not that “undercover”…And The Boss…Had no mercy!
SO I FINALLY WATCHED THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN it was not good but it was basically gay porn without the actual porn so I’m inclined to like it despite how fucking awful it was
Cue the Guitar Warriors; I thought I was hot, but I guess I was not. My whole adventure was brought to a screeching halt. My heart has stopped, and my brain is cold, and what’s worse my body is starting to mold, I am so so dead. …this dimen
I needed a short break from pony and I was in the mood for boobs, so I did some study doodles on how they move. One thing led to another and now there are some bouncing boobs on your dashboard. bouncebouncebouncebouncebounce It’s supposed to be
gaelfox:The trainer sheets! Ruby was “Cute but Deadly”, Weiss was “Cold Grace” Blake was “Stoic Felines” and Yang was “Three Bears!” I just decided to do two Pokemon each (with the exception of Yang, cause Goldilocks and Three Bears haha)
And the way she ran off to get stitches afterwards without so much as a “thank you”? SO rude
And with a random succ comes a random YCH raffle!Since it was around 4AM and no one was awake, I was not sure what who to have as the second pony in the drawing. Best way to choose? Randomly Generated Numbers of course!Anyone who submits a reference (eith
unicornfan: i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest
So I need to wake up early in the morning to walk my dog, since nobody else is home, and I was downloading some ringtones to use as an alarm. And I found the greatest thing ever: a Tsundere alarm. Normally I’d be too embarrased to actually use it, but
I don’t wanna play anymoreeee. Because I finished. :P And I’m not horny anymore. But it was super fun tho.Thankss to all who helped me cum. :)ily k byes-princess
liveitoffthewall: Fact: Grandpa Simpson is crazy.Fact: MJ was not monitored by the FBI for 13 years. He was monitored between 1993 and 1994 and separately between 2004 and 2005.Fact: He settled out of court the first time and his lawyer at the time was
soosoohyonly: After & things got worse and that friend who gave me these 2 made a third version, because she told me she could make it even worse and I was so stupid to be curious about it, LOL Version 3:
!!!! Gabrielle shut herself in the closet again! How?! How does she do it?! And why! Is it so I won’t know she snuck in there? I KNOW IT WAS NOT I WHO SHUT HER IN THERE, I HAVE NOT TOUCHED MY CLOSET SINCE YESTERDAY AFYERNOON AND SHE WAS ON MY PILLOW
arijandro: princelybum: arijandro: last night i dreamt of you idk if this is from a song or not,but it gave me chills i really love the colours used It’s not from a song, it was written by me. ALSO THANK YOU. ;-;
“And then the line was quiet but not dead. I almost felt like he was there in my room with me, but in a way it was better, like I was not in my room and he was not in his, but instead we were together in some invisible and tenuous third space that
Although she retired before I became involved with Northern, I got to meet Scarlot Rose when I was in the UK last time (actually thanks to tumblr!) and she was just as adorable and delightful in person as she is on film.
topographygo: i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none
@kleo2020 a lot of it was more or less free detox. i was most definitely a junkie, and i was well on my way toward being a full blown alcoholic. so you know, counseling, free food, and some detox. it was pretty sweet. I mean I was absolutely terrified
Friendly reminder that there are plenty of people who like Thorin, Fili, and Kili, even if they know what happens to them in the books. Also, a person’s fan-worth shouldn’t be focused on if they have read the source material or not. (◕‿◕✿)
and thorin is not there at all because i refuse to believe he was in their lives much at all.
jaclcfrost: bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not
not of self, but of geography.
ok so earlier i asked my mom what race my dad was since i knew she wouldnt answer if i asked her about herself and she was like “white whats not white about him” but my dad is dark skinned with curly black hair and not whitepassing at all there is
OK so here’s that terrible video I was talking about (did not take much convincing to get me to share it, haha). It won’t sync properly and the video I took the audio from was not the best quality (I amplified the audio so you shouldn’t
I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t
Weird shit going on, I just saw a post show up on my dash from around 7pm, and it was not there earlier because I was on their blog a couple hours ago and it was NOT there. WTF is going on? Even xkits time stamp showed 5 hours ago???
bonersniper: powerragers: Billy behind the scenes 👊💙 And they pretended not to know he was a Big Gay Oh, they knew alright.
