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Pearl’s been acting suspicious lately…(Submitted by bubblineheaven)
How sweet.
That wasn’t a very well thought-out explanation, Steven
Time for a new adventure!
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“On the bright side, I can actually see the binder aisle from up here”
“its just not the same these days. no more powdered wigs to snatch”
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stevens background probably [based off of one of mine and my friends selfies](Submitted by rosequoortz)(That’s it for this week’s Submission Saturday, folks! Thank you all for your marvelous contributions to this blog!)
Operation “Don’t Become the Shortest Crystal Gem Again” has been compromised
“dont you dare do anything dangerous WITHOUT ME”
To be fair, some of those are probably Steven’s.(Submitted by anonymous) (Part Three)
“He’ll hurt you in ways I never could!”(Submitted by anonymous) (Part Seven)
This is why we don’t bubble food items, Steven
Night Blogger Steven expresses a specific frustration of his
If you’re evil and you’re on the riseYou can count on the throur of us takin’ you down
I made a whole bunch of these a while back but I forgot to submit them. Well nows a good as a time as any.(Submitted by aliece-eve)
It’s been one of those days
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That’s one staring contest Greg was never going to win.(Submitted by anonymous)
“Okay, but what is a—““Not something you can buy in an office supply store. Or say out loud in an office supply store. Time to go, Steven”
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Protip: Always make time to mock the bigots
100% less practical and 200% more fabulous than any other limb enhancers
Submitted by glitch-teaHi everyone! Believe it or not, today is Submission Saturday! I’m excited that I had the time and energy to bring it back, and I sincerely hope you enjoy the user-submitted content that I’ll be publishing throughout the day.
But melting is simply a way of FUSING even closer together.(Submitted by anonymous)
the Crystal Gems, now including >:3(Submitted by anonymous)
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Uh oh
A comparable system
Tracking her down the first time was a pain but this is ridiculous
Check, please
And suddenly it all makes sense
She forgot that it’s possible to live with another person without constantly driving them crazy in the world’s pettiest ways
Oversharing? What’s that?
It’s hard to compete with the pranking proficiency of the self-declared master of comedy herself
Being totally cool has its price.(Unrelated, but: Thank you to everyone who has said kind things about my new video series! I really appreciate it!)
Poor word choice strikes again
With all these new powers and new Crystal Gems, who has time to keep track?
Fun fact: There was a big group number cut from Mr. Greg about how Steven’s jokes make everyone really uncomfortable
Zero for three, that’s rough
Meanwhile, underground:Let’s share a moment of silence for our gem who is missing out on the Summer of Steven excitement due to BEING IN THE GROUND
Y’AAAAAALLLL check out my new merch! The Steven Universe sticker/keychain/pin shaped hole in my heart is now filled. Look at them! Aren’t they adorable?I’d like to say a big thank you to Melissa, @artbylittlemissluna for giving me these! I can’t
It turns out Night Blogger Steven is more powerful than any of us realized
Pearl’s new baseball-themed training sessions are getting pretty intense
He should be done by then… maybe…
This is your brain. This is your brain on future vision
Don’t even try to tell me Pearl and Peridot don’t have astrophysics Discourse™. You know they do
No that’s never happened to her in real life why do you ask
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah, they’re doing fine
Every child trying to watch the Heart of the Crystal Gems arc on the Fourth of July be like
Look at these dorks.
Puh-mazing!
I want to be the very… worst?
I’m not sure that’s how you make- …nevermind.
…Her?