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beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood: Melon and Strawberry Agua Fresca…RECIPE
veganpizzafuckyeah: knotaknot: I have been waiting all week for this dinner! Cornmeal crust, olive tapenade, field roast, roasted red peppers, spinach, and artichokes.
Homemade crust Red and yellow tomatoes Onion A load of garlic Mushrooms Marinara Fresh oregano from the garden
vegan-yums:Shiitake and oyster mushroom dumplings / Recipe
Me: “me oh my what I lavish meal I made!” *just made slightly more rice and lentils than usual with a different spice arrangement*
I always feel like my tortilla chip to salsa ratio is way off. Your average jar of salsa is like 20-30 ounces. And then you have a huge bag of tortilla chips with 16 servings or so. But of course for every 1 ounce of chip you need about 10 ounces of salsa
I bought the most delicious mango sorbetto last night. The mango flavor is wild and its creamy without having dairy/lactose in it
I was really craving pancakes but I didn’t have maple syrup, so I found some frozen blackberries I hadn’t used and made a bomb ass blackberry clove syrup. I’m dying, this is heaven.
Benefits of having a boyfriend in Culinary school: Chicken Bacon Mac with Mushroom, Red Onion, and Cilantro
sloth-king: czechs-and-holdings: sloth-king: sensless-happines: Niggas are about to be living in 3017 @reign-rose what I gotta do to get this? @sloth-king cook Why tag me bruh 😂
ohmygod this looks soo tasteyy o.O I need really good tomatoes And whatever bread that is; it looks DELICIOUS
Poverty and oppression make people fatter
ircimages: My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
jyushimatsu420: me @ my gf (who is a cheese): do i have ur parmesan to kiss you lol my gf (who is a cheese): i hate you. i would leave u if i could but im just a cheese and i do not have legs
angryladies: My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
homosexyautomaton: why’d you do that. now you’ve gone and hurt his fucking feelings.
bogleech: silvertrench: where do I start There are ten things wrong here and Ash was fooled by eleven of them.
pemsylvania: proton, neutron, electron and crouton
margotkim: Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
This blog is pro salt and vinegar chips.
crushly: 5 Ways to Make a Grilled Macaroni and Cheese Sandwich
ameliastardust: whenever i try and make an astute observation
fraemme: “[…] and her terrifying renegade Pearl.”
that0negaykid: justaplantchilling: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: If We Were Like Pokemon 💥 too real i feel attacked
baptisms: i still can’t believe jimmy neutron was a real show that aired three seasons and was an oscar niminated movie
jen3t: Watching Goosebumps rn and literally hitting myself in the face for actually getting scared from this when I was little.
surprisebitch: we lived in the Murder House we escaped the Asylum we protected the Coven and now, we will attend the Freak Show
mad-maddie: I would like to give Props to the Overwatch fandom for taking D.va, who I had originally thought was sort of like this Evangelion-looking k-pop idol skirting–legal animoo waifubait and have brought to life instead this horrible dorito-horfing
giovanniespinuevaa: bootsi: this was so cute lma o and made me giggle This makes me happy haha
thebibliosphere: lunaticfridgediva: moribunny: earlpostsaboutwhatever: scatterdarknessscattersilence: killerville: korrasforevergirl: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: airl0ck: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: scottbaiowulf: broke-and-eating-well-in-okc:
dendropsyche: I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,
egobuzz: egobuzz: in elementary school we used to have pizza parties at the end of the year now we just have exams and tears #what twenty one pilots song is this from (x)
derekhetrickart: saw an ask a while back that compelled me to attempt a comic thing with Emilia and Violet on a date :3c
mrpibb: I got this string of texts on April 20th and I haven’t recovered 2 months later
escarei: noctumsolis: theactualcluegirl: callmebliss: agirlneedsgoals: krismichelle429: sciencefriday: techinsider: FARMBOT GENESIS: This robot is changing farming as we know it And the best part about this technology is that it’s open source,
ammitt: them niggas in zoey 101 was like 12 workin in sushi restaurants but im 17 and mcdonalds wont call me back why life gotta be so rough
Tickle me and I’ll sacrifice you to Satan for half a bagel
mastersord: donotingest: totallynotagentphilcoulson: defenseoftheancients: flat earth and even concave earth are fake, face the truth of pyramid earth You heretic Cuboid Earth or bust you’re both a couple of dumbasses, let me show you the glory
gitananocturna: jackafz: everyone around me: *gets things done w their life and is making money* me: Me
roachpatrol: thatsonofamitch: this tweet changed my entire life drill is one of the greatest philosophers of our age and i’ll fight anyone who says otherwise
fartgallery: I can’t say the word croissant, ive never pronounced it correctly in my entire life. my worst nightmare is bein on a first date w/ someone and having to say the word croissant for some reason. Id just go home
seaofdreams: tbh if i was given the chance i’d trade my uterus for a bag of Doritos and a cool looking rock
supersugoiboi: when ana nanoboosts you and you weren’t prepared for it
merkonan: asleepontheceiling: For those wondering, double triple - six pattiesbossy - all beefdeluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)on a raft - on toast4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheeseanimal-style
freedomconvicted: Taffy for the Heart dedicated to this one taffy place im freaking eager to visit. the aesthetic reminds me of mccree and thus this head canon was born.
grawly: grawly: Your tumblr is blocked at the McDonalds I work at and it’s the only tumblr that is blocked. What did you do to McDonalds my gut reaction is to say “nothing” but i did work at a mcdonalds for about two hours back in 2012. they
memeufacturing: xxmarriage-iguanaxx: memeufacturing: trigger jokes are so cheap. today i said “ew” at a banana on the ground and some annoying girl in our friend group who was standing like 10 meters away was immediately like “TRIGGERED!!!”.
supercasualmegagrump: lovelyrhink: i love them so much Arin’s attempt at an unamused face and Dan’s laugh is what gets me up in the morning
BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL BABY AND DON’T YOU EVER FORGET IT
min-xie: finding out gr8 artists followed u back for a while now and you’ve been making a fool of urself this entire time
frogopera: *cracks open a bag of candy and a jar of salt* SO, HALLOWEEN PSA TIME
coryy: My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.
Someone should bring me chocolate pudding and give me a big hug
confidnet: supersamurai91: confidnet: i wasted my last bagel my life is over Just get some bread and cut out a circle i have never been so offended in my entire life
dragonlex: windforge: twerkingyaowang: dogs are so good Wtf this is adorable The whole video is cute and I will provide it for all to see.
biisousss: I 100% deserve this kind of view and peace every morning
crtter: Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites: ▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc) ▪ Replacing “t” with “d”
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