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a-soff: Amuse me or lose me.
It amuses me that Garnet just picks up the entire telescope to look through it. Like, it makes more sense to do that than for her to kneel down to look through it but its just funny to me. I like it, its a nice little detail
breakdawn-avenue: saw it once, same with me WHY DOES THIS SCREEN CAP AMUSE ME SO MUCH!?
bearmerchant: Name: Vulpes Inculta. Cishet White Male Egalitarian. Anti-feminism, anti-sjw, pro-logic and True to Caesar. Send me your pathetic hate, it only amuses me.
dailydormer: It used to amuse me when people asked what drew me to certain roles. I would be like, ‘Fucking hell, mate—I haven’t worked in months! This is my job!’ (x)
sergeantice: Preview photoset in an abandoned amusement park in Mogliano Veneto! Enjoy ♥ Model: Sergeant Ice (me) sergeanticewww.facebook.com/Sergeant.Ice Ph: Fabio Reginato
deanismypatronass: cocolooo: deanismypatronass: cocolooo: i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night I don’t believe such a thing exists I was mistaken
Send me a stereotype about my country and I will tell you if it applies to me.
wyckedjasmine: Look what this cute but pathetic little sissy sent to me…I give him top kudos for the sexy and lacy garter and stocking…but his little cock amuses me! I wonder if he is working in an office near you with that on underneath! Submitted
malegalore: “Fuck me, my cock; you just never fail to amuse me …”
noescapenow: This is how you will do all your housework. It will please me. In fact, in general, this is how you will be. You will learn to become careful and deliberate. This how you will vacuum, prepare dinner and do laundry. It will amuse me and make
shadowartist58: This is your new mantra–repeat it with Me. “Orgasm is what I want–but it’s what I’ll never get. Orgasm is what I want–but it’s what I’ll never get.” Just keep repeating it–it won’t help–but it will amuse ME.
artemispanthar:It amuses me that Garnet just picks up the entire telescope to look through it. Like, it makes more sense to do that than for her to kneel down to look through it but its just funny to me. I like it, its a nice little detail
arsludicra: I deleted an earlier post just so that I could post this without it counting as my thousandth, but I had to share this snapshot of my evening because the idea amused me greatly … Me gusta! ;) May I bury my face in that jock pouch?
filmsandothercoolstuff: Films new to me in 2015: 46 of ?? Coffee and Cigarettes (2003); Dir: Jim Jarmusch // ★★★★★ Orgastic. Awesome. Beautiful. Keep reading for the 3 topics that made me like/dislake this film. Keep reading
b4nd-a1ds: being as an ocean//the hardest part is forgetting those you swore you would never forget hey guys :) follow my personal instagram @ paigephernelia to try and get me to 3.1k for my birthday ;) it would mean a lot to me
scrapbook-wy: Then when I was in Virginia, in the middle of the event, John John texted me and said: Good thing you didn’t come, it wasn’t that good. Then he sent me a photo that Nate Lawrence took from the big day. And then he said: Nah, I’m
youaremybabyblue: edgar_the_breathtaker: She don’t see me she don’t see me for what I am so listen
glamrock-lizardman: Buy me Iggy Pop records and call me cute
l974: i want keith richards to tell me i am a beautiful person inside and out and hug me. Bet u thot this wld b a dirty post
jimmypagesandbrianmayshair: Me: *listens to Star Star by The Rolling Stones*Me: *sings along in a normal way*Mick: Yeah! You’re a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker,
terrifiedangel: How to flirt with me: be 30 years old and up and tell me I’m pretty
noahadler: After the show, Kurt cornered me in the dressing room. “I don’t know what to do,” he said. “Courtney thinks Frances likes me more than her.” Someone took a photo of us right at that moment. Kim Gordon, Girl in a Band
shiller2001: “ I’m a victim of my own insides. There was a time when I wanted to know everything … It used to make me very unhappy, all that feeling. I just didn’t know what to do with it. But now I’ve learned to make that feeling work for me.
