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alx-xla: “The real tragedy is that there are some ignorant brothers out here. That’s why I’m not on this all-White or all Black shit. I’m on this all-real or all fake shit with people, whatever color you are. Because niggaz will do you. I mean,
Shit happens, that’s #life but how do you react n stay on your feet… That’s all you
all-about-the-numbers: cuntpls: EVERYBODY STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING FOR 2 FUCKING SECONDS YOUR SEX POSTS CAN HOLD 1 TITTY SECOND. EVERYBODY THERE IS A FUCKING PANDA ROLLING ON YOUR FUCKING DASH YOU BETTER REBLOG THAT SHIT. LOOK AT IT. IT’S
Do you ever just look at yourself and an argument you just made and go “wtf you pile of shit???? like thats not what you actually think at all??? 20 cans of alphabetti spaghetti on the floor would have a better argument than u???”
rhythmic-idealist: mujiz: y'all are all for men rejecting traditional gender roles and holding hands with their friends and shit but that moment men actually DO that y'all call them gay and ship them together so don’t try and say that “‘society”’
gllt: who-is-your-daddy: masun: accioblue: lemmesmangitgiiiirl: …what is this shit? BACK THE FUCK UP LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BREAD BUTT haha bread butt What are you going to do with all that butt, all that butt inside that bread butt what what
Only tourists & cornballs with no plans go watch the ball drop in Times Square.
erens-jaeger-bombs: My banner is shit and I am so sorry. *ahem* Anyway… Yes, I have reached 5,000 followers and I wish I could do something way better than this and I wish I could give you all a huge hug and free fandom merch because wow you’re
michaxl: how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying
chanelalexisxo: thepoeticlovechild: fckyeahundergroundhiphop: This what imma do to all the girls who be doing this to me in my table…Get that nasty lice long hair the fuck outta here i ain’t trying to get all that shit in my way of writing my rhymes
writingjustforgiggles:More bullshit below the cut … I’m so tired, and it has absolutely nothing to do with sleep. Keep readingYet more, and another break … Guess who, while recovering from a stomach bug, gets to clean that all up tomorrow
elionking: swolizard: I don’t really give a damn bout the next generation of kids coming up not having the same shit we did being “90’s kids” and all but I truly do feel bad that they’ll never experience the month leading up to halloween like we did
thotograph: liamhunny: zaynmalikleft: this commercial changed me as a person they……. they didnt have to do all that i-…., i cant belieb my ass is sobbing over a fucking gum commercial DIDN t nobody ask them to g o this hard tho
warchief: hey do you guys remember when brian from family guy died and people actually went out and got RIP brian tattoos but then he came back to life a few episodes later like holy shit thats still the funniest thing of all fucking time
progerin2: Y'all vape :/ why you do that shit to your body…the chemical. Smoke cigarette it’s a plant
a-greek-goddess: bakrua: bewbin: Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. you drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life
jetix:jetix:Get rid of “Read” indicators on all messengers ever lolIts stupid were at a point where people are anxious to just open and read a message without the other person throwing a fit if they arent responded to immediately
spacepsychologist:While I’m on this subject: drug criminalization all leads back to our puritanical roots saying that we should all be suffering all the time so that we may be redeemed in the afterlife or some shit, and that anything you do (sex w/o
All I ever wanted to do was make you happy and be the one that could be there for you, but I couldn’t. I don’t think you realize I’m the only one who gives a shit about you. I really shouldn’t. Youve given me no reason to. All
dokels: would any of you be interested if i kept posting sketchbook stuff bc i literally have so much material ??
somethinginsidious: you wanna ship your oc w/ a canon character? luxury ship that shit. you wanna make all the fan-children w/ your oc/canon? do that shityou wanna write all sorts of shit w/ your oc doing intricate plot/world building?fucking write
sexxxisbeautiful: huffingtonpost: Dude’s Texts Are Exactly What Not To Do When A Woman Cancels A Date Words like “overreacting” and “psycho” don’t help. oh dear god this is like every terrible text a woman has ever received all rolled up
I wishMore than anythingThat I could take a razor blade to my wrists while sitting in my bath tub like I used toI want my blood to flow out of this body I inhabit and while I do so all the bad shit that makes what I feel who I am washes awayI wannafucking
humansofnewyork: “Honestly, I liked her more when she was drinking. She was a very high-functioning alcoholic. She was spontaneous. We’d do unplanned, crazy shit like drive to the ocean and look at whales. But once she got sober, all of that went
iamredrose100cubana: Wanna see more? all the xrated nasty freaky shit? , just go to redrosexxx.xxx and sign up and follow me! If I had a side chic that could do this, She would move up to my Only chick
beat-the-piggy:stupid-obedient-laura:babybunbuun:Make me dummy for you 💖🤤I love drooling my brains out Humiliate yourself. Make stupid faces. Say even dumber shit while you do it. It makes men hard, and that’s all you should care about.
sorelatable: SUMMER KINDA STRESSES ME OUT BC I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO BE DOING SOMETHING FUN AT ALL HOURS OR ELSE IM WASTING SUMMER IS THAT JUST ME OR
unvainly:people have to realize that some people are just more sensitivesome people don’t think the same way some have different reasons in doing things it’s not all about you
unvainly: people have to realize that some people are just more sensitive some people don’t think the same way some have different reasons in doing things it’s not all about you
gnarly:theres nothing that gives me more anxiety than when someone says ‘we need to talk’ or ‘can i ask you a question’ like go ahead and do it dont leave me wondering thinking about it all day
so i’m sitting here watching parks and rec and look who’s wearing the same shirt as aubrey plaza? me. so that means i’m aubrey plaza. love me.
