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guess I'm gonna die virgin, alone and ugly.
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I die the first fifteen minutes into the game I appear in. And when i finally return my friends are level 50 and I am level worthless and lacking techs. Unless you own the GBA or PS1 ports, and who the fuck has those? Fuck you guys.
hentai-ass: deductionhunters: bvsedjesus: chaystar: “we’re gonna fucking die” aint he a water type tho lol “y’all motherfuckers are gonna fucking die and i’m gonna fucking watch” Why do you think its fucking smiling…?
P.S. (Rabbit and Scout)Your dad died in the coldest and most remote part of planet earth. He had been there for the past 6 months, doing what he loved, but doing it away from the people he loved. He was researching penguins, the famously monogamous specie
cookie-waffle: my-beautiful-thief: 7eggs: ruby-white-rabbit: tiredstarks: acetonystark: ok so since the Russo brothers confirmed that animals and plants and the like all died in the snap,,,,,,, that means dogs died too,,,,, and lemme tell ya if ANYTH
deductionhunters: bvsedjesus: chaystar: “we’re gonna fucking die” aint he a water type tho lol “y’all motherfuckers are gonna fucking die and i’m gonna fucking watch”
loopyleprechaun: I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed
Y’all are fucking desperate on this site to make me hate horses aren’t you? the fuckers have finger legs and die from eating and newborn foals have fucked up hooves that are super trypophobia or whatever it is!! WHAT THE SHIT
hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the
aokagaisball-and-ballislife: (Since I combined all these, have a dirty, smutty aokaga filled drabble. NSFW as fuck ahead.)It was rare that Aomine woke up before his boyfriend, the blue haired boy preferred to sleep until he absolutely had to get up,
=_= Fuck. You.
i have been awake and at work for the last two hours and i truly just wish i could die and not have to be in this place with these people and its cold as fucking balls but still like wet and it sucks and goddamnit fuck this shit.
ezioauditoress: ezioauditoress: things to do during ubisoft credits: knit a sweater write a small novel sing the entirety of leonard cohen’s hallelujah perform an interpretive dance to the soundtrack music die and wait to fucking reincarnate #learn
korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
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putin-the-fabulous: thatroxxiegirl: livedbody: capaldicious:johnskylar:jenniferrpovey:ophiliae:cookiemonstahz:adventuresinlearning:and we are still fighting over minimum wageAnd america tries to act so high and mighty. America needs to sit down and
angered-tanks: thelegendofkungjew: roboticbat: ok hear me out playing a healer is not actually bottoming for gamers, it’s definitely topping or at the very least power bottoming. You decide who lives and dies playing tank on the other hand, that’s
justachipontimesshoulder: This movie breaks my fucking heart
crockercorpjanecrocker: kitkat808: starkspangly: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class what the fuck kinda school have death and dying class what the fuck death and dying classs
saturdaymorning:Capitalism is so fucked up. People literally die because medicine costs too much. Money isn’t real. It stands for some arbitrary number and people literally DIE because of that number. Because they don’t have that number so they die.
dies-first: What happens of Koujaku came back during the Morphine Aoba phase?
smexynosebleedinghippo-koujaku: dies-first: dies-first: lil-red13 and I were talking about ships and she and her creative ass self came up with this sweet thang
tfw ur backed up into a corner by 3 enemy squids and fuck u think the 4th guy grabbed the rainmaker u spent 5 years trying to burst the shield to and ur bubbler is running out and ur teammates are no where to be found wtf guys i’m dying pls help
infinite-atmosphere: Look at this game interaction here for Soldier and Reaper. It’s so cute. I’m dying. LMAO.
i died 12 times during this match bc no one wanted to get the tracer and 2 genjis off my back…… and they all had the gall to ask for heals….. meanwhile or zen wasn’t even using his harmony orb :|
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
apathytoagony: afrorevolution: I already didn’t like this ashawo but now I dislike her more. Taylor “ashawo” swift. 😒😒 Wtf bitch Fuck that alien looking twig figure pasty no-man-keeping ass bitch. Eat a dick and die bitch.
pardonmewhileipanic: just a reminder that hugh hefner leaked marilyn monroe’s nudes, which she then had to apologize to society for, and only she was shamed, and it could have ruined her entire career, and then after she died, he paid thousands so
ayeyosledge: Just received word last night that my brother died last night. The police told us he was on his way to work and had commercial tags on his car so they pulled him over. The cop went to the vehicle asked for his license and registration and
littlejuicyvert: staff: we warned you about that anime shit and we warned y'all about child porn Have that same energy when this site die by 2019Q2
adhesivesandscrap: withdrawnwitch: adhesivesandscrap: the-sparkbeat: adhesivesandscrap: puppy95: gwydderig: Baby armadillo plays with his toy Are you fucking kidding me What. The. FUCK? … I’m suddenly wanting to cross this with a kitten and
queengeek-kittyfeet: 99revolutions: toastdurr: lotoflivingtodo: typac: no thank you GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT http://flappy2048.com/ god is dead and we fucking killed him BECCA I AM GUNNA FUCKING BURY MYSELF AND INHALE DIRT TIL I FUCKING DIE
inquisiitor: Love must be vaster than my smiles or touchfor brave men died and empires rose and fellfor love, girls follow boys to foreign landsand men have followed women into hell — dark sonnet, neil gaiman (x) (x)
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. This is why I don’t do rum anymore
king-emare: withlovefromliv: bnme4everkb: afuckingkid: kidxforever: Hypothetically If I die and go to heaven before my wife, and she get remarried on earth When her and her husband die Is she gon fuck wit me? Or that nigga? Damn. Hmmmm. Death
dykecostanza:dykecostanza:dykecostanza:HOLY FUCK THE AMAZON WORKERS WON THEIR UNION VOTEim running so late to this but holy fucking shit this is historic last thing - while unions are obviously a collaborative effort and this incredible victory is the
fucking-bambi: i need attention all the time or i will think u hate me and i will die
freudian-slipped: if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out. if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies. and that is an abusive relationship.
I am a sick and sad human being. I do not deserve anything good. I should die. I deserve to die. I want to die. I want to so badly, but still I stand here existing through time and space unable to. I need another being to love me despite all this, but
I am sorry I haven’t been posting, but I have 20 units this quarter and a seminar and I am going to die. It’s only week 2 and I’ve given up so much sleep. :’ccccc
Did I just go to read one of my favourite books and realise I can’t because it makes me think of my first best friend who died in January?Yeah. That happened.
afuckingkid: kidxforever: Hypothetically If I die and go to heaven before my wife, and she get remarried on earth When her and her husband die Is she gon fuck wit me? Or that nigga? Damn.
Live and Die
anothersadist:if you really think about it… we were born to do two things: fuck and die
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love-takes-work: Steven creates themed donuts based on his Gem family AND GARNET’S IS A HEART OH MY GOD —From the Steven Universe 2016 Special comic #1
tsonishepard: My favourite glitches from this DLC, the vanguard charge-and-die was a by far the most ridiculous one I’ve ever experienced. CRYING
do u remember when i found out there was a miku/luka duet cover of “servant of evil” on youtube and i died a little bit inside
Fuck Off and Die
![jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ec50e6ea7b7d9d0d8b7e267bf5655923/8fcf32089a305435-63/s512x512u_c1/7632c5d5dac8344112002a10e6959f2fe603d10f.png)
