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You know you love our craziness!! And we wonder why everyone on our floor thinks we’re the three craziest girls ever? Hahaha (and no, we aren’t even drunk - just hyper.)
iwantmygflikethis:The largest and most original cheating and cuckold captions archive on Tumblr! Throwback.. Keep digging through my archives!I Want My GF Like This | IWMGFLTYour girlfriends and wives should be shared, let them fuck other guys, let them
(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)Seducing a Professor, part IIProfessor Nick enjoyed his sex session with his teenage student Lucie immensely, but he was not the only one. Even Lucie became quite excited and almost dick-drunk riding his cock and she
(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)When young boys prefer anime over real girls, mature men have to save the day (and Japan’s aging population) and conceive babies with young girls! If you like Ai Uehara, look at this collection of her age gap scenes.(
I’m a virgin and I was in Denver and drunk, I woke up the next morning and I definitely downloaded grindr.. wowLmfao!!!
The iFlaskSneaking Booze has never been easier! Shaped and sized like an iPhone, this flask carries 5oz of liquor in a polycarbonate and stainless steel frame and even comes with a collapsible funnel to make filling it a bit easier. Just remember though,
==> Karkat: Be that guy You know, that guy. The guy who’ll always be there no matter how fucked up you are and will accept you and stay loyal to you despite all the things you’ve done. That guy. Reminds me of when I did that drunk Rose
Squirm and writhe. Your torment intoxicates me. And I intend to get drunk on you tonight.
I want YOU like this. All day into the night until we are exhausted and drunk off of loving each other. Until the trails of our sweat and love absorb into one another’s soul imprinting the truth of You and I…
buttface696969: Tessa. A bloody fucking perfect woman to take out on a fancy dinner, wine and dine her ass and brinf her home all tipsy and drunk and just plow her like a cunt all night long.
cheatingonherright:Last night after we left the bar she wanted to go to the room she was staying in for the wedding and fuck…she said she was so horny and drunk and wanted to be ravished by me… so we spent the rest of the night fucking and sucking…
<This lot [Matt, Karen and Arthur] are very different. The fact that Arthur is around as well - they’ve become this incredible little gang, this threesome. They go off and do things together on the weekends. They go to gigs together. They get drunk
promiscuouscouple: One of my all time favorite videos… She was so fucking drunk and horny! We didn’t even make it inside before her clothes came off and she started slurping down this cock. I know the neighbors heard us fuckin this night :-)
clickthelock: I was horny and drunk at Claire and Hayley’s house the other day. And, well one thing led to another…http://clickthelock.tumblr.com
Drunken panty girls Minnie and Mary in their stockings and lingerie. Click here for lots more free pics of Minnie and Mary.
MADPlay: “Discworld” (Filler Episode) Madhog and Devar are both on strike. So they spend this entire episode watching YouTube videos and getting drunk. Yes, this is happening.—SUPPORT MADHOG ON PATREON: http://www.patreon.com/MadhogTUMBL
Like, dont get me wrong, I really enjoy being degraded and used as a cum bucket…. but I’d like to also get off. Because sex is a mutual exchange and I’m important too. And not all of us girls can have an orgasm just by penetration
I’m so sleepy and worn out and drunk and bleh
heyheyjuhkay: Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all
140604 KTR — sunggyu and sungyeol were teasing myungsoo about his habit when he gets drunk then sunggyu suddenly felt that myungsoo wasn’t okay with it so that was how he ended up apologizing to soo… (x)
jijipiloucat: Imagine your fave being a bedwetter. They are at a party with friends and their crush. They all get pretty drunk, and the moment to go to sleep arrive. Your fave decide to not sleep so they will not wet the bed, but they follow a friend
I’m sleepy, a lil tipsy, and have to pee This is my aesthetic
omorashiii: Ok so I’ve noticed that the majority of weekends I find myself drinking a lot. and idk if that’s because I’m a borderline alcoholic or I just like to get super desperate and try not to piss myself while floaty and drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ok so I’m clean ✨👌🏻🚿I’m the perfect amount of drunk 🍻🍾🍹And my bladder is perfectly full atm 🚽💦💛Im cozy and aesthetic af 😊👌🏻💛
aandyrea: i want kisses and drunk texts and flowers and cuddles and lap dances and surprises and dates and bite marks and movies and notes and phone calls and back rubs and to be eaten out
pookahforhire: A tipsy Buzz thumbing a ride and giving a little extra incentive for the driver. She’s gonna cause a pile up. And an accident! Such adorable trash, am I right? Drawn by @eyebrowride and totally worth it.
