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michaelskanks:what if an ouija board was like an afterlife call center“hey joey, line 396 is open. three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something” “i’m gonna prank them so hard”“joey no”“im gonna say i’m satan”“JOEY
tsarbucks: tehlofflies: tsarbucks: you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like “heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell” how do you know hell has wifi satan owes me several favors
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
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highfiveshiningstrike: Rest in Peace, sir. At the very least, we know that in the afterlife, you’re facepalming and laughing as you tell yourself, “I can’t believe those were my last tweets.“
actuallyalivingsaint: stanislawstilinski: the-irish-mayhem: swevani: im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”
sapphireswimming: ubercharge: siketreeker: showerthoughtsofficial: People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment? Dog heaven is also
zooeyclairedeschanel: i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic
landorus: *dead but still has a boner*
verati404: rabababe: rabababe: I was thinking about the Grim Reaper recently. They’re not tied to any particular religion, they just personify death and collect the soul and take them…where? What if they’re like afterlife HR? “So hey! You’re
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