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pussymodsgalore Photoshop humour! A mod that would be every fucker’s nightmare, but perhaps no more dangerous than receiving a blow job! An earlier poster mentions: “My worst fear since I was a little kid and the older kids told me that all
kauaii94: elionking: “This why i dont like white kids in my house” “y'all see this shit, who’s kids are these”
doublechinwin: I found the place all parents take their kids when they’re going crazy in the morning! After this gymnastics! #nannylife #gymnastics #mall #kids #washington #work Holy shit. That’s my mall!
annabeth541: i want to write a fic about this but until i get the motivation y’all are just going to see my rambling-kids just… love zuko-like, he’s awkward as shit and doesn’t really know how to interact with them but kids just gravitate towards
ink-the-shitposter: ink-the-shitposter: dude being a little kid during an election year was THE funniest thing. kids were all just repeating their parent’s political beliefs verbatim without understanding any of what they were saying. My elementary
321redlightt: muppetmayhem: Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted. my heart exploded Omfg. Kids are precious angels. This is why I have compassion for even the most vile people cuz we’re all born
yuyukami: alexanderlightworm: So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t
alexanderlightworm: So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!”
vayena: my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
vayena:my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
deeken-kaylove: satinthief: When I was single,I probably had stolen that many since starting as a kid That’s what my satin panty collection looks like. Now my wife wears them all even tho most all of them came from other girls dating all the way
mypleasurealways: asleepylioness: My dear festive Lioness, I can remember as a kid, that my mother used to wait to put out all the candy canes on the tree till the last minute, otherwise by the time christmas would come, all of them would be gone.
barbie-dom: vayena: my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague I literally did that Same!
terracottainn: Naked girlfriend getaways are lots of fun. For some reason, all nudist resorts cater to families and kids completely ignoring the girlfriend getaway market. And that market does NOT want to hang around noisy kids. My nudist resort, Terra
goodness gracious, kids i say *one* non-sequitur goofy thing and suddenly you dweebs are obsessed with my genitals and dredging up my self-porn from seven years ago. You all act like eight year old boys. you TERFs are no fun. just no fun at all
if you don’t want to get your kid vaccinated, do your kid a favour and give them up for adoption. or dont have children at all. because if your filthy little mongrel poisons my pristine glass angel i will have your blood.
frickerstein: today in american lit a kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and told us to follow him and so we all left the room and he changed the clock so it was like 6pm and like 10 minutes later the kid ran into the hallway with his backpack and
janeanfabino19: hisroyalmagesty: neyruto: if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read
s-alts: This kid in my math class just made a big deal about how he was craving pizza and he took out his phone and ordered two pizzas and we all thought he was kidding. 10 min later the pizza guy knocked on our classroom door and yeah here we are.
elizagaylor: elizagaylor: My English teacher purposely failed all her seniors for 3rd quarter to scare us into coming to school and working hard Yeah that’s great I got grounded and had anxiety attacks Some kid probably got beat Other kids are just
ki-shi: Now that is a little too much.. for a fight among kids. I do think, however, that the kids of my village are all good children though.
itssofragile: janeanfabino19: hisroyalmagesty: neyruto: if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all
pancakefrosting: zamzamafterzina: i-so-informed-you-thusly: haydengise: Ignorance Education solves all ignorance. You guys don’t understand how freaking important it is for this kid to be saying this. He’s always been my favourite on Kids React,
rubalotl: I was searching for this, but I found this….. And I just wanna say thanks for all the likes and reblogs on my recent Kid Icarus art. Reading your tags makes me so happy hgfhg <3More Kid Icarus art.
the-unpopular-opinions: I am biased against this because I used to be the smart kid but I do not find this to be funny at all. When I “finally” failed a test, all of my classmates except for my one best friend were making a huge deal out of it. They
intriguedromance: themysterydude: tastefullyoffensive: Lies Parents Tell Their Kids (photos via imgur)Previously: Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts I’m trying ALL of these when I have kids The Santa one 😂My son used to ASK for sad meals 😐
So my “friend”, the one who wanted to pay me in smoked pork for all the times I babysat her kid, the one who always always always asks me to watch her kid at the last possible second even after I said I don’t want to be your first choice
blankturtle: yojaylala: see that boy? sitting all alone, no partner in the class, no friends to make jokes with. i have him in almost all of my classes. he’s super smart, but still gets picked on by all the “cool kids” hah well i guess that’s
janeanfabino19:hisroyalmagesty:neyruto: if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai
the-benediction: the-unpopular-opinions: I am biased against this because I used to be the smart kid but I do not find this to be funny at all. When I “finally” failed a test, all of my classmates except for my one best friend were making a huge
tlatophat: theaddictstypewriter: Too true. Still one of my all time favourite games though! #myst #the90’s Lost forever to me is the notebook I used as a kid to keep track of all the hints and clues to beat the game during my first playthrough.
i-sell-drugs-to-kids: horny-all-ways: i-sell-drugs-to-kids: 🎀Come Grab My Butt🎀 I’d *pay* to grab your butt… and then to have you sit on my face while I licked you front to back until you were clean and sore. Deal!
Through all the bullshit, I love my Buddhist friends and church people so damn much. My life has changed so much in the past 3 years and I really can’t imagine my life without the amazing adults and kids I have met through it all. So happy. So so
sixpenceee:Here are some more of the creepiest things kids have said. I have a few more posts like this on my blog. Here they are.Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Kid’s Imaginary Friends all-mighty-powerful-poopie
your-hard-cousin: My aunt was always self-conscious of her body, I kept telling her how all the other kids would stare at her boobs all the time (including me) She asked me if I wanted to see them and took her top off, my dick went completely stiff
science-and-magic: havetardiswilltravel: sherlockscoat: lotusbaby: It all started with a simple photo kladfjlsdjf all of my shit is lost GUH…I think that my brain just dripped out through my ears. I kid you not about this: tears are actually
and here ladies and gentlemen you will see ed sheeran casually riding the subway to his own show
fuzzylocs: vsnaire: mabinatittyyy: Y'all gotta watch what you say to kids and in front of kids. I was working with some young black kids today and one of the girls asked me why I had my hair natural. I told her I’m just taking a break from weaves
eurotrottest: I despise children. Y’all don’t understand like if my parents never had me they’d be in a mansion in cancun with like three Ferraris lookin healthy. All that free time goes away when you have kids. Shit. Imma sell my eggs for a couple
Just blows my mind all the times we talked about getting married…. And having kids…. Blows my mind how you just through that all away
