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lock-wolf: Apparently being a furry is a lot more complicated than I thought
emile8: mrjimmyhush: Castiel tells a bad joke I thought it was actually pretty funny.
what if people actually thought i was cool
the-fandoms-are-cool: stop-and-smell-the-dogroseflower: STOP. SCROLLING. NOWWWWWWWWW. The eraser on top is the Paper Mate Union Eraser. I thought it wouldn’t work much, but… It erases ink. And NOT JUST ballpoint pen ink, India Ink too. If you make
easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl: themishamigosofthemishapocalypse: littletrenchcoatangel: bakasara: eat-those-words: that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch: devinchee: winterholidayurl: dizzymayfae: this is the gayest poster i’ve ever seen. I thought
allinumbum: starpatches: if my heart was a compass you’d be north I honestly thought this was gonna happen i was convinced for like ten minutes that my character was a lesbian but apparently i was wrong but whatever
super-wolves: REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
richardsp8-jr: givemeinternet: a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.
arqueete: blackgirlwhiteboylove: telvi1: I want this to go viral One of many slanderous untruths corporate media likes to portray about Black America. Please reblog. I asked my mom if she thought more college-aged black men were in college or
daybreakboys: what-i-thought-and-what-i-said: jen-andcake: makingmehowell: 3d—maneuvers: sometimes I wish I was a different and better person. this is all the fucking time. i’m not even an introvert and this is my life YUP THANK YOU
laughingbear: a little thought I had while doing wonder trade
diaemyung: Literally, I thought that was one of Western dessert.
ironbluebell: i’M LaUGHInG SO HaRD I THOUGHT EDWARD WAS SHOVING A RUM BOTTLE IN HIS EYE THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS he seems so confused like “WHERE’S ALL THE RUM GONE?”
avoidantcoyote: adavism: me avoiding people. I thought you all would appreciate this.
justintimerblake: when you thought you were bad at something but it turns out that you werent
REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET OVER 10 FOLLOWERS.
nightdenizen: thegoddamnedmagpie: dendropsyche: plzdiekthnxbye: like for real I would fight the world and this would be my magical weapon at first i thought this was going to be super dumb but then WHAT Get ready to get fucked
piertotum-locomottor: arnobuyens: I thought it was gonna be cute but it just turned creepy ARE THOSE HIS LEFTOVERS!?
wouldyouliketoseemymask: At first I thought they were going to make fun of him and I was about to get angry but then Wonder Woman was like “yeah, my outfit is pretty awesome”.
mcbushpig: when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining
phantomdoodler: I thought my acne might be clearing up a bit, like I was actually considering skipping concealer and foundation then I looked in the mirror
pigfartsstudent: Whoops… my hand slipped. No but this is my thought process during that scene I don’t even know okay. I’m sorry.
micthemicrophone: classeon: fell-in-love-in-october: Beyonce lost. Lana lost. Justin lost. Taylor lost. Ed lost. Kendrick lost. So basically, I’m lost because I thought the Grammys were about awarding talented artists? The people complaining about
theriu: iamparadroid: shrineart: tequilafemina: These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gifs I THOUGHT THAT DUDE WITH THE JACKET WAS BEING EMBRACED BY A MANTA RAY. I come and comfort those in need… My favorite is number #6 because
davvvd: Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.
avidauthor: yoccu: xekstrin: whileyouwouldreap: ;w; Friendly reminder that the reason Roxy started playing the game was because she thought she could bring her mom back im having an emotion please assist OHMYGOD
neatvibes: most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
the-ginger-imp: callmekitto: cuddlyferre: dancing-mylife-away: literally the best ice skating i have ever seen in my entire life at the end i was literally applauding from my bed ok so i saw the thumbnail and the comment and i thought “hahaha it
tennants-hair: when I go to the movie theatre I thought that was dean winchester getting ready for hunting
arrafrost: anytime you think a telepath is overhearing your perverted thoughts just start flirting with them if they flirt back, you get to date a telepath if they reject your advances, they exposed themselves and you turn them into the government
theroguefeminist: Thrilling, fast-paced, thought-provoking dialog of Pokemon, the Animated Series.
lowresthoughts: if you’d like to try the build I have now then you can play it here!obviously it’s not a true reflection of what final gameplay’d be like but I thought some people might be interested in testing it out :O walk with the arrow keys,
triciamayokolb: spoken-not-written: IM SO ANGRY The gif didn’t go for like a full minute and I thought it was just a picture of a bunch dice sitting there I’m just like why? What are you angry about it’s just fucking dice? And then it went. And
apitnobaka: pinkbuizel: zophaelray: I’m guilty of this. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT DID THIS YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR PEOPLE
sabretoothlioness: Late bandwagon with a poster for you peeps. I thought of this phrase in the bathroom and i had to do it.