n-u-d-e-s-t: meri-pas-blanquer: klavdi: “The piano has been drinking … the piano has been drinking … not me … not me … .” By Claudio Vanin: @klavdi ig: diegothecreatxr
sigmundmugshot: Prison Tattoo “Не буди” (Russian) or Don’t Wake Me UpIn Russia “don’t wake me up” on eyes means that the owner of this tattoo is so dangerous that he shouldn’t be waken up or even touched by other inmates. To make
66lanvin: He LOVES me! He LOVES me NOT!……….No.1
66lanvin: He LOVES me! He LOVES me NOT! He………..No.11
keithswhore: um…slap me around and fuck me like a whore perhaps??
degross: People Photo by Adam DeGross, prints available, dm me for info Follow me on here and instagram for more original photos posted daily. Ig - adamdegross
soundsof71: zombiesenelghetto-3: Blondie: Debbie Harry, circa 1976 Call me, call me any, anytime!
sonofbukowski: “I’ve had so many knives stuck into me, when they hand me a flower I can’t quite make out what it is. It takes time.”
chocolatecomputerheart: Eyes I will be your lover in the light.Your safe harbor at night.When your feeling alone I’ll be the one to guide you home.Follow me with bright eyes, I’ll protect you from the lies.Let me be the wind beneath your wings, the
musicartistwisdom: “No matter how many people give me advice, I am going to do what my heart tells me to do.” Lana Del Rey.
phireside: “You make me feel like a person. Like I’m me.” Requiem For A Dream (2000) dir. Darren Aronofsky
thegreatmercutio: “My mind is bisexual. It’s easy for me to love a woman. It’s also easy for me to love a man too” and “I believe that a good actor would be androgynous, and ever changing,” referencing his performance of intersexuality, androgynous
midori-kim: Come, take me, carry me.
aphrodeiti: concept: its 1995 and me and my bf benicio del toro are sharing Chinese takeout in our shitty spanish harlem apartment n he kisses me when he leaves to buy a pack of cigarettes from the bodega down the block
nokillnothrill: Prison Tattoo “Не буди” (Russian) or Don’t Wake Me Up In Russia “don’t wake me up” on eyes means that the owner of this tattoo is so dangerous that he shouldn’t be waken up or even touched by other inmates. To make
nbhd-daily: Tracklist of the new album out March 9th. 01. Flowers02. Scary Love03. Nervous04. Void05. Softcore06. Blue07. Sadderdaze08. Revenge09. You Get Me So High10. Reflections11. Too Serious12. Stuck With Me
tamburina: “No one expected me. Everything awaited me.” - Patti Smith
rockstars-and-spiders-from-mars: “Music means communication to me. I say ‘listen, you people out there. Listen to my music–let’s be one.’ Music is a friend to me when I’m lonely, when I’m blue. You can’t define music ‘cause music is
tamburina: Take me to an art museum and fuck me in the bathroom
b0wie-babe: my mom just sent me this with no context and its so cute its making me want to cry
keithswhore: “He’d always look at my clothes labels. When he would see me, he’d give me a hug, and I could feel him going up behind the collar of my shirt to see what I was wearing.” — Mick Jagger on being friends with David Bowie (via killer-kelp)
thelovejournals: “Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.” — Tom Waits
sykauraa: https://soundcloud.com/user867684015/sets/songs-that-make-me-think-of you ruined my favourite artist for me
highwayheaven: I know that you want me, you know that I want you The memories haunt me, I know that they haunt you too 🖤
aquavelva: “David Byrne used to run away from me when I was 17. “Psycho Killer,” my ass. He would see me and he’d run.” - Lydia Lunch
velvetnyc: “It makes me uncomfortable to talk about meanings and things. It’s better not to know so much about what things mean. Because the meaning, it’s a very personal thing, and the meaning for me is different than the meaning for somebody
jesse-windyxo: put me in the dirt let me dream with the stars.
thoughtkick: “I’ve had so many knives stuck into me, when they hand me a flower I can’t quite make out what it is. It takes time.” — Charles Bukowski
dopxcmilax: i want to feel your love like the weather all over me all over me.
young-dirty-paws: “You seem all poetic and fragile to me this evening. And it’s just as though I can feel you imprisoned inside yourself, which fills me with anguish.” — Simone de Beauvoir, from Letters To Sartre (via lesgardenias)
52booknotes: “It was one of those moments where you saved me, you made me laugh at just the right time.” — Gone Girl.
karina-padilla: Something very big has been talking to me the past few mornings it’s been telling me everything is in its right place and that soon I will be too