honestly this insomnia is starting to get the best of me, i had a job interview to tho and i was so damn tired the corner of my vision started getting blurry and it was getting difficult to focus
hoshizoradestination: hoshizoradestination: rb and put in the tags what the first three anime you watched were! i’m curious seeing a lot of pokemon, dbz, and sailor moon. not sure what i was expecting
prevolt: Make me choose meme: Makishima Shogo or Tsunemori Akane “It’s not the final judgement of good or evil that’s important. What matters is that you come to that decision yourself. That you agonize over it and eventually accept it.”
billykidd: Charlotte Carey was shot by Billy Kidd.
valerieshade: Flower Girl: Photographer: Rodney Mickle, Hair: FancyEagle, MU: myself. More goodness from my East Coast trip. It was amazing shoot and meeting Rodney.
soakingspirit: katyjohopkins Posting my own naked bum is my greatest internet joy. Megan took this picture. We bathed with a few naked strangers this weekend and it was nothing short of glorious.
wonderhussy: I let my armpit and pubic hair grow out the whole time I was at Burning Man!! Fabulous photo by Shutterbug Studio
jenniferlawurence:It’s scary when you feel the whole world judges you. I think people saw [the hacking] for what it was, which was a sex crime, but that feeling, I haven’t been able to get rid of it. When my publicist calls me, I’m like, ‘Oh,
I forgot to tell my tumblr this, but I got into an argument with a woman on here a few days ago, and she was completely against gay marriage, saying shit like, “Homosexuality is a DISEASE and they should be FIXED!” and I literally could not
i was tricked into going to a LAN party this weekend even thoughi’m not a gameri’m bad at video gamesi didn’t even bring a pcon the other hand going to a party where people actively don’t care if i just sit and read and smoke and don’t
durkin62:themaddfeminist: shadycatz: angrydumbbitch: goldprincxss: roselikesenglish: vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language.
kushandwizdom: poppunktunes: mxksim: vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he was left
thesonicscrew: harperhug: roselikesenglish:vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he
last night darfin surprised me and took me out for a date (saw zootopia wee) and it was really cute and he was so lovey and I felt bad because I was so tired and not peppy, but he was all playful and touch-y and just super duper into me and he asked how
guys yesterday me and darfin went for a run and I was faster than him!!!! and I was less out of breath (though still dying) and then I beat him in shooting the basketball (bc that is my only talent in sports)
GUYS DARFIN LEFT HIS SPOTIFY LOGGED INTO MY COMPUTER AND HES CURRENTLY LISTENING TO IT AT HOME BUT EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING FROM THIS COMPUTER IT WORKS ON HIS AND HES FREAKING OUT HAHAHAH
to the people who go ‘you are so sexy’ ‘I bet you are so hot in bed’ ‘I would love to see a sex tape of you and darfin you two would be so hot together’ … today he came on my face and it shot almost into my nose and eyes and I thought
in my messages theres one guy who keeps talking to me in a way I probably wouldnt be chill with now and apparently this was around the time I lost my virginity and he said I was acting different and I was like ‘im not a virgin anymore’ and he was
a while ago a voice actor for a childrens tv show was talking with me and bought me a few things and was interested in being my low effort sugar daddy. I wasnt interested bc I’m not seriously into sugar babying and this guy was so paranoid about
L M F A O so my brother is driving me and my friend back from the protest we went to and Muh calls him and I expected they’d be going out to smoke hookah and my brother was like “so you want me to drop you guys off?" and I was like
oceanwriting: used to hate the taste of alcohol cause it was only good if you were a grown-up and i was not a grown-up used to hate the taste of alcohol cause it made me think of throwing up in the bathtub and i was not the girl who got drunk and threw
asiakhorton: just fyi. if an artist has already created a Tumblr post with their artwork: do not repost their work. do NOT repost their work. do not repost their work. DO NOT REPOST THEIR WORK. DO NOT REPOST THEIR WORK. DO. NOT. REPOST. THEIR. WORK.
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
not-laying-roses:I’m SCREAMING
and now we wait
asknopony: The beginning of my story. More to follow. As always, feel free to ask questions. ((OOC: Drawing other ponies was not my strong suit today. I will try and improve!))
so monomoms at the supermarket with baby graceweiss is moving the cart with grace in the little seat. grace grabs some candy and shows weiss. weiss sighs and is like “no honey, those aren’t good for you” and puts it back. blake comes up to the
dazzledfirestar: I am going to say this ONE. MORE. TIME. Nick Fury was not racebent for the MCU. MCU Nick Fury was based on Ultimates Nick Fury who was introduced in 2001 as a black man. The MCU started in 2008. NICK FURY WAS NOT RACEBENT FOR THE MCU.
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