Me and daddy went to a party. Well more of a small group of friends and we were drinking, me a tid bit more than everyone else cus school just started back and I’m already stressed anyhow I forgot I didn’t have a diaper on under my skirt cus
“We danced our youth in a dreamed of city, Venice, paradise, proud and pretty. We lived for love and lust and beauty, pleasure then our only duty. Floating them twixt heaven and earth, and drunk on plenties blessed mirth. We thought ourselves eternal
“We danced our youth in a dreamed of city, Venice, paradise, proud, and pretty. We lived for love and lust and beauty, pleasure then our only duty. Floating them twixt heaven and Earth, and drunk on plenties blessed mirth. We thought ourselves eternal
amorti-piu: My skin is soft and pliable and drunk on warm air. The glowing aura floats around above the bed. I’m melted. I’m sated. I’ve had coffe, whiskey, and sweet-afternoon love making and I’m gold. Motivation dwindles as I bask in the late
I know most of my text posts are sad and not funny as people like, but I just need to post my feelings. I really want someone to lay down and cuddle with, and feel like nothing else matters in the world. Everybody I meet ends up throwing me away and
mothvhs:the fact that time passes and things change and people leave and you can only go back to a place physically and you will never be 14 15 16 again………….. i don’t understand how we are meant to endure that
Usually I cycle through being happy and upset but lately its just mostly stressed and upset. I think I’ve had one really ok night where I actually felt happy and that was because I got really drunk and even then there was still a lot of negativity
I was thinking about engines and how they work and out of nowhere my mind replaced the pistons with dicks and now I cant get the image of 8 dicks pumping up and down inside an engine. and then 8 more cumming into the cylinders like fuel injectors with
So I’m a little buzzed off of JD and I was using the toilet before my shower and when I was done I randomly started looking though my drawer and I found my first new electric razor and for some reason i decided to see if it still worked and it does.
Being drunk and horny is the worstttttt…
amagicfarbeyond: everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M
gryffindeen: So my brother got dumped last night and went to a bar. Someone took his seat, and my brother (being heartbroken and drunk as he was) called him out on it. Oh, the guy who took his seat was Jensen Ackles. Then he drank with Jensen and Jared
Someone talk to me because I’m bored and drunk and don’t wanna think about stupid things and my bra/underwear set is super cute but I have no one to appreciate it and my phone is broken and I don’t have a puppy and do I need even more
aandyrea: I want kisses and drunk texts and flowers and cuddles and lap dances and surprises and dates and bite marks and movies and notes and phone calls and back rubs and to be eaten out
ugh, it rained on my afro and i don’t wanna do anything about it. i’m kind of drunk and lazy. fuck. this is one of the few times i wish i had a boyfriend cuz i’d be like: “can you twist my hair, bae?" this fro shrinkage
I just had a random memory of the time I lied to my parents and went to Mexico to party over Memorial Day weekend when I was 16 and was basically blacked out all weekend. At some point I completely separated from the girl I went with and was just drunk
mahakavi: I hate alcohol culture and I especially hate when my friends are caught up in it. I hate that drinking is seen as a rite of passage, and I hate that turning 21 in the US means you have to publicly declare and prove that you love alcohol by
mason-hess: She had called him, depressed and drunk, and asked to come home. He had listed to her quietly and when she started sobbing and begging he hung up. She called back right away and begged again, and he listened until she fell silent before he
becheven: I only know how to exist when I am wanted. Girls like us are hardly ever wanted, you know. We’re used up and we’re sad and drunk and perpetually waiting by the phone for someone to pick up and tell us that we did good. Well, you did
>takes a peek @ the midnight cinderella tag for first time in forever >closes out .2 seconds later my fandom got gross and it’s sad and byron would be disappoint
so…ive discovered alcohol is Nasty and trying multiple sips and shots of different things did not make it better and now i probably wont drink ever again lmaO
tumblr y8a is drunk and autocorrect is saving her unlike last time on her PC just smashed the keyboard with her head ama
I DNT CARE HOW THED MEET NON DRUNK ME WILL THINK ABOU T IT RIGHT NOW THEIR ASTETHICS ARE PALLEASSING AF TO ME WE ARE THINKING OF CREATIVE SHIP NAME, TUMBLR. ICECREAM, SCOWCONE AND VANILLA ICECREAN AREBT GOOE ENOUGH