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idjumptoo: …and in spite of all the other shit that comes with it, good and bad, I still wanna do that.
asiansissyloser:She was exhausted after beating the shit out of me for trying to sleep with her. How could she get that tired? All she needed to do was look you in the eyes and laugh. That simple action does more, long lasting damage then any physical
Sometimes I wonder why I do this. This guy had the nerve to try to claim me as his plaything while trying to explain it off as paranoia that I was catfishing you all and really I’m a Japanese man. Now apart from that being offensive to the Japanese
TT: It sounds like you don’t even know what a red herring is. uu: BuLLSHIT. I AM BASICALLY THE MASTER OF ALL RED HERRINGS. uu: THEY SWIM THROuGH MY VEINS. THIS WAY AND THAT.VRISKA: 8ut English, that guy is as evil as they come. He’s the real
this conversation was about so much more than her being mad that i didnt message back a couple times like i wasnt prepared for any of this shit??
I always go out with people who buy food, eat half and throw the rest away. I can’t afford to do that shit, I eat it all dammit
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
sourcedumal: mae-the-chubbi-kitti: Just in case y'all wanna act a fucking fool this February…with all of that anti-blackness and shit. Lol “Why don’t we get a month? Why do black people get to have a whole 28 days or 29 days every four years,
We’re all capable of the most incredible change.
soviet-propaganda-disseminator:Honestly, not to beat a dead horse, but it’s absolutely wild to me that 150 years ago, uptight Brits and the French could go around teaching their colonial subjects that homosexuality is an abomination and in many places
BREAKING: North Dakota becomes first state to ban all abortions
zaynmalif: what an icon
this-artist-rushes-in: A wonderful day… I love doing fake social media??? I might make more of those, but we’ll see. I’m still working on a comic right now that is taking longer than I thought, oops.
justavpdthings: The weirdest thing about having AVPD or a social anxiety disorder is that you can almost forget about it sometimes. Like when you stay home all day or hang out with people that you’re really comfortable with everything seems almost
iguanamouth: remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you
i-effed-it-all-up: there are some fan theories that u read and are like holy shit that is spot on and then there are others that u read and are like “do u even watch the show”
Oh my god Oh my god You daft people You can’t block specific users from seeing your blog because all they’d have to do to get around it is LOG OUT You want privacy, run a private blog, but calm your collective selves about the blocking feature holy
i’m looking at the main pictures that are used for Obama and romney in the campaign and Obama looks all nice and friendly while romeny looks like he’s saying “I will shit on everything you love”
ourbedroomafterthewar: do you ever get like really hopeful about someone for no reason and start thinking about all the wonderful things that could happen and then you realize they just don’t think about you like that and you’re crushed and you feel
emperiocism: penccils: eridangarang: I JUST REALIZED THAT I COULD RIP ALL OF MY CLOTHES OFF AND WALK OUT OF MY HOUSE. THERES NOTHING STOPPING ME FROM DOING THAT tumblr user eridangarang realizes the beauty of life tumblr user eridangang is arrested
sweet-bitsy: piercinaldhawthorne: that one face eddie redmayne makes in les mis #do you hear the people singing #do you hear them #I HEAR THEM #I HEAR THEM COSETTE #ALL THE TIME COSETTE #COSETTE #THE PEOPLE SINGING
nottodeadmegatron: impostoralice: askfordoodles: smearedlipstick: ghdos: illrandomocity: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Having none of that shit today. “Ay man, y’all chill the fuck
amihaan: do y’all remember that guy from naruto that used his own bones as weapons? Man he pulled out his own spine and used it as a fucking katanathat shit was CRAZY
latinjuicydrip4bbc: grown-woman-pussy: supreme23supreme: sloppy creampie I like this nasty shit. But this is exactly how you end up spending โ on a Plan B pill and a box of pregnancy test. Fuck that if we doing all of that, I woulda been mad
yswx: un-xsteady: If your girl sends you a selfie you’re supposed to obsess over that shit, make her feel good. Like yes that’s my fucking babygirl lookin fine as hell. pls
hello-i-am-master-of-death: Okay Tumblr, time for yall to shut the fuck up about the lack of diversity in mainstream shows and support the shit out of the shows that are doing it right rather than spitting venom about all the crap that’s never going
ask-married-noiz-aoba: Aoba: Although we can’t promise that we can actually answer each and every question that we’ll receive in our inbox, we’ll do our best to accommodate all of them! We’re looking forward to— Noiz: A-aoba I’m sorry Aoba:
anyways i night do another playthrough of dmmd? or maybe lamento. i never really finished either lol i wonder which i should do first?
