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Flashing. My. Ass. Selfie for all of you sending me messages and asking!! Thank you Jessica for snapping this pic and saving me some ice cream. lol
Here you can see that I wasn’t lying about Shigeo Tokuda - he can easily handle two of the most gorgeos AV idols - Hibiki Otsuki and Yui Hatano - at the same time :) Notice the situation in the last three GIFs: Grandpa Shigeo has managed to make Yui
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wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
woodsgotweird: Before and after my monster pizza, cookie-brownie, and chicken nuggets stuffing. I’m literally so blissed out right now, I feel like a prized piggy drunk on the huge amount of food I just ate. My belly feels huge. Just gotta sleep this
You would think that after 3 years broken up from him I would be all fine and dandy and moved on, right? You would think my insecurities 2 months ago totally didn’t ruin the potential sexual partner I had in him, right? You would think 3 years of
mynameisporcelain: Really quite fancied a steamy, intimate and passionate night with a guy tonight but it seems i’m going to a house party, which means i’m probably going to be naked and drunk within the first hour and probably getting gangbanged
kingeomer replied to your post: taraknowlesbest replied to your post: kingeomer… just be careful not to take in too much for amanda and lauren have a terrible habit of being too much at once and can contribute to bad decisions being made like
asparklethatisblue: In which Nori is technically too young to hang around taverns like that and Dwalin is too young and drunk to really question it. yeay. Inspired by Inja’s headcanons and plotbunnies (◡‿◡✿)
kvotheunkvothe: crowleyslittleminion: haeinsa: rylutz: Nature; the most beautiful and serene is often the most ruthless and destructive indeed Go home, Thor. You’re drunk. NAY
this-puppy-flies: pinchtheprincess: this-puppy-flies: #Things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk based on (x) # fanart # i am dying # cause she sooooo would # and then she would cry about his perfect hair # and his beautiful sideburns
alyona11: Ok what if Narvin gets drunk and gets into the fight?
pyroluminescence: Sometimes I want to crawl onto someone’s lap and purr at them except I’m not a cat and this bothers me a lot
That damn Pokemon dying alone in the Pokeball post really made me sad. It makes me think of all the Pokemon I lost when I stopped playing my games and then the save batteries ran out of charge and my save files were lost. I wonder if they realized I was
artandemptypasts: There’s a difference between being shy and being an introvert—and though I’m not quite sure which one I am, it’d really help if you just tried to not shun me for it. I promise, I get better with time.
gagesgolighter: f-l-u-t-u-r-i: you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers: amagicfarbeyond: everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS
scorpionhoney:Legolas always loved riding the end of his father’s robes as a little elfing~Thranduil never minded and always felt quite amused by it……even when Legolas was older and drunk. ;’3Based off this post and the comments pffff >w<
fatdryad: “I only know how to exist when I am wanted. Girls like us are hardly ever wanted, you know. We’re used up and we’re sad and drunk. Perpetually waiting by the phone for someone to pick up and tell us that we did good. Well, you did good.”
boobs-butts-and-beyond: Sometime I get bored (and drunk) and take pictures of my boobs.
scorpionhoney: Legolas always loved riding the end of his father’s robes as a little elfing~Thranduil never minded and always felt quite amused by it……even when Legolas was older and drunk. ;’3Based off this post and the comments pffff >w<
Nice and drunk and sleepy. Time to sleep. Got some smut written and am happy. Gonna kbbq for lunch tomorrow woooooo
mahakavi:I hate alcohol culture and I especially hate when my friends are caught up in it. I hate that drinking is seen as a rite of passage, and I hate that turning 21 in the US means you have to publicly declare and prove that you love alcohol by making
sarcasticstone: “We would fly [Eddie Vedder] up here, and on plane trips he would make little art projects on the plane, and he would give them to you. I was used to hanging out with… drunk, fucking, guys. You don’t give each other a gift of
I wish I had the kind of friend that you dont need to be nervous around. Like the kind who you can trust with your life and thoughts and somenoen who wants you as a friend just as much as you want them as a friend and I don’t have that.
elshalarossa: Last night with @tdgpresents was a kaleidoscope of hotness, laughter, mischief, and play. I went to bed smiling and drunk on hedonistic excess, and I’m still swooning now as I sip my coffee in bed. We were far too busy reveling to
i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
xlogophobia: i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
denkweisen: i’m drunk and i miss you, i just wanna throw up and be near you, oh gooood.
i’m super pumped because lindsey is gonna be here tomorrow and cj will be here on friday! AND MY BIRTHDAY IS ON SATURDAY! LINDSEY LETS PLAY BY MY POOL! also, check that subtle cleavage. i did that shit on purpose.
you guys. i’m trashed and didn’t spend a penny tonight and looked real cute and ugh. hung out with some old pals from like 10th grade. it was good. sometimes going out isn’t the worst thing ever.
armyboydanny: After hitting the bars all night to try and score some pussy with your best bud from high school, and coming home empty handed, horny, and drunk, it’s only inevitable that one of you would end up on all fours for the other …
I feel like this means nothing to you at all. Its been 4 months and we are still at square one. You need to stop saying things you think I want to hear when we get drunk. I know you don’t mean any of it and your actions after the fact prove it..
I was on a party tonight, then I look on the dancefloor and my one and only thought was: “why?”. all the girls are so cheap and drunk, I don’t understand it.
f-l-u-t-u-r-i: you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers: amagicfarbeyond: everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT
little–suicide: emotional cheap wine drinkage/finish graphic novel session. yes,i am being soft and drunk AND productive.and yes i hate the internet.i love my friends,wish some could share the scenery & grape wine but im quite fine all alone.
HAPPY CANADA DAAAAY!! I hope everyone had a super awesome one, I got to pet a lot of animals including an owl and the animal guy was showing us a snapping turtle and he was like “he looks scary eh?” and the guy eating poutine next to me
apervertedthought: He had one of those nights again, where he came home late and drunk, walking steadily to his daughter’s room and letting himself in, stumbling over her favorite pumps that she’d thrown on the floor, and when he regained his balance
samjoonyuh: Alright, so… I’m asleep and I hear “y'all need any help?” And I look up and there’s a man standing above me extending his hand out to me. Now, you guys might think I might have been in sleep paralysis, but I was able to move very
Beer and tequila present to you: Peaches and Cream sung by a drunk black guy!
clickthelock: I was horny and drunk at Claire and Hayley’s house the other day. And, well one thing led to another… http://clickthelock.tumblr.com
mrs-chief: mrs-chief: drunk and losing it over Kashiwagi playing the keyboard during judgement again its like when you were a kid and you got rockband but you didn’t have enough siblings to play all the instruments so your dad had to play with you
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