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Jekyll and Hyde is a classic story with a transformation plot point at it’s heart. A man drinking a potion and his subconscious mind gaining it’s own personality. Today I learned about the existence of it in musical form and I am absolutely loving

A few years ago I succumbed to my fisting and gaping cunt fetish. I decided, without my wife’s knowledge or consent, to embark on a cunt renovation for her. She is a tiny little thing - roughly 98 lbs - and I am a pretty big bloke. With some

Been a busy morning so I still haven’t gotten to my inbox and I am about to leave the house but or should I say BUTT…lol…wanted to share this photo from last night of my hind quarters…;0…turned it black and white…I

THE END IS NIGH AND I AM SO FUCKING PUMPED I CAN’T STAND IT. As a bonus here’s some endgame conversation I’ve been having. Holy Diver: I just walked into flux to meet AndersonHoly Diver: and I see Doran dancingHoly Diver: and realizedHo

chrysalis-army: i did a little quick thank you to everyone who said happy birthday to me yesterday! I know i missed a lot and i am sorry ;A; DONT HATE ME ;A; adurot askbadbloom askchangeling ask-dynamosparks askgargle ask-helix ask-king-sombra asklightki

I’m trying to rewatch bits of Attack on Titan and I am just laughing so hard because okay they just succeeded in killing a bunch of titans but they’re still p much in danger and here we have Jean refilling his gas tank with his legs so casuall

Love me or hate me we will be boys Standing at that altar Or we will run away To another galaxy, you know [X] hello this is still an artblog and i am still jeanmarco shipping trash so have some beach party homos

I watched the season finale of Korra and I am so fucking pissed off and upset right now that you probably shouldn’t talk to me.

the thrilling saga, brought to you by solitary nights and my phone’s horrible camera i’m sorry if you see this post twice but tumblr mobile sucks balls and hates my guts

Lovisa has a new set on godsgirls and it is beautiful and I am in ♥ love ♥ join now for half off and see her get all the way naked

Celestial Self PortraitEven if it’s not Sunday, I felt the need to post a self-image for some reason. I have been given a lot of opportunity in my life and I am so grateful for everything that has happened, good and bad. Things happen for reasons,

kelaruj: I cannot even tell you how many times aki and shinji have bickered with each other in persona q so far and I am only on the 2nd labyrinth I’m so happy to be able to see these dumbasses arguing with each other about stupid things again.. my

My fashion icon, role model and muse. You are perfection and I am in awe of you. AUDREY HEPBURN!!!

fuckvld: fuckvld: buzzfeed has a “everyone is a combo of two wild animals - here are yours” quiz and i got wolf and fox and i am just feeling like a bad bitch rn HERE’S THE LINK

Happy Easter peeps~~! I almost forgot it was possible to have fun sometimes. Just gotta let go and step out your comfort zone to try new things. I feel envigorated!! Had a great time with mah bestie (WHO WAS IN A SICK ASS PRISON SCHOOL MAKO COSPLAY!!)

invidia1988:Because I wanted to write this little blueberry. This is a pure drabble, and I am sorry if it might be a little ooc. But. I wanted to write for this. I’ve been seeing an increase of people sad lately, not feeling good, having bad days, and

This is coming your way….sooner or later :’DImma be selling those….and other gems…..next one is prolly gonna be Rose, Lapis or Pearl, but there’s also a chance I’ll never finish this one(she IS gonna have clothes, maybe alternate

Oh, and in case I somehow forget, I wanted to say a very enthusiastic thank you to the folks who put spoiler warnings in their asks this month. I haven’t known so little about what’s in a coming chapter in months, and I really appreciate you guys

erotic-nonfiction:I have seen two (2) spiders in my bedroom tonight and I’m gonna have to burn the building down, I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules. There have been two more tonight and one was crawling on my leg and I am gonna have to set myself

The fact that i got a D on a presentation that I stayed up till 3 in the morning practicing my lines for and from a script that took me 9 hours to write makes me want to jump off a cliff.

Today was my last day at the kennel and I am so grateful for the things I learned.This is a video I made of me and one of my friends and she ended up getting adopted the next day.Life is really kewl :)

Person 1: I drink like a bottle of wine and loads of beer every night lol Fool: Person 2: I smoke like 80 a day tbh Fool: Person 3: I’m fat and comfortable with that as a fact, I love my bodyFool: Did you know that being fat could be a serious health

thugswime: wuffen: haven’t been able to stop thinking about shiro calling keith baby since friday, this is very distracting and i am in need of assistance The first time Shiro says it, there’s no fanfare. “Hey baby, can you pass me my textbook?”

nudne: tripping-on-stars: nudne: hey if ur lgbt reblog this and tag ur opinion on wearing socks to bed I’m not lgbt and i am extremelly offended. So… my opinion of wearimg socks in bed doesn’t matter? Okay. Cool. This is not interesting anyway.

jazzberry-sorbet: notnights: assistancebitte: bilb0baggin: pureblood-: moisturize me If I didn’t watch Dr. Who this would make me very uncomfortable. I watch Doctor Who and it still makes me uncomfortable. I don’t watch Doctor Who and I am

He he had to go and the bruises are fading. And I am not ready for either to leave me.