broadway-aradia: oddthepurplecat: ((And how do we all know that this is legit and not just a rumor made to stir up shit? Hmm? Looks to me like just another post to scare people for shits n’ giggles.)) ^are you fucking serious im crying I’m
my-opossum-is-awesome:thatwhiteshameremu: thegayteen:Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry I’m black so all I gotta do is exist then ^Amen.
a-distant-stranger: pokemonyewest:This is the stuff that pops in my head when I see people talking about “#whiteout” and “#alllivesmatter” Yall can miss me with that bullshit All lives didnt fucking matter when you were doing this to colored
To all you experimenting drugs users out there
quasi-normalcy:herotterness: jaclcfrost: in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance
thewouldbesavant: all-hail-astro-boy: suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option people don’t seem to understand how
babyphatjeans: don’t ever fuck with any nigga from ya job. don’t do it. DON’T. DO. IT. niggas literally run their fucking mouth too much and will have u looking a damn fool at work. go to work just to get ur check sis and mind ya business.
convolutedperceptions: onenefes: stay-human: I keep seeing this picture and people being oh so impressed by it acting like Dubai’s Sheikhs are miracle workers or some shit. And all that skyline does is make me want to throw up. Do you understand
lordbape: 2damnfeisty: afrocosm: thechanelmuse: When white people act like ALL Black people, who range in a variety of skin colors and features, look alike, there’s no need to argue with them. Just do that shit right back. How the fuck you get
thaunderground: onikalynnegoddamn: karrmennn: ducire: goldenpoc: brownbbygirl: wastedcouth: ainyanan: @wastedcouth QTNA??? i’m not from maryland, i’m only here on vacation. this how y'all living? @holdthequeso That’s fawkin bile @karrmennn
virgoboy: guys really do not appreciate girls who love them at all…when beyonce said what a wicked way to treat the girl that loves you she was talking about all men
What are y'all answers.
futureblackpolitician: eronthebender: reincepriebus: On the day that we remember the Holocaust and all of the victims that were denied asylum here in America, Donald Trump did this. Source to the full order: [x] Did he fucking plan to do this today?
carmechanicfails: Justrolledintotheshop C/S heard a funny noise, trucks run rough ever since. How the hell it do that? It flipped all the way around in that tight space 😂😂
tsunamiwavesurfing: askiathegoat: kngshxt: tsunamiwavesurfing: nigga karate only works on niggas that do karate i be tryn tell my lil cousin that but he box like he was comboin this nigga down and the boy was like fuck this shit and slammed him on
laurdlannister-kingslayer: yonisunrider: laurdlannister-kingslayer: tastefullyoffensive: She’s so proud of herself. I woulda sent all that shit back I would have caught the whoopin of my whole life. my momma woulda dragged my ass down south,
laurdlannister-kingslayer: im asking that titty sucking man questions and they mad nice lmaoooo Ask him how often a chick say yeah. Shit seems weird but hey maybe issa wave or something
broadway-aradia: oddthepurplecat: ((And how do we all know that this is legit and not just a rumor made to stir up shit? Hmm? Looks to me like just another post to scare people for shits n’ giggles.)) ^are you fucking serious im crying
Tired …… of cleaning everything up, only to come home from work and have it all piled high again. … of living in a giant pile of everyone else’s shit that they keep saying they will clean up and never do. Seriously, this shit has
axljohnsons-deactivated20140816: Nathan: C’mon, man. It all adds up. Do the maths.Simon: There is no maths.Nathan: Right. She was here, plus no one else was around, times she caught me leering at her semi-naked, divided by all the weird shit that happens
deadenddesign: ALL GRRRL ASSAULTKayla Phillips of Bleed the Pigs ( bleedthepigs )“What is it about a black girl doing the same shit white men do that makes them feel like it is too much? How am I the only one being labelled as too aggressive in
thorinmyside: being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
chaos.
jehovahhthickness: imleft-handed: Her: I ain’t heard from you in a minute Me: your communication skills trash On some real shit, sometimes it may not be their communication skills. They probably don’t have shit to say to you or y’all have nothing
urie:that post that’s like “if you don’t feel up for school then just dont go! you dont owe anyone an explanation” like i really appreciate that sentiment but also have you ever existed in the real world at all
thebuddhistescort: bustnuttington: i never realized how fucked up myself, as a young girl, being with significantly older men was until I reached the age those men were at and saw girls/boys in that younger age range and to me all i saw were children
cjaylov3: 🤤🤤 he can be my daddy anyday lol the shit I’d do to his fine ass tho😍 everyone keeps asking for his name I did alot of research looking for these pics and all I got was his first name which is Lucas that’s all I got for y'all lol
kianspo: queerspeculativefiction: writeanapocalae: shiplocks-of-love: sevdrag: duckbunny: writer culture is having that one scene that really scratches your id, and being willing to write forty thousand words to get to it. FUCK This is literally.
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