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gailsimone: lawebloca: Friends I almost died just now.
mieran-sanctuary:So Undead-Potatoes showed me this post and said it reminded her of our Skyrim OCs and after we had almost died laughing for a while I had a mighty need to draw it because this is what I want to use my limitless powers for.Best OT3 there
dragondicks: psychara: worldofmarije: A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked! HAHAHA “WHAT HAVE I BECOME”
blazeduptequilamonster: weloveshortvideos: when u almost die but recover with a whip Soooo close lol
hanari502: The TF2 cosplayers showed up to the Overwatch meet at NYCC and started picketing us and I almost died
rafi-dangelo: Y'all she was studying for finals, having a baby, and almost dying but her hair is LAAAAAAIIIIIIIIDT.
styles-rock-me: loyyysan: stay away from fire please Harold The day Harry almost died
spring2000: 16bithoe: When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died PLEASE like y’all really gotta go. lol
nurgal: this week felt so fucking long i almost died
bookofbiff: emmyc: i dunno I almost died from choking on my noodles!
vanillacherries: cumber-porn: delightfully-derranged: The reviews for this Veet for men is the greatest thing I have ever seen oh god I need lungs mine have just escaped through my chest when it came to the frozen sprouts I almost died MEN DO NOT
Did you all know I almost died because of fat phobia in the medical world?
halleberiberi: vulvapeople: radfemale: my nursing lecturer was saying how her daughter almost died at birth and the doctor said ‘you’re lucky she’s a girl because girls are more resilient, even from birth’ and she just thought he was comforting
liljasi: cubrleet: gray-firearms: coolbeaner: Almost died like 3 times no biggie. that control though Holy balls wtf
d0nn0: Skrillex almost died on a fishing trip. Yeah he was attacked by some killer bass
lostnaked: I was drinking water when I saw this picture, I almost died.
lexlifts: fit-little-princess: lexlifts: pureaudacity: lexlifts: saw this shirt. almost died. immediately bought it 👍👍 you’re one awesome lady *_* thank ya ;:B the shirt. where did you get it! I got it at ross for 8 dollars :)
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.
rapniall: THAT NICKELODEON PRANK WHERE HARRY AND LIAM ALMOST DIED AND NIALL’S MUSTY ASS SAT THE WHOLE TIME NOT WANTIN TO DO ANYTHIN
zeph16: mulaneysbutt: i’m basically everyone in this @the-tammuz I was watching this while you while sleeping and I almost died from trying not to laugh
pardonmewhileipanic: bluestockingsredux: She is so perfect. i met her in person a few years ago and almost died on the spot so funny
anonymeblogueur: blacktotheefuture: canis-lupes: woahhbree: peruvianprincesss: guwopbaby: romamp: walksl-kerain: glitterweave: #college Reasons I’ve almost died :( Jungle juice that shit is giving me alcohol poisoning just by looking at
psychara: worldofmarije: A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked! HAHAHA
greatbigfeeling: I just tried to write a poem n almost died. Never trying to get in touch w my emotions again !!!
stappls: sonicboomfan17: hyperillusion: weavemama: trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration* god: Man if you guys could have heard this noise I made when I saw this I almost died laughing LMFAAOOOO
dragondicks:psychara: worldofmarije: A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked! HAHAHA “WHAT HAVE I BECOME”
queenevea: thenakedeyes: weloveshortvideos: when u almost die but recover with a whip Omfg
lordzid: OMFG ALMOST DIED LAUGHING SOOO HARD!!!
millyesquire: nipplebutt: this nigga almost died Lmao 😂😩😭
insertnerdyjokehere: twelvety-cans-of-cant: letsmakeitwrite: cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them
sketiana:almost died at the hands of the italian mob today
soulsilvers:pearl chugs at least two whole disgusting bottles of mayonnaise on stage and almost dies and marina is like wow. lesbian love is real(inkling font)
sensual-armpit-rubs: halleberiberi: vulvapeople: radfemale: my nursing lecturer was saying how her daughter almost died at birth and the doctor said ‘you’re lucky she’s a girl because girls are more resilient, even from birth’ and she just
16bithoe: When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
jonbutter: if you took out all the animated parts in Osmosis Jones it’s just a movie about Bill Murray almost dying due to his horrible disgusting lifestyle
therandomninjakitty: I almost died today. We were driving downhill when we hit a bump that caused the tire to lose traction and spin out of control. The car spun in circles and would’ve flipped if we hadn’t got stuck in a sandbank. Amazingly we didn’t
kidkendoll: 16bithoe: When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died The four you the next week
andy-the-anon: scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel: Listen I know, as a white person, that we have bad taste in food but today my friend told me he eats mac and cheese with apple sauce mixed in and I almost died He w hat
yourplayersaidwhat: Context: Our campaign takes place in a modern settings with a few fantasy elements mixed in. We just had an intense battle where half of our party got knocked out and our Ranger ended up almost dying. After we won, our back up arrived
gallusrostromegalus:groenendaze:here’s a video from last night where i almost died It’s been a week and I’m still not over this video because1. The serendipitous cinematography alone is amazing but2. Where the HELL did you find this song and 3.
glumshoe: my old roommate almost died once because I didn’t realize that hyperglycemia can cause weird mood changes we were getting into bed and he suddenly became an asshole and I just assumed he had decided to be evil now and went to sleepthe next
kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after his drink fell omg
yaelstiel: You almost died in there. I mean, what would I’ve –
shellstrop: The day you left for Frankfurt, I almost died. Some kind of near-death experience. And it was so easy, I could have just slipped away. Then I had a vision of you. I came back for you.
phantompromise:friendly reminder that in kingdom hearts 2 goofy almost dies and mickey mouse turns around, squints into the distance, and says in a mickey mouse voice “they’ll pay for this”
schmogg: Seeing you was so bittersweet I almost died. Dedicated to my RP with @pocketnoodl where we’re currently RPing the time before things Went To Shit™
yuuya181: schmogg: Seeing you was so bittersweet I almost died. Dedicated to my RP with @pocketnoodl where we’re currently RPing the time before things Went To Shit™ wow
c2oh: based on a tru story where my dog lay on me when i was asleep and i almost died.
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Lea: Hey, watch this.Isa: The last time you said that, you broke open a moldy Aquapet and drunk the water. You went to the hospital and almost died.
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