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A few quotes from the encounter depicted above: “Let me get a better grip so you don’t get any smart ideas Bitch.” “Do you know why I’m bending you backwards Honey? Becasue your discomfort amuses me.” “I don&rsquo
submissivegames: It needs to be made perfectly clear, this is not a relationship. you are simply My toy. you are here to please and entertain Me. I will use, abuse, and humiliate you, for not other reason than it amuses Me. you don’t have
noescapenow: This is how you will do all your housework. It will please me. In fact, in general, this is how you will be. You will learn to become careful and deliberate. This how you will vacuum, prepare dinner and do laundry. It will amuse me and make
asklickylick: I’m sick today so I barfed on UG and now Licky’s dragging me away and I’m don’t know where she’s taking me. I don’t you ever do that again..thanks Licky for getting her out of here, now..if you’ll excuse me I need to take
zoeylovierre: mistressvmontreal: Can you Please a Goddess…… Training Has Begun Sissy Boy Training Amuses Me Message Me Direct to Serve Me ;-) Mistressvmontreal@gmx.com Please Sure do
oshawott: Make Me Choose: Eevee, Pikachu, or Oshawott? ./SCREAMS IN LAUGHTER your doubt of my love for eevee amuses me B)
I’M SORRY EVERYONE WHO WATCHES ME FOR SPN. But Thomas Jefferson/America amuses me way, way too much.
yonikkigotsteeze: babyguurlrizzaa: lacsaradpon: HAHAHAH! Can’t stop smiling. Cos this is SO me. (: This is what I do when my cousin gave me the controller xD It amuses me , ALOT. Oh shit. I thought that’s what we were supposed to do, lol.
sifu-kisu: mentalalchemy: fuckyeahlaughters: kim-jong-healthy: nature never intended some creatures to meet this will never not amuse me Help me stop laughing
alopixsg: And no-one sings me lullabiesAnd no-one makes me close my eyesAnd so I throw the windows wide And call to you across the sky.
nikkiswings: One of the things that amuses me is people’s perception of swingers. A “vanilla” woman once told me it was horrible that I would let my husband would whore me out.Swinging is mostly about the women. The guys have fun, but it’s the
HypnoDoll Collector’s NotesWhilst I knew that the simple command to SLEEP would have her melting into trance for me, sometimes it still amused me to draw the process out somewhat… to make it more gradual… to allow Ellie (at least the appeara
Want to know what I think chastity boy? I think if you really loved me, you would strip bare ass naked right now and kneel in the snow and kiss my heels. Because that would amuse me right now. Am I wrong? I didn’t think so. Good boy.
a-w-e-s-o-m-e-me: okay, because it amused me!
Kitty kawaii is stressing me out like this one girl has a freaking amusement park right behind her bakery and like i can barely afford a fence right now the struggle is real
verity-lovelace: verity-lovelace: I’m laughing so hard, this is so overdone and so dumb but it amuses me so much Ahaha, my boobs always help me with my follower count. 3 away til my next 100! :D
mywifeandhim: Sometimes, just to amuse me, my wife’s lover cums right in the entrance of her pussy. He likes to show me his cock throbbing as he cums as weel as his cums leaking out of her as he pulls out.
Ha. Todays youth both frighten me and amuse me greatly. I feel like thats how it should be.
1lazygenius: akitooo: coooooooooooooulson: videohall: Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint are you fuckingkidding me hahahahalmao FUCKING WOW lol….. Your country amuses me constantly…
glossy-couple: selinaminx: slavetia: This…disturbs me on multiple levels… And amuses me… - SelinaMinx Bugs looks great!
rawrcharlierawr: He went black ages ago and while he might be with me now, his heart never truly went back The shenanigans between Kari and Forever never cease to amuse me. Seriously. She could never post another pony pic again (BUT THAT DOESN’T
royalsketchbook: Well, Twi, if the horseshoe fits… Now available as a Telegram sticker: https://t.me/addstickers/RoyalStickerbook I should be adding more to this pack at some point. XD Pfffft okay, that amused me.
ponybalderdashery: I grew up on No Name and, like, never realized it was weird until the internet told me It’s good food btw. Just brand name repackaged xD That’s an actual thing? Shame we don’t have it here, it kinda amuses me :P
Can we talk about how I finally found Iron man ice pops and my friend loves me so much, she bought it for me? Also, note how my significant other is not even remotely amused.