Sex and RPGs are the same thing
vaginal-erection: atotorakku: lmtd-edtn: deathand-c-ompany: freebizzle: Justin’s FULL deposition video. This cannot be real. He really is as horrible as we all thought he was its sad to think how many 13 year old girls are going to think he’s
missvoltairine: non-Jewish people going on today about “reclaiming” Anne Frank as a “bi icon” or w/e make me really uncomfortable, because it has this ring of “all this time I thought she was just some Jewish kid, but now it turns out she’s
nltm: snowlerpowered replied to your post:out of all your favorite dragons which one is your least favoritei thought it was spikeThe genderswapped version of Spike is claled Barb and that’s one of the best puns ever and i cant ighnore that
7stitches: I’m the queen of forgetting a thought halfway … I want some nachos
johnlock-is-canon: genicecream: that-darn-hyena: skully-pens: cosmicremix: tordles: thingsthatsuckass: marcovicci: ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought. and this is why im not allowed
i-cant-believe-its-mondo: that time when all of tumblr thought a chocolate bar could last forever
cannibalfuckface: I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there
starpatches: if my heart was a compass you’d be north I honestly thought this was gonna happen
consulting-cannibal: based in this text post because I REALLY LIKE THE THOUGHT OF THIS GUYS WHAT IF THIS IS WHY HE LOOKS CONSTIPATED ALL THE TIME
heydiddlehiddleston: does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowherelike terrible, horrible, thoughtsfor no reason at alland then you snap out of it and you’re like i don’t want to kill my momwhat the fuck
nltm: flatluigi: tlatoani-de-barrio: coolskelebones420: spaceslut: thefrogman: He doesn’t look like a turtle :( I’m very distraught. [video] WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE THEM LIPS TURTLES HAVE BEAKS NOT LIPS WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT
rainywithachanceofstars: katiebug445: rainywithachanceofstars: OH MY GOD BUT I JUST REALIZED THAT WASN’T CAS KILLING HUNDREDS OF DEANS IN SECLUSION THAT WAS CAS HEARING DEAN’S PRAYERS AFTER EVERY FEW KILLINGS I THOUGHT THIS EPISODE COULDN’T
merchandice: wittacism: It’s essay writing season for tons of students! After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more
koalatea: THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIGH I GOT REALLY INSPIRED AND I WROTE DOWN A BEAUTIFUL SONG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT AND ORIGINAL AND MOVING BUT THEN A FEW DAYS LATER WHEN I WASN’T HIGH I FOUND IT ON MY FLOOR AND REALIZED I HAD JUST WRITTEN DOWN
kaitoshuno: kaitoshuno: johnlock-is-canon: genicecream: that-darn-hyena: skully-pens: cosmicremix: tordles: thingsthatsuckass: marcovicci: ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought. and
ask-gallows-callibrator: rjmaximum: homestuckhiatus: astro-reader: creampuffthepony: lavapsychopathy: At first I thought it will be only human blood but then it became Homestuck and then there was karkat. tbh i was expecting kankri
princekarkat: for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
noctstiel: oh-mrwinchester-oh: fasterfood: oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week… goD DAMNIT
porygons: bluesigma: so all this time i thought smh meant ‘so much hate’ and ive just been told it actually means ‘shaking my head’ WELL THEN I also always thought it was “so much hate”!
rubyredwinchester: i legit googled what day christmas was because i had queued that merr christmas post for christmas day or i thought i did and i started to panic because i thought christmas was tomorrow and i already missed christmas eve
eosrising: annaanxiety: this is like the funniest toph moment ever The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’ And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara
dek-says-so: dootdootdemarais: blazepress: How your Facebook news feed will look when your reach your mid 20’s. not gonna lie i thought those were turkeys I thought they were hairless rabbits.
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