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jjdsmiabbc: I loved this. I got too loud and the manager had come by to ask us to keep it down. Wonder what they thought with this cum filled white girl laying there naked? Anyway these guys DPed me and I loved it.
blog-mysticpiratezombie-posts:I had my phone when the neighbor parked her car in the drive and walks over asking for a glass of wine. She then proceeds to tell me about getting stuck in traffic and being forced to piss in her pants. The hot thing about
Seriously, you guys. I had this ask in my inbox 5 minutes after I’ve posted my other image. I had to genuinely laugh. Very creative. <3 So have a naked Twilight, I think she’d be the Pony who just loves such witty intelligence. And I
Someone asked how big a Trekkie we were… THIS BIG ^ we had to go to Paramount Pictures to drop to our knees (in prayer you perverts lol) and give praise to the Great Bird of the Galaxy. ;P
May.25 by 媛川綾己 [ Read Online ] | [ Download ] So I asked Kouhai what the one line to translate in this doujin was, and she responded, and so now we release a cute little doujin in which we only had to edit one page. You’re welcome.
My headcanon is that they have a shared pelvic area, so one vagina and one asshole to share. I had a half-written human AU fic where they were slightly more separated than as gems, but it got kinda weird.God I love asks like this. :D
For some reason, my Ask feature had been deactivated. Well, it’s up and running again now. Feel free to ask me anything you want or leave suggestions. In the meantime, I’m working on some more captions. Love!
momtaku: Ymir was all primed to start her glitter-strewn march out the gym when the familiar pop of a marker cap sounded off, and cool fingers grasped at Ymir’s chin. A quick slash of felt dampened her cheek, followed by the rush of a warm body pressed
anyone who had an ask they really wanted answered, but i didn’t get to, can go ahead and resend that ask x3
Something I wrote a while ago that I have had sitting in drafts since then. This was supposed to be merely a preface to a pair of polls I asked my Patrons about their sexual versus gender expression preferences and it turned into something far more as
pupdozor: The past several months I’ve had individuals contact me regarding what pup play is from my perspective, and to ask for more resources. Instead of typing it out every time and trying to find the resources I have, I’m just putting it on
Heya, I’ve had this on my mind for a pretty minute and thought I’d bring it up really quick. The issue with people constantly bringing up, to artists who ship something and quite enjoy it, that they don’t “approve”. I suppose I bring this up
rampyourvoice: ladyhinata: If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent. Example: If an application asks
Sooo I had to buy diapers by myself for my niece and called my friends mom to ask what size I should get (cause I learned I don’t know shit about diapers) but she missed my call and sent these texts a lil after….. I read this in the middle of Walmart
urban-plushie: Manager to my rescue…sorta?So I had to call my boss over for assistance with a customer who was berating me and upon her arrival, I asked if she could please finish ringing up the customer.She obliged rather quickly and I scurried off
foxmouth: “A lot of people just look and see skin color. I’ve actually had people ask me was I Black or was I White first. A White gentleman came up to me and said ‘I thought you might be White, but then I saw your lips.’ One girl said to me
fettl3:This is my friend’s girl and I really just love a goth mom. Posting here to boost please consider at least ŭ. Having been raised by a young (also goth) single mother, we hit real lows and nobody ever had our backs. It is so hard to ask for
hellsite-yano:hellsite-yano:Learn conflict resolution skills or perishI can’t begin to count the amount of times I’ve had to witness drama because someone’s believed I’ve said something suspect and instead of opening a dialogue privately and asking
One of the town junkies came inn today and asked for a plastic bag. Kind as I am I gave her one. Then I learned she had gone to the hairdresser right next door and tried to steal hair products, by putting them in said bag……. 😑
blacklongfellow: Nothing like walking into my bedroom and finding my son, Marcus, spread across my bed with his dark chocolate cakes calling out to me. I had a long, hard day and some time with my boy will take the edge off. I just need to ask Marcus
yummycouple: Woke up today and found her sitting in the living room having a coffee, her cute legs and feet in the bright sun. Had to twinkle, not sure if it was the light or her sheer hotness ;)When she noticed my half-hard dick she asked me to come
lesdias-nsfw: I know I have other shit on my to do list but this had to be done. Blame /tv/ for this.Before anyone asks, the models are in the workshop and yeah, they suck ass.mp4 / webm (webmshare is down and I think the quality isn’t that great,
i went over there this one morning to get it in before school, and they were having breakfast, and they invited me in and i had some waffles and coffee and they kept asking me why i wasnt at school and telling me about how important education was, and
sexconfessionstories: Aunt/babysitter/neighbour/girlfriend #12 I had a visitor, a classmate of mine, at home and my aunt was there with me *as always*. Two of my friends had come over to ask for some exchange notes from the previous day. My aunt offered
I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl's parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your
I had the best walking tour ever today: I mentioned going to Comic Con and a girl asked me if I was going/if I was cosplaying I told her about how I was being Natasha Stark and she was hoping to be Lady Loki So we talked about how we were going about
sherlocklikesdestiel: heaven-is-my-hell: so my 14y/o daughter got into an argument with her high school principle yesterday for fighting. an older boy had come up to her and asked her out, but when she said no and tried to walk away he grabbed her by
