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Sooo the week is over. Ecology reports finish. Organic finish and started new fractional distillation. No math test since the sub never showed…it all was so nice. Then I checked web advisor for the spring semester and almost died because I might
halleberiberi: vulvapeople: radfemale: my nursing lecturer was saying how her daughter almost died at birth and the doctor said ‘you’re lucky she’s a girl because girls are more resilient, even from birth’ and she just thought he was comforting
rafi-dangelo: Y'all she was studying for finals, having a baby, and almost dying but her hair is LAAAAAAIIIIIIIIDT.
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nohomosapienszallowed: I almost died at this one
psychara: worldofmarije: A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked! HAHAHA
dear diary, today I watched an episode of a tv show and no one I liked died so that’s, you know, an improvement
vaginapowersactivate: i got this snapchat at 7 o’clock this morning i almost died at 7 o’clock this morning
socialist-unicorn replied to your post: aaxiallcat asked:Sean what’s the …really? not something peanut related where you almost died??? also i can’t talk to you anymore after this pizza storythat wasnt really wild that was just shit
l0verseyes: people almost died
LI LIERALLY ALMOST DIED FROM THAT POST FROM AN ASHMA ATTACK;
thatdoodlebug:ash telling a story about the thousandth time he encountered a legendary pokemon and probably almost died lol
pkmnmasterlyra: Have you ever seen 2 characters so pure you almost died?
laserbobcat: empearts: laserbobcat: I’m cleaning my art folder for this month and I forgot to post a lot of old stuff!Here’s Zelda/pokémon. Again. The shitty doodles are about Red relieved cause his stupid fairy almost died and he brought him to
kidkendoll: 16bithoe: When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died The four you the next week
unbasic: unbasic: When people go underwater in movies, i like to hold my breath to see if i would have survived in that situation. Almost died in finding nemo
itsterminallycancerous: kevictini: johnlocklives: notnoisetoy: Why is life so hard? i laughed so hard that I had woken my mum. she said i am crazy but the third gif omg i almost died!!! the guy in the second gif still tries to get popcorn after
gailsimone: lawebloca: Friends I almost died just now.
dragondicks: psychara: worldofmarije: A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked! HAHAHA “WHAT HAVE I BECOME”
Today I saw this on MTV, I almost died cuz it was related to #VampireDiaries.Fuck off.
queenevea: thenakedeyes: weloveshortvideos: when u almost die but recover with a whip Omfg
weloveshortvideos: when u almost die but recover with a whip
donegal: i almost died making this
ojai-onyx: domwithpen: sexual-and-clever: grapebabies: When someone wakes you up. ….i literally almost died. so cute. DEAD hahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
jerryspringers: I ALMOST DIED BTW
Did you all know I almost died because of fat phobia in the medical world?
colorfulwatcher:I almost died from giddiness at today’s episode!
16bithoe: When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
Have you ever noticed that Riza almost died 4 times
drinkyourfuckingmilk:I THINK I GOT MORE EXCITED ABOUT MOBLIT AS MUSHU LMAOI almost died drawing him hiding on hange’s back like yoda
nkp1981: 100 years later, Nile still had not forgotten that morning, where she almost died while eating oatmeal, when Nicky quoted Beyoncé.my creation
zetsuhoe: So this happened last night and I almost died laughing.
chibiuniverse2000: 16bithoe: When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died Shit fam…
kickingincrediblydankshit: bandboss: kushkitten420: legalize. legalize! LEGALIZE!!LEGALIZE!!LEGALIZE!!LEGALIZE!! I almost died of a caffeine overdose. My blood pressure was through the roof and I could’ve had a stroke at any minute. There is no
vikkilovely: I almost died laughing.
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.
bougieghanaian: whaticantremembernow: candiikismet: daamian: me as a mom I almost DIED just now!!! Lol Seriously gonna be me when i have kids. Hyping em up constantly. Hype mum
So I was in the shower, y'know just minding my own business contemplating life and stuff WHEN THESE TWO HUGE ANTS JUST DROP DOWN FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY AND LAND ON MY ARMS. I NEARLY SLIPPED ON A SCRUBBY TRYING TO FLING THEM OFF. I ALMOST DIED. And
thelunahoneybadger: shiroifeather: he’s gay and european!! I think I almost died.
phantompromise: friendly reminder that in kingdom hearts 2 goofy almost dies and mickey mouse turns around, squints into the distance, and says in a mickey mouse voice “they’ll pay for this”
adult-sasuke:that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs
fifi-uchiha: I love this man. I love this whole family, I almost died from all those feelings… No one can tell me she didn’t remind him of little Sakura, not even the most delusional hater.
victoriacapo: I almost died laughing while doing this !!! God, even Kakashi-sensei. Lord …. Sasuke-kun …. hahahahhaThe second photo from the shooting of “Naruto Shipuden”.
cocochampange: uglynewyork: She almost died for some goddamn views Wait what Like…what did they expect?
zephyrsouls: ambearpigz: Omfg I almost died. /screams
cryptdoorscreak: lurkthis: Fuck yeah I saw this at Mother’s and almost died from excitement. It’s tastes exactly like pumpkin schnapps mixed with eggnog but better since there’s no booze in it.
farfromthetrees: painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. I drank gin ONCE.
mdpotts:I saw the new genji skin and almost died
bonnini: @li0nfart thanks I almost died
clannyphantom:my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt
so i had this dream where i got in trouble at school b/c i punched a student’s head off and i’m pretty sure it was fucking kaneki b/c the administrator yelled at me to “leave kaneki alone!” and then i almost died. i’m not sure how but all
polymathema: schmogg: Seeing you was so bittersweet I almost died. Dedicated to my RP with @pocketnoodl where we’re currently RPing the time before things Went To Shit™ i legitimately started crying the internet is closed
protectorwodahemerald: and-i-might-have: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts I just appreciate the simplicity of Normal, Okay, and Hot Coffee. I almost died laughing at all of this.
roymustang: imagine hijikata dying it’d be all “you’re gonna carry that mayo”
GODDAMMIT SORACHI! I ALMOST DIED OF HEART ATTACK ON THE FIRST PAGE HERE, AND I HAD TO PUNCH MY BED AND CLOSE MY MOUTH NOT TO SCREAM CUZ IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE! DAMN I KNEW, COMING FROM YOU, YOU WERE GONNA PULL SOME IDIOTIC SHIT TO RUIN