asmilinggoddess: asmilinggoddess: “failed” panoramas will forever be amusing to me
mistressraine: Greetings minionsYes I can see you from my throne, naked and stripped of your dignity as you kneel before me. Good now do a little dance with you dick and make me laugh. Because you minions exist to amuse me.
rosieandherramblings: begmetocome: So , i reached 22.000 followers and i wanted to thank all of you for following me … I’m so happy to share what i love , crave , desire , make me hard , make me smile and amuse me with all of you ! love you
wackybihistorian: My mother sent me this card in the mail today, for no other reason than she ‘thought it would amuse’ me. It did. She knows me well.
desdesade: My father played me Pink Floyd vinyls as lullabies since I was 3 days old. I lost my father too soon, while both were too young. But he left me a great family - Roger, Syd, Dave, Nick, Rick - who were with me all my life, at my best, and
keithswhore: keith: soft angel, won’t harm me me: hurt me daddy
mowglifearssatan: Tie yourself to me No one else, no You’re not rid of me You’re not rid of me
incipienthappiness: “He could cheat on me and he would never tell me, and he would think less and less of me for not figuring it out. He would see me across the breakfast table, innocently slurping cereal, and know that I am a fool, and how can anyone
sakurafavjd:JD: “Hey let me show you my camera” Me: Silent..in complete awe of it (as you can see from my lovely expression:)) JD: “umm .. can you show me how to use it?” Haha… love these moments that are captured and my life
novitiate2017:this is my fav jenny holzer piece/quote and one of my fav pieces of art ever its just . its one simple sentence yet it provokes so much emotion in me and makes me feel so melancholic and i dont think any other piece of art has made me feel
love:“You adore me, you love me, you cherish me, Jesus Christ you can’t live without me “. Buffalo ‘66
hirxeth: “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard. I’d fuck me so hard.” The Silence of the Lambs (1991) dir. Jonathan Demme
charlietaggedart: Sometimes there’s too much of me. Sometimes there’s too little of me.Sometimes there’s no me at all.
ambermozo: This. This is what i need. This is perfect to me. Wood floors and open windows. Open windows for light to come in and out and Wood under my feet to keep me standing. Its a home. A perfect one to me.
latenights: I love people who teach me something new. Expand my mind. Talk to me about the universe. Share your dreams with me. Take me on a mental trip.
hold me down hold me up hold me close
violentwavesofemotion: “But you don’t want me, you don’t want me, nothing could be more obvious; but if after all you do want me, then this wish remains completely hidden by its half heartedness. […] I am wholly yours, you could never have possessed
imjacksfilmclub: Fight Club (1999)dir. David FincherYou fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You’re sensitive, then you turn into an asshole.
geminiscene: “I’d prefer if people had no impressions of me. As a kid, I had to tell my own family, ‘Please, just don’t talk about me!’ Because they always got it wrong. Always. I just didn’t want them to tell anyone anything about me.”
galeru: “You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were
some-kali-love: Naked, raw, real.Just decided to start sharing more of me here. If you feel interest in my art & would like to see more while supporting me please feel free to contact me at any time.Much love & light,Kali
love: “You adore me, you love me, you cherish me, you can’t live without me “.
anxiously: “You adore me, you love me, you cherish me, Jesus Christ you can’t live without me “. (Buffalo ‘66 )
justbeingnamaste: justbeingnamaste: jelauddinrumi: You amuse me with your touch although I can’t see your hands. You have kissed me with tenderness although I haven’t seen your lips You are hidden from me. But it is you who keeps me alive Perhaps
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper. “I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end
fetishchattel: golombo: me-mydesires: Fav On Saturdays Mistress usually slept late and then spent her afternoon being served by me. Then as evening comes she will begin to impose her will on me. Sexually amusing me, taking advantage and using me.
I swear everyone likes me until they get to know me And the people who still like me after they get to know me are just as fucking crazy as I am
akiramakira: i wasnt feeling well so i drew you another dirkjake on a date in an amusement park. Dirk is scared of roller coasters. amusement park dates yess thank you!! 8’)
natsumisato: “I amuse you? You know what amuses me, you calling yourself a ref!”
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