spankmehardbarry: tonight i saw a dodge caravan that had “u mad bra?” and “👈 haters to the left” written on the rear window and i asked my mom to crash into it but she said no
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whatthefanverse: I asked a friend a Pokémon joke with Red and Blue/Green and he told me this one so I had to make a comic with it! Red is changing clothes for his Alola clothes. It’s really hard to imagine him without his cap. I draw him like
captainevans: The very first meeting we ever had with Marvel, when we came in to ask about Winter Soldier for the very first time, we asked them, ‘Did you guys enhance [Evans] when he came out of that pod [in The First Avenger]?’ And they were like,
femquius: isaacdiann: lokis-swagga: yukidama: goddessofcheese: simpelskurk: This kid had lost his dad in the crowd, and freaked out until he saw the Flash and Wonder Woman. He went up to the Flash to ask for help, because he knows him Never not
theabcsofjustice: Rishid had to have already known what the answer would be and yet it still didn’t stop him from asking anyway to try and protect Malik. I guess maybe a part of him was hoping that Mr. Ishtar would care enough about his son’s feelings
nevertoomuchpink: justdia: Meet 9-year-old Joshua. He recently had to go in for surgery and was so nervous that he brought along his stuffed wolf. The wolf had a tear in its leg, so Joshua asked if his doctor could do a wolf surgery too. His parents
leanna-ashgrove: The other day I had finally reached over 100+ followers on this blog. I wanted to start off by saying thank you so very much to everyone here. You guys have been such a huge support and I honestly don’t think I could have asked for
When I dyed my hair this color once, my boss sat me down in a personal meeting one day to ask about my welfare and if I was doing drugs, lol. (I was the top three workers this guy had, btw and nope…drug-free. It cost more to replace me, than what
bicyclingwithoureyesclosed: Communication is hard sometimes. Way back in January she put her foot down, and told me that she wanted many things, but high on the list, she wanted me to stop asking what she wanted. So I had to sorta listen closely and
apparently my brother got a call back from the doctor (he had to get a blood test for the second time yesterday) and apparently there’s something wrong w/ his liver &that it’s getting worse?? they asked him if he had been drinking anything (which
i died 12 times during this match bc no one wanted to get the tracer and 2 genjis off my back…… and they all had the gall to ask for heals….. meanwhile or zen wasn’t even using his harmony orb :|
They interviewed the head doctor at the hospital where the shooter is being treated on CNN. He happens to attend that synagogue. He had to see about the killer and when they asked him how was he able to find the strength to speak to the killer of so many
baitthestr8: This sexy thinghit me up out of nowhere today sayin he and I were started talking to each other in October… Im like I dont remember you send me a pic and from that point I had to get him lol.. He sent pics Immediately when I asked… Bait
litersmorris: So I found this old pic I had taken for my fwb who said he wanted something not so ordinary. I thought I had met his expectations but never got feedback and of course who wants to ask because it must mean it sucks right? I never thought
mrandmrsaj: mrandmrsaj: Mrs gets turned on taking naughty pictures for me..sometimes when I’m not there, she had to take care of herself..I love hearing and watching her cum..If you are lucky, and ask nicely we may find a video or 2 to share… -Mr.
larbestaaargh: this ask was so royally good I had to stare at it for two days and then draw a thing. Thumbs up to you anon and my eternal gratitude! *3* I kind of suck at comics so I could not draw as anon wrote it, but anv, all aboard “old men being
dreamoftrahearne: sweet-autism-things: lokidokeyartichoki: A little kid at my painting camp pulled me over to the side and said “I don’t know how to ask this, but are you a boy or a girl?? I can’t tell.” And I was thrilled because I had passed
diamondbabes: sherlocklikesdestiel: heaven-is-my-hell: so my 14y/o daughter got into an argument with her high school principle yesterday for fighting. an older boy had come up to her and asked her out, but when she said no and tried to walk away he
The opening act of the Off Colour Cabaret! Heh, so… don’t ask me why, but I had this silly idea of the Off-Colours doing a burlesque/Vaudeville-type variety show, and just had to draw it. First up, here’s Rhodonite doing a vintage-style striptease!
15hypens: in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick
awkwardvagina: so i work in a pharmacy and a 15 year old girl just came in so i asked if i could help her and she turned and looked me directly in the eye and said “do you know the cure for a broken heart” and my colleague had to take over because
spiderine: dollypop12: comicsthatkill: “This kid had lost his dad in the crowd, and freaked out until he saw the Flash and Wonder Woman. He went up to the Flash to ask for help, because he knows him.” This is one of the greatest things I ever heard
justdia: Meet 9-year-old Joshua. He recently had to go in for surgery and was so nervous that he brought along his stuffed wolf. The wolf had a tear in its leg, so Joshua asked if his doctor could do a wolf surgery too. His parents said ‘no.’But
15hypens:in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german
livinggirlstoilet: femdormitory:Today i was a big hero. I had to go to the toilet but it was occupied. Alexis was inside and asked me to help her because the toilet paper was empty. I went to the boxroom to grap some new but there was none. So there
sweet-autism-things: lokidokeyartichoki: A little kid at my painting camp pulled me over to the side and said “I don’t know how to ask this, but are you a boy or a girl?? I can’t tell.” And I was thrilled because I had passed the “child pointing