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And here we have poetry. This one’s amazing, for lots of reasons. Lower-case is rare, but she’s capitalized “I”. I’m sure she wrote it, too, sitting there by the mirror, so carefully. I come to you on my knees tonight I

elfgrove: serenemissk: lauriejuspeczyk: This has been posted on tumblr a few times already, but the artist has finished the set and I thought I’d post the complete gallery, because I am so in love with this concept and get so excited when people

And when she lets me slip away, she turns me on. All my violence is gone. Nothing is wrong; I just slip away and I am gone.

and i am this great unstable mass of blood and foam and no emotion that’s worth having could call my heart its home my heart’s an autoclave

corbeauxtube: Consider this a horny follower service announcement. I can’t be the only dude who’ll see this and think, “Hmm, I might give this a shot.” (Pun intended). Lemme know if ya do.

Am I late to this? Did anyone else see this? Oh my god I just found out about this and it’s ridiculous. PETA made a Pokemon Black and White parody called Pokemon Black and Blue, and it’s about how Pokemon are revolting against their trainers

iwanna-lookfeelbe-fit: tonedgoals: endorphinskeepmerunning: STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS. I started balling when he started running holy crap I have to always reblog this. It’s amazing. i can’t even right now..i’m actually

Am I late to the necc memes(novazap)i never wanna lay my eyes on any other stevo besides this one.

oh and since apparently i haven’t made this clear enough over the past few years, i consider blake to be japanese given all the references to the culture around her design, weapon, pajamas, and literally the whole theme of her parents’ look and house.

Am I a bad person for wanting to draw Hotep/Hoy slash?

Oh, also I am making Underswap Papyrus body pillow design which will be free to do download and print for oneself. [I’m making it as a test on bodypillows lol]a preview lol, I think I’ll be streaming the coloring after I finish the lines which are

Why the fuck am i chosen to draw 7pictures for my biology book project. Like wth there are 4 other ppl in this group who are only writing two sentences. Plus I sitll have an english book reading to do. All of this in 3 hours because then it’ll be

ok so im at the hospital watching over my dad and Im pretty sure IM the one who needs to be watched over because I am spilling juice down my shirt and tripping over cords/wires and causing chaos everywhere I go…

notprocrastinating: i’m the bees knees. and also the bees arms, the bees eyes, the bees body, the bees head, the bees stinger. i am essentially the bee and im here to attack you with my powerful stinger

benjiscloset: marixicana: There’s this weird and alienating belief that trans people always have to stand up for themselves, always have to correct people on their pronouns and name or else they aren’t “trans enough” and must not really want

And yes. Yes, I know it’s completely normal and expected for a person to see multiple people. It was a couple movies nothing more. And I am not in love with the idea of seeing someone from work anyway. But I had a moment of feeling special and now

I’ve got 99 things on my mind and you’re all of them

and the AC isn’t working and I am stewing in this fucking rayon shirt. what even is this material i am dying.

i am just full of so many piers feels, he’s such a sweetie! and his stupid hair and his just akdjfbfk, i can’t handle it! …and his little scarf. his adorable little scarf. officially done with him.

And after exp event? OH HAY LET’S PUT IN BOSSNIA. Yeah fuck you I am not going to move my fucking ass for that. Seriously. I have 500 bombs left from 2 Bio 4 runs, and I am NOT farming my ass off to make more and break my fingers in the process. (No

analphebetapolothology: I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

Through out the day I’m always like “I’ll just draw later I don’t really have any ideas right now” and then ten minutes before I have to sleep it’s like a switch is flipped and suddenly I have only ten minutes to draw

I just want someone to straddle my chest, squeeze their fingers around my throat, and repeatedly call me “Bad Daddy.” Is that really too much to ask?

i-am-so-awfully-awkward: looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: sinnamon roll:

SEND ME A SHIP AND I'LL TELL YOU [nsfw version]

Am I horny? or am I desperate for human interaction, cuddles and hugs?Who knows?

