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madamebunbun: do you ever think about how super fucked up danny phantom is a 14-year-old boy fucking dies in a tragic lab accident, but the accident happens halfway into an alternate dimension, so he is both killed (in one dimension) and not killed
It’s really great when you realize that you’re literal fucking garbage and nobody actually likes you.
Why the fuck is tumblr giving me local conservative ads about defeating woke liberals and stopping critical race theory from being taught in schools? @staff or whoever responsible what the fuck!!!
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Don't you understand that this story never really ends? We'll love like it's the last moment on earth and we'll scream, because we want to know that we were heard, but every story gets a sequel and every word will have another and every hero will die,
Writing Eren/Armin fic, because if I can’t have a reality that people are trans* and brainsick and have successful friendship then I’m going to write fictional ones that do.
I just read a series of fics in which Maeve didn’t die and Reid was explicitly autistic and she was neuroatypical and THE ONLY WAY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN EVEN MORE PERFECT IS IF REID WAS TRANS.
slipstreamborne: The people of this town died all the same, and you fed them their death.
couple-living-a-fantasy: milkyandthegentlemen: couple-living-a-fantasy: The wife and I had a date night and had a blast together. By the end of the night her and I were dying to fuck each other. Her pussy was sopping wet with her sweet sweet pussy
I got so fucking pissed with my shitty runed Shannon that I shoved her the desp set and YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING DIE TO THE CRYSTALS AGAIN FFS.
whataboutthemenses: sweetestpiglet: youareuglylikeme: curiouskitty: verycunninglinguist: whatlikeitshard: jukeboxgraduate: yerawizardmary: yerawizardmary: Dying right now. I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.
fizzy-dog: “artists dont work for the love of art anymore, they just rely on commissions and patrons” this is how art has literally always been the fucking sistine chapel is commissioned fanart of the bible
self-shadowing-prey: Black Wing - Black Wing I come in last or I never come in Why won’t anyone do something ‘Cause I’m fucking dying And it’s alright I’d rather sleep I am empty and I won’t fight Carry me out and bury my mouth Fill it
I’m so good at sabotaging myself. Finally another decent job posting opened up at work and of course here I am ½ hour late 2 days in a row and also fucking up on my safety inspections (meaning people could literally die because of me, and
principalcellist: sara-the-dork: i-havent-been-the-same-since-i: caz-tiel: hothaute: Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like what the fuck kind of scenario
Holy. Fuck. I just hit 500 followers. YOU HEARD ME! 500 FOLLOWERS! Yeah, I don’t know how, but you wonderful, awesome, and sexy people feel to follow this completely unworthy blog. Welcome! I’m so scattered all over the place
cokelineforjesus:I don’t agree with 16&17 mainly bc I hate feet and that would be fucking hilarious.
leonettaisas: i fucking die and cry at the same time it is so fucking funny :‘D
lynneir: I COULDN’T RESIST. EVEN IN CHINESE. OMG. OMG. OMG I’M FUCKING DYING. YISUS. I NEED YISUS. I FUCKING NEED YISUS. AND HELP. GOD BLESS OLD XIAN
So, I had this curious dream last night, where there was a Survivors-style virus outbreak, and most of the world’s population had died, but legoshoes@ leg azachontitanAda captainjaneways-bitchcap phurlz@ph and boneralchemist@b all survived, and
cynnchestra: Nintendo just makes my heart smile I mean I know it’s probably just great marketing but everything they do seems so genuine and it looks like they really love what they do and it’s no wonder everyone loves them
can we just skip spring, summer, and autumn and just go straight back to winter. thanks.
oh my god. oh mY GOD. sly leaning back after aoba cums, supporting herself with her elbows and spreading her legs wide, a hand coming down to spread her pussy with her middle and forefinger. “how’s about my turn a~o~ba~?” save my soul.
anarchicgalaxy: HAJIME-NII NO NOPE AND LITTLE GINTOKI THIS FUCKING OPENING I SWEAR
blacksteelgajeel: novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse but rather than go on some journey
teamtrap255: the-dick-chick-haven: blaire1: futanariqueen1: I love futanari, it makes me so horny I could die. Artist = @zheng-aw I love the, I want to fuck and get fucked by a futa You’re not the only futa lover here Love it.
socialjusticekoolaid: revolutionarykoolaid: Cops who shot 12-year-old boy in the stomach watched him lie in agony and gave NO first aid before he died hours later Tamir Rice was shot by rookie officer Timothy Loehmann, 26, after a 911 caller said he
couple-living-a-fantasy: couple-living-a-fantasy: milkyandthegentlemen: couple-living-a-fantasy: The wife and I had a date night and had a blast together. By the end of the night her and I were dying to fuck each other. Her pussy was sopping wet with
