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THE RHYTHM HAS HER
“She can do magic tricks, and, uh, smash stuff!”
What’s surprising is that she’s been alive for over 5,000 years and only eaten one mop
You can also go fishing in the ocean without reeling in a giant woman or an army of watermelons
Deadly Combat Skills: ✅Basic Human Life Skills: ❌
She’s a just small gem with some big plans
Time to amend your inductive reasoning, butthead
‘i mean, maybe. it could have been someone else pretending to be a whale. i dont know”
Catching the monster took ten minutes. Getting to 1961 took ten hours
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“I mean, he’s magic. He can probably do a lot of different stuff with his butt”
Kids these days have no appreciation for the sweeter things in life
It wasn’t really a drop, it was more of a… uhhh… an unassisted lowering
She just thought it was fur flavored
Night Blogger Steven recalls something painful from his past
“good one, though, steven”(Submitted by shiro-neko-potato)
“Steven was not happy the next day… Connie was :33333” (I’m sorry I’m shipping trash)(Submitted by pastaofnerdisim)
What’s a ten year grudge to an ancient rock?
“Also, she has no heart. She stopped shapeshifting one in order to have more space for her stomach. So stop taking her advice.”
…The red one?
Verdict: Guilty, for cheating on Cartoon Network with other channelsSentence: 1,000 years no dinner, but actually enforced this time
They don’t serve cakes in Beach City that are as good as the ones in Dallas. Not to mention Mayor Dewey doesn’t allow free things.(Submitted by rice-is-nice-243)
As you can plainly see, he’s thinking veerrrry hard trying to come up with someone who’s fit for the job. And available. And local. And lives with you
…Why does that name sound familiar
Did it work?
Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight Prince Andrei Nikolayevich Bolkonsky. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon.
Well, this is… promising, actually
She saw that it was both purple and in the way, so she just assumed
She’ll still eat that wasp, though
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You’re probably better off waiting, Steven
She’s fine. She’s not having an emotional breakdown. She’s fine. She’s not having an emotional breakdown. I’m fine. I’m not having an emotional breakdown. I’m not fine. I’m having an
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The real housewives of beach city.
Have you noticed that Steven turning into a big cat is kind of a thing? Just look at Tiger MillionaireI’m not kiddingOh, and do you remember why Steven tried turning into a cat in the first place?Steven: Alright! Show me how to change into a, uh, huge
So by now a lot of people have noted that gem locations and gem personalities are linked. Below I’ve compiled a list of how a gem’s personality is linked to their gem placement. This may lead us to predict traits of certain gems before we get to know
So I think it’s about time I start writing up a compilation of all the possible weapons that could result from Rose or Steven fusing with the other crystal gems. Let’s start off easy.The Temple Gem (Cubic Zirconium?): SwordAs many of you know, the
A lot of fans have speculated over the past year or two that because of her physical defect, the oblong shape of her gemstone, Pearl isn’t capable of shapeshifting.This isn’t entirely unfounded. As seen in Cat Finger, Secret Team and Keep Beach City
Once upon a time remarked that Lapis Lazuli’s weapon (be it water manipulation or simply her wings) is unsuitable for forming fusion weapons with other gems.I was wrong. Very wrong.True, we haven’t seen it happen yet, but after more consideration
Classic Steven doesn’t work here anymore!
Too many Stevens? Why you can never have too many Stevens!
Have fun with the plant friends!
Works every time.
Everything you need is right here.
Pearl agrees.
Damn it Garnet this is a kids show
Watching Laser Light Cannon in Japanese and i happened to turn on the subtitles….part 2 after this
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the four stages of watching a drunk friend dancing or doing other stupid shit at the club
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zircontulip: Opal Redesign for my Nightmare Gems AU I´ve been thinking about her design for so long, and I´m quite happy with the end result. Her fighting style is more wild and she´s even less stable than canon Opal, but otherwise they are pretty
Why a jasper redemption arc could be amazing
Forgot to post but this is my piece for the @suforeverzine! I got the song Stronger Than You which is a dream come true tbh lolif you were unable to preorder, I do believe we are having a leftover sale! please go to the blog to check it ou!
I’m sorry this is where my mind is right now
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