Now I’m just thinking about how proud and how much I loved my job. Like… not only was I good at it (and still am), I was excited to go to work. I wanted to be there. I put in as much as I could, even if I was sore from marching band

imwello: You look hella pretty, Armin because sometimes you just need pillow forts and fairy lights and not destruction, blood and chaos(i’m sorry he’s not exactly putting them in, it just evolved into something like this) (i’ll be drawing more

speedlimit15: me going to buy lipstick: “wow this dark red color looks really nice on me” *buys it* *goes home and opens my closet and 4000 dark red lipsticks fall out, burying me, suffocating me, and i am at peace*

julia-the-fan: The Doctor and kissing (1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8) Rose and Ten

hiddenlizard: Jimmy and Bunk investigate a murder.

starprinced: bartonovs: jake and amy will probably propose to each other at the exact same time and after they both get down on one knee, there will be a few moments of stunned silence before both try to get down as low as possible so that they get

jeanlukes: when ur having a good time but then you see yourself in the mirror and remember you exist and have a corporeal form

extrasassylampshade: dont-taunt-the-octopus: me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention] toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible] mom: what? toddler, even quieter:

frawgs:frawgs:reply with ur sign and if u hate ur brother or notthe tags for this post are so funny cus they’re all like capricorn, he lit me on fire when i was 8 and pees in my bed , but he made me some food yesterday so i guess he’s ok

someteenslounge: For some reason I can imagine Pearl seeing teenagers walk around in Beach City and she gets sad because she doesn’t fit in, so she starts learning more about teenagers and things they say and then she’s on a mission with the other

Only 15 minutes to go until back-to-back Steven Universe episodes, “Are You My Dad?” and “I Am My Mom”!

ghostdigits: Catching up on some board posts, starting with “Stuck Together”, “Are You My Dad?”, and “I Am My Mom”.Credit: Topaz head by Raven, Funland BGs by Paul.

jakeenglish: i dont get why people hate hipster/summer blogs so much just leave em be all they wanna do is reblog pictures of girls in floral shorts and half-empty starbucks drinks let them that is what they like and i am 100% certain they think your

I have the week off and what am I doing? working on rps and stuffing them into the Q. Poor havoc-muse wants some action, but the want for action isn’t the same as getting it. *shrugs* working on a requested fanfic for someone’s birthday. I

captainsnoop: so i wanna talk about dead or alive, the fighting game series and i am absolutely gonna throw myself under the bus with this post and reveal my power level as the ultimate horny boy i do this because i find the information i possess to be

let us cross our fingers and pray to the yaoi lords that there will still be stupid kounoi banter and lots of kounoi interactions in the anime.

noiz being a complete ass to koujaku in bed and saying things like “is your dick even inside yet? i can’t feel a thing,” even though koujaku is already fully sheathed inside him and then accidentally loudly moaning/whining when koujaku suddenly

yes hello it’s once again 3am and i am, what the kids nowadays call it: thirsty i’ve just been laying here for the past ten minutes thinking about alpha!iwa and omega!oik like pls suffer with me ands imagine oik a few months into his pregnancy and

traumacure:What emotion do you create from?hey everyone 👋 take my uquiz i finished and then forgot about for months. it’s 28 questions with 15 results and there’s no lyrics or pop culture references so it should be friendly to non-americans

komekoro: arcusofbrambles: mackblesa: ziblie: How to relieve menstrual cramps using pressure points. I learned this method about a year ago and my life has been indescribably better since, so I decided I would share. :) where was this when I needed

brain-confetti: nightvalemeteorologist:suctioning:Why She had a dream and she realized it. Hey wait but sit downThis is Megumi Igarashi She’s a Japanese artistJapan, the country with some of the most fucked up pornography and the penis festivalWhere

rayum: For Yamaburi!Your list of favourite characters and pairings was long and I am indecisive and worry a lot so I tried to get as many of them as I could, even if they’re not the best ever.Regardless, I hope you like at least one of them, and even

dontneedyourheroact: i know you’ve all heard more than enough about this fyre festival thing but it is honestly Too Much and i am Obsessed With It like a bunch of grown ass adults are on Great Exuma, which is the largest and most inhabited cay in the

theurbanspaceboi:i for one welcome ryan reynolds to tumblr and i am confident that he has what it takes to not only survive but thrive in the funnyman game

I just spent the majority of today finishing Oyasumi punpun, and I am gravely disappointed with the outcome. I enjoyed most of the characters’ pessimistic and cynical philosophies on life, and how realistic their emotions were executed. I fell in

darfin also took me shopping yesterday and he needed to get clothes but I found super duper cute things (two of which are canadian inspired and cuuuute) and I am not supposed to spend money at all but I gave in .. but then we found a TWO STORY FOREVER

I have been watching top ten lists and I am getting annoyed, the latest list was top ten tv bad bads and I didnt like it so I shall give you my list of five (bc obviously people call so much)damon (tvd)klaus (tvd)ryan atwood (oc)sawyer (lost)chuck bass

fuck you google and your fucking black ribbon for paris victims ONLYwhat about beirut and baghdadi am soooooooooo sick of this

delvg: I wanted to try a style that I could do for prints when I get around to doing them sometime and I am nowhere near disappointed with both the style and how this came out.Yang vs. Neo gives me so much life

hollywood0708: motorcyclegirlfriends: “I have had the privilege of meeting so many young girls that have visited set this season and I’m always blown away by their faces when they see the cape and the ’S’ and the whole costume and just how

Sometimes I will just fucking put on something that is an absolute fashion disaster and that’s just fine and dandy because you know why?Because the look is called ‘Tacky Lesbian’ and I am fucking SERVING IT

Git gud m8 {W/bonus close-up of the Ponk-Dash section}(proto-and-vinyls-clop-cave)ok well that is a beautiful pinkiedash collection and i am jealous beyond belief, but you lose points for having worst pony spitfire there throw her into traffic and the

i have never been so frustrated by painting as i am now

I will tell my future kids stories of my teen years… Like the one time for a week straight I watched gay ass sailor moon episodes and blogged about those two toddlers I thought would make gr8 gfs one day and then cried about it

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