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miakami: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if
people-talk-shhh: Do you ever wish that you had a really popular blog and people would ask you questions and you would talk to your followers and idk etc omg I wishh
incestualangels: Having planted the idea in her head over several conversations, that anal is okay for brothers and sisters to practice, Tim already had lube ready to go for when his sister finally got horny enough to ask.
theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students
secret-tweaker:love-voodoo-life:So I started my period during school today and I went to ask my friend for a pad but she didn’t have one. So this junior who had walked into the classroom and heard us, reached into his bag and handed me one. He said
bob-artist: I had my bathroom door closed but not entirely latched, so my roommate busted in on me, and she stood in front of me on the toilet and tried to strike up a full blown conversation with me, asking me questions and everything. I was so not
littlelolsz: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked
tigerfan371: There’s no way mom would ever let me fuck her. She wouldn’t speak to me for two days when I told her she was hot and sexy. I want her too much so I had to try a different approach. Lucky for me she asked me to fix her that drink. She’ll
baba-yaga-not-only: “I was such a hippie kid, full of earrings and fucking strange hair, so when they asked me to bring some average photos, it was very difficult to find them. I always had something strange on, just for the fun of it. I wasn’t really
mama-macabre: Pakistani salon owner Masarrat Misbah discovered a new life mission ten years ago when an acid attack survivor came to her salon and asked her for help to look better. “When she removed her veil, I had to sit down. There was no life in
bean-walker: earth-ruins: ask-bot: What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult? In Inglorious Basterds there’s a line “We’re crossing into American lines”. My GF turns to me and says “Is this when
8xenon8: Coughs hey a lot of people wanted the princesses and I think I saw one person ask for Trixie So…….I’m trying to stay awake, had to find somn to do! gonna put some design notes under the cut n_n ~~~ Keep reading
njstud: have seen him on the floor working out at the gym for months….had NO idea. Next week i’m going to ask him to my place after a work out to shower and get a beer.
vonnx: the most enraging thing i ever had to experience was that one time my friend and i were having a chill time in the university’s library and randomly got into a conversation with three girls that approached us and asked my friend whether he was
itcuddles: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the
iguanamouth: just had a dream where there was a baby evolution of koffing called puffle and it looked like this and also it was a nightmare and im pretty sure i died at the end of it
sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked
10knotes: theburiedlife A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the
love-voodoo-life: So I started my period during school today and I went to ask my friend for a pad but she didn’t have one. So this junior who had walked into the classroom and heard us, reached into his bag and handed me one. He said “My girlfriend
cicistories: She had always wondered how you would have a genuine use for a maxi-pad, it just took her a while to realize it just meant stretching you with even bigger toys to make sure you were nice and open. Now spread, she’s not going to ask twice.
theironbox: A good bitch, a DECENT bitch, doesn’t have to be told. She doesn’t need to ask. And she certainly doesn’t need to be convinced. She knows that after he’s had a long stressful day, her tongue should be up his asshole. It’s not optional.
slutsinmydreams: When his neighbor had to go out of town and he asked Jeremy to keep an eye on his teenage daughter he loved to show her special attention.
amydoesntdoanything: charminglyantiquated:fun fact: once Freddie Mercury was visiting Hungary and he saw a cool building. this cool building.and he asked if he could buy it and they had to explain that they were dreadfully fond of him but that is our
pauladeenandporn: when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
aishfaish: my friend used to wonder whether someone bringing a flame thrower to school would be considered a firedrill or a lockdown so one time I asked the principle and then I had to go see a guidance counselor even though I was just pointing out a
maybe-daleks-just-need-a-hug: prayerstiel: JARED TWEETED AND SAID FOR THE SEASON FINALE HE HAD TO GET TO HIS “EMOTIONAL PLACE” OH MY GOD DOES SOMEONE DIE OH MY FUCKING are you really asking if someone is going to die on Supernatural like are we
So someone asked me a question finally, and all she had to say was that she’d love me more if I didn’t post nudes and porn. Then I came across this video that I’ve always loved, and for a moment I went, oh no, I better not post that
adultstars-sfw: Lela Star Lela knew Mr. Crude has a meeting scheduled with the Dean of Student Affairs and was waiting for him when he arrived.With her skirt raised she looked at him and said, “The Dean had to leave the office early and he asked
bizarrest:A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the
lolsofunny: my friend used to wonder whether someone bringing a flame thrower to school would be considered a firedrill or a lockdown so one time I asked the principle and then I had to go see a guidance counselor even though I was just pointing out
secret-tweaker:love-voodoo-life: So I started my period during school today and I went to ask my friend for a pad but she didn’t have one. So this junior who had walked into the classroom and heard us, reached into his bag and handed me one. He said
I had my first experience of a stranger coming up to me and asking “WHAT TEAM??” today and it was very exciting
charminglyantiquated:fun fact: once Freddie Mercury was visiting Hungary and he saw a cool building. this cool building.and he asked if he could buy it and they had to explain that they were dreadfully fond of him but that is our parliament, mr. mercury
was messaging the person who made me my snk jacket 2 years ago and they seem willing to make me a korra book 4 outfit EEEE
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was
marriagebed: I had to work today, but hubby got to stay home. I asked him to take his time, and masturbate slowly, making himself feel good. Here are some pics he sent me.
joshscorcher:Via ask-ironpride-and-friends I found this post so funny I had to make a comic. This game must happen! Have a nice day Josh. I will, thanks to you! this is a horrible idea but i want it to happen
danielkanhai: i remember when i was little and i had to microwave something i’d always ask my mom how much time i needed to microwave it. like i thought at some point adults just learned the right amount of time to microwave anything. she was always
zozogurl:love-voodoo-life: So I started my period during school today and I went to ask my friend for a pad but she didn’t have one. So this junior who had walked into the classroom and heard us, reached into his bag and handed me one. He said “My
jitenshasw: Sorry (or not so sorry?) you had to learn through porn, but here is beekeeper’s official symbol. It’s being obscured in the video, so I got permission to draw it out :) And yes, I also asked permission to draw 18+ stuff :3 Good thing