yourstoryisnoteverover: love-like-a-ghost: White People. Exactly. White people, that’s how. You know that feeling you get in life when you’re doing all good and shit, all happy. And then outta no where some shit goes down and you’re
bootyscientist2: i implore y'all to be highly selective about who you give your time and love to, because it’s a lot of people out here who don’t deserve that shit but will do just enough to appease you
deirdrebeaubeirdra:Booty shorts that say “don’t you swear at me, you little shit! Don’t you ever raise your voice at me! I am your mother! Do you understand? All I do is worry and slave and defend you. And all I get back is that fucking
msdyanicarissa: When he all up in yo guts but still give you them soft kisses in between him killing your shit.. That’s my fave. I love doing this
blackwidow-xx: to all the ignorant shit for brains…. this is michael jackson, NATURAL, no make up, no cover ups, just him. do you SEE ALL THAT. all those spots and patches, on his arms and on his face… that is called VITILIGO. YOU KNOW, that skin
seriouslyhornyhousewife: Accheemmmm……. “Like I own it”. Of course I own it. No doubt about it. But for me taking charge means having it my way! All this is about pleasuring him! Forget that shit. He will do what pleases me! Because
memewhore: thecutestofthecute: michaxl: how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying It’s always the big dogs you have to carry, too.
stupid cap and gown meeting. stupid fighting with my best friend. stupid fact that I don’t want to fight with my best friend right now. stupid of me to still get shit for my best friend today. stupid urge to fight back tears. stupid boys.
the-freckled-feminist: writingjenna: hermionxjean: 56blogsstillcrazy: Black women something amazing Okay, but what professor was such an asshole that they wouldn’t let a woman in labor do a makeup exam? You know someone said some shit and she
sovietunions: one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home
I don’t know where this quote/picture is from, but I genuinely think about this all the time. It’s not that I’m in a bad mood or feeling like shit, but I do wonder… who would genuinely miss me? Who would be there crying, wishing
-BREATHES- Alright, First of all, thank you to everyone who sent in very nice words of encouragement and praise, I appreciate every single one of them and I’m still reading the ones that come in. I really do feel super grateful to have wonderful
This is fucking hilarious LOL holy shit this person is hardcore pressed !!! See now, I know there are people who don’t like me and that’s completely fine because heck you’re allowed to not like certain people ! And people are even
i still don’t understand why people reblog something to say that they hate it, and usually not the art but i mean the content of the art like the character/person or ship or whatever, like good for you do you want a gold sticker or some award for being
my mom and i were cleaning out my closest, moving and throwing away old things like shit back from high school and old plushim gonna use the extra space to store my pokemon stuff LOL im gonna set up a nice space to do my LPing when i get to that
Like I am a filthy fucker and I want to do all kinds of perverted sexy shit but I hope you realise that I want to do all the filthy perverted sexy shit with you.
elfriedeborgia: painequalspleasure: Know those guys that are all about making out in the most gentlest of ways but as soon as their cocks are surrounded by your walls they lose their shit and fuck you like there’s no tomorrow? Gotta fucking love those
I need someone to talk to about all the shit that goes on in my life, someone who actually cares cus hearing just won’t do I need positive feedback and warmth
@the creator of nutella: please make a squeezable bottle version. u do not understand the struggle of finding a knife and spreading that shit on bread so hard that it breaks. or the fact that not all the nutella spreads on that soggy mess. so what do
queenschnee: “I don’t understand. Why is everyone suddenly intent on informing the world that ‘their abnormally-sized jungle serpent is unable to’ do something? How did all of you even get those snakes, anyway? I highly doubt it was legal.
drunkenoracle: @jen-iii my beachsona.Not a shop owner, probably, but a frequenter of pretty much all the local places? Especially those with food. And tea. Occasionally coffee. They don’t sleep for shit when they’re working towards a deadline, and
That shits fucking annoying😑 people have shit to do other than be on their fucking phones all fucking day.
ive never had a parfait for breakfast ever and today i made one cause my sister wants us to eat healthier foods n shit so yea it tastes good but now i dont know what to do with myself now
delestre:what would fix your brain? unravel and start knitting it anewscrub wrinkles with a toothbrushwash and spin cycleclean the tank, change the watervinegar baththe tri-color foam like in the car washsomething else (put in tags)my brain is normal
all-hope-is-lost-here: fl0werr-child: I wish I had girlfriends that would make out with me when we got drunk…. :( Only the greatest friends do this and I sure as shit have them. ;) I obvis need better friends lmao.
For like 2 years all I did was cry & sit there and listen to someone apologize & beg for another chance, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone
mediamattersforamerica: Fox News says the wage gap isn’t a problem. Tell that to all of the women still making less than their male coworkers for doing the same work. Equal pay now!(1: Pew Research Center, 2: American Association of University Women,
Sometimes people ask me how my nails are so strong and healthy. My answer? Stop painting your nails. Literally, that’s all you have to do. My nails were shit when I painted them. Layers of nail would flake off, they were bendy, easily broken. Now
