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OK…this is so me…I am equivalent to a kid in a candy store…about to unwrap my favorite sweet treat…revealing your cock makes all my holes crave…they all love the hardness of your cock but what they crave most of all&hell
metaphoricalprune: When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so
happystupidblogger: When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some: They’ll be all “Um, no thanks.” And I’m like “Are you sure?” “Yup.” “Positive?” “Yes, mom.” “Okay, then me
sumfuntu:So, Sis! You still glad I came for a visit? (Yes, baby brother! We’re all glad you’re here.) WE? (Yeah! My kids, and maybe my husband, are all waiting to experience you and your cock.) Wow! Guess you’ve made some changes here,
NSFW NSFW NSFW My Buzz in Neopets. But in the nude. And showing… things… but not all the things. NEXT I WILL SHOW ALL THE THINGS! Idk, actually. Well, enjoy. And remember kids: if this bothers you, exit the tab or press the back button!
last comic got a lot of fellow gays feeling rly defeated…the tags made me sad… tutoring/teaching isnt all bad! i like it still. despite the emotional obstacles! Kids are very funny and i like to spend time with them. anyway.. this is how
cupcakeshakesnake: LOOK AT THIS KID HE’S MY KID—I’m still having a hard time taking this all in, but I’m trying to roll with it
puddles-n-cuddles: oh my god I regret ever applying to be a lifeguardafter working with kids all day (and peeing thank god) I was not mentally prepared for how hot and muggy the pool would beand I drank all my water againand I filled it upand I drank
lllllllllllllletswrite: i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents
vayena: my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
rnusicality: fun statistics for adults! “when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself” -Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: Ū,550 -Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: ,800 -Minimum Wage, 1970: ũ.45 -Minimum
susiethemoderator: 8hy: seeing these 18+ yr olds obsessing over that little stranger kids boy…i think im going to lose my lunch Also, all those kids (Stanger Things & It) have stated on MULTIPLE occasions they find it extremely uncomfortable
proxypunch: doomfistsbabymama: susiethemoderator: 8hy: seeing these 18+ yr olds obsessing over that little stranger kids boy…i think im going to lose my lunch Also, all those kids (Stanger Things & It) have stated on MULTIPLE occasions they
zagreus: zagreus:zagreus:zagreus:gonna start running all of my posts through several layers of google translate just to keep the boys guessing I will start running all my posts with different google translation levels to make kids guess I’m going to
minteh: “Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities
minteh: “Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally
yo, if fucking polio or the mumps comes back because of all these fucking shitheads who believe in not giving your kid vaccinations i’m going to fucking lose it. if my kid gets incurably sick because your kid is a bag of diseases i’m going
doomfistsbabymama: susiethemoderator: 8hy: seeing these 18+ yr olds obsessing over that little stranger kids boy…i think im going to lose my lunch Also, all those kids (Stanger Things & It) have stated on MULTIPLE occasions they find it extremely
mommydearestthings: incestmommy: Kimberly Ann’s kids will just LOVE masturbating to her picture! All my new kids are going to have very interesting lives.
dryadalis: last-snowfall: geardrops: swanjolras: out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory like—
lilsebastian4prez:To all my non Australian followers. This legend is called Bluey and it’s the best kids show I have ever seen. Not only do my niece and nephews love it but all the adults in the house do too. It’s coming to Disney streaming services
askradicalgilda: I guess my kid sister deserves some spotlight as well… she’s my #1 fan after all. Will Griz makes more appearance in the future? You bet!Watch out for two more kids to appear with her. -Ereb
jeniphyer: hersheywrites: theequeenpin:quixon: Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out Y’all cmere Come closer Lemme holla at y’all a second Y’all want this damn baby? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 STAWWWPPP! This was my favorite
laurdlannister-kingslayer: yonisunrider: laurdlannister-kingslayer: tastefullyoffensive: She’s so proud of herself. I woulda sent all that shit back I would have caught the whoopin of my whole life. my momma woulda dragged my ass down south,
What i really want to do while my kid is away vs what i told my brother we will be doing: Watch tv all day vs organizing our living room Getting high and fucking all day vs cleaning and purging the apt Staying up all night vs looking for a job Granted
sonfermum-redux: risk-e-venture: On my bed“You really don’t think I can do it?” mom asked. It was a stupid question, we were all just kidding… well, mostly. Some of us were only half kidding. A bunch of my friends were over, and we were hanging
futarika: Woo!..Hehee..Hey all x3 totally forgot to post this Little picture for all of you Hehee..just a Little bit of shower fun with..my kids Principals Wife!! x//3 but Shhh!!!..She totally spotted me today at the School..while I went to pay for my
fundock: hauntedharlequins: 8lue-8lood-vriska-serket: not-so-rabid-homestuck-fan: notkatniss: I can’t believe this Kankri I choked on my fucking poptart My mom read us all these as kids. No lie.
humansofnewyork: “I was a school teacher for all my life, but I had to leave when I went blind. It was tough for me because I’d helped so many other people’s kids, and then when my own kids got to high school, I couldn’t see enough to help
princenowhere: PRINCENOWHERE’S BE A HOT TUMBLR KID GIVEAWAY That’s right, this is my present to you all. You know all that cool clothing you see on this site and think to yourself “Man I want that" or "Imagine how hot I would
b0urney: hotboyproblems: my heart goes out to all the kids that have parents that turn the interent off at night my heart goes out to the kids who don’t know how to turn the internet back on
newyorkcrew: That is literally my face during all of school I am seriously not kidding I feel so bad for all my fellow students who have to deal with my short temper
slambien: How To Make Love About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually they’re gonna have to talk about sex to their kids.
Today’s the day my life begins. All my life I’ve been just me. Just a smart mouth kid. Today I become a man. Today I become a husband. Today I become accountable to someone other than myself. Today I become accountable to you. To our future. To all
dojacat: Me after tucking my kids in bed and going to the kitchen to eat all their paw patrol gummy snacks Me after fucking my girlfriend senseless while listening to her kids bang on the door.#NotONEFuckWillEverBeGiven#PlotTwist: She’s a screamer
themindsetofme: inhale-all: riseandgl4m: glamsquaddd: I never had a father like this…so my kids will. it’s my promise to them. ^ yes x1000 ^^ all of my yes.
minteh:“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally
motherofallflufbunnies: booasaur: The four sweethearts at the end of that Jimmy Kimmel segment I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy. I want my kids to be like that.
im srry everyone i was playing video game all day
Everyone in my family better stop having damn kids cause I’m sick & tired of spoiling all their asses on Christmas