I really wish I could get more done in a day like jeez I should be able to do more than a load of laundry and a sink full of dishes before I feel like sleeping for 9265519995432965639 years it sucks so much and I hate it lmao

And foodservice with a lack of vehicle defeats me. I am physically incapable of getting to my polling place tomorrow, and couldn’t get out to the early voting thanks to lack of transportation … I will be at work tomorrow from 7am to 10pm. I get

idk… just the force of sex is ugly to me. i don’t like that planned shit. it should just… happen for me. like it’s gotta be spontaneous or it most likely won’t happen. like don’t put me in a room and pull your pants down and assume

andioyu: cooking for friends and watching buffy together is pretty nice :3 except now they’re off to the movies and i can’t watch any more buffy until they’re back nooo i am tole by very indignant movie-goers that batman vs superman is a complete

falloutconfessions: “When I found Matthews Animal Husbandry farm and finished reading the diary entries, I ran into the burned house and dragged out the skeleton. I then covered him in flowers and other plants and left a Toy Dino as his headstone;

And I am still waiting for my special Valentine's Day message from the guys. I am just pathetic. Ha ha.

godzillapleasemarrymeiloveu: katara:xkit guy can’t save use because y’all circulated a post calling him a predator with 100% no proof and he had a mental break because of all the unfounded hate messages and posts and hasn’t updated xkit since

pradalecki: linkin-lake: ibeggedformercytwice: troyesivan: ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY I will always try and reblog this. My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart

z picked me up and took me to McDonald’s then we talked and he apologized for being a jerk then we had to run to the car in the rain and we made out to the sound of a thunderstorm in his car until 1 am then we had to run back inside and I’m soaked

I moved up to the next level in my pole class!! I had a very good, extra long class today and less bruises :)))

I AM GOING TO THE FAIR TODAY!!! WITH DARFIN AND MY BEST FRIEND AND DARFIN’S BROTHER WHO IS ALSO MY BEST FRIENNNNNDDD

things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN

I need that friend that is willing to go clubbing with me and just do nothing at the same time because right now I haven’t got one.

And remember everyone I am a worthless whore and a sex object only.

hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:Hana I swear to god you keep giving me art ideas… noooOOooOOoooOOoOoooOOoOoO Jennnnnn no faaaairrr I am going to bed(WHICH YOU SOULD BE) and im going to finis the pic first thing when I wake up

claraisalive: I feel lost.. and scared.. and happy! Why am I so sure that I’d rather be this than anything I was supposed to be? And that I’d rather do this than everything I was supposed to do? L o v e .

i saw those SU spoilers and BRUHBRUH

And so am I 😍😍🔐

And so am I 😍😍🔐

TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME i just remembered that song existed and i am so haPpy

little silly scene for am!au i typed up quick that i might doodle something for later on (its in skype format cause i was pitching it to bon dsGFD;;//) [9:40:59 PM] dash: omg im imagining a scenario in am!au [9:41:15 PM] dash: where yang and blake are

am!au moment when blake and friend velvet are invited to mr. schnee’s garden party and velvet offers to help dress blake for the event (bc she kno blake is trying to impress weissu) and blake is like “ok sure” and puts her in a dress

tinyknight!au and am!au extra info under cut~am!au discussion:[3:06:27 PM] Nox: in the war[3:06:33 PM] Nox: and even before[3:06:45 PM] Nox: people moved to France because of politics and all, they fled from italy[3:06:55 PM] Nox: and even before that,

oh and i now havepassed the 19000+ followers ??hi pals! ‘ v ‘

finally got chrom and sumia to their S support (●´∀｀●) now lucina has a mommy and daddy yaaaay

‘breath of the wild’ looks so good and i need it so bad

glaycia: I saw this on twitter and i am cr ying

Ok so my day has actually been great?I had like 3 sex dreams over night then woke up n made myself cum & had a shower which I came as well in then took a bunch of cute photos and then went to the gym and now I’m gonna watch anime and fall asleep

I wear a bra perhaps once a month or so. Only when the blouse or dress I am wearing calls for it. And by that I mean if I didn’t wear a bra you could literally see my nipples themselves. I don’t care about them being shown through the fabric.

rocklife365: naked-yogi: If you make me even slightly uncomfortable here, I will block you. Oh, and I do mean even slightly. This is MY space. I have EVERY right to control it, and every right to control who interacts with me here. Recently I have

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