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the-fandoms-have-the-phone-box: kisaragishintaro: imagine a series where everyone is already dead and enjoying the afterlife but the events start to happen and people start to revive so the plot focuses on people trying to cling to death because they
Still Get Laid in that Afterlife
smores-prime: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: millyblank: Sounds like a challenge. I’m worried why God is making people climb ladders to heaven What about people with no arms God what kind of ableist afterlife is this Listen ad I’m flattered
iguanabones: the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be
tsarbucks: tehlofflies: tsarbucks: you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like “heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell” how do you know hell has wifi satan owes me several favors
countfrankula: i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
empresspinto: autumngracy: calibornsbottomhoohoo: what if when we die everyone who had died already just kept on doing what they were doing so the afterlife theres like a bajillion new dr suess books and every ghost has like an iphone7 and everyone
bigstarkenergy: smalltonystark-remade:i live peacefully knowing that tony stark and natasha romanov are in the afterlife together causing havoc and god herself has told these two idiots to pipe the fuck down or she’s sending them back to earth “don’t
tatooineknights: vintage-smokestack: forcearama: OMG Ghost Padme is wearing neither the clothes she died in nor the clothes she was buried in, which can only mean one thing Padme Amidala brought her wardrobe with her to the afterlife, because wearing
yukkie-s: I think your uncle was just like me. Doubting the afterlife more than anybody, fearing death more than anybody, and longing for heaven more than anybody.
christa-renz: reiner—braun: ずっと見たがってた海 by らぶそな Perhaps Eren can view the sea from the afterlife
thomeyorker: Arcade Fire’s Afterlife over Claude Monet’s Etretat, gate of Aval: Fishing boats leaving the harbor
cyberneticmeows: Afterlife Goals: To have Goth kids pose on my grave.
tundrakatiebean: kineticallyanywhere: dennys: There is a certain booth in a certain Denny’s haunted by the ghost of Andy Jones. His tortured soul remains barred from the afterlife lest he settle his unfinished business, an unfinished glass of Fanta.
closedhandsopenarms: jackspersprite: countfrankula: i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you
its-for-an-experiment-john: bluebellglowinginthedark: for-better-or-hearse: karlimeaghan: Sherlock and John reunite in the afterlife. NO. NO THIS ISN’T FAIR. WHY. WOULD. YOU. POST. SOMETHING. LIKE. THIS?
hippy-daze: kripke-is-my-king: hahry: a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle #washington sitting in the afterlife screaming ‘TWO THINGS AMERICA. I SAID TWO FUCKING THINGS.
ecmajor: iamaleximusprime: EVERYONE WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW!!! Oh man, someone was able to make a recording of the afterlife. It’s magnificent
knight-of-rainbows: kbghoul: GUYS I MET BILLY MAYS They have 3DSs in the afterlife
cosmicbooks: an inexperienced egyptian god of the afterlife Anoobis
ubercharge: siketreeker: showerthoughtsofficial: People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment? Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s
sprayjea:Meet Lauranne ! When she was still alive, she was always toyed with, always used to the point that it lead her to a pitiful death. Now, reborn as a reaper, she roams the afterlife toying with every lost soul she finds.
i-hate-chick-fil-a: gonna be some awkward convos in the afterlife
dongcroncher:dongcroncher:The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to meChurch: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation
nehirose: anotherhawk: writing-prompt-s: In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95%
@God what are the memes like in the afterlife
acciomead: lupinslover: James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like: LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT HAHA FUCK FILCH HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS
iguanamouth:the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be
myspringweddingkj: swevani: im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious” i AM a christian and at this point i want
miraculousfinn:if you think you’re “enlightened” or “modern” for mocking religious people for believing in god/gods, the afterlife, reincarnation, prayer, etc., then i hate to break it to you but you’re actually just an asshole
writing-prompt-s: People earn karma points while alive. When they die, they can spend them either to enter a better afterlife, or to improve the life of some random stranger born on the day of their death. You donate all your points, and wake up the
siketreeker: showerthoughtsofficial: People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment? Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient
maxrockatanskey:if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next don’t worry when the show is cancelled or ends all the episodes will appear in the afterlife for you to watch
circusbird:do hope when the queen goes she wakes up in the afterlife to see two headlights and diana revving a white fiat
spacepsychologist:While I’m on this subject: drug criminalization all leads back to our puritanical roots saying that we should all be suffering all the time so that we may be redeemed in the afterlife or some shit, and that anything you do (sex w/o
sodomymcscurvylegs: bravodelta9: Omg guys! Someone leaked sodomymcscurvylegs’s original mirror selfie! Etch this on my tombstone when I’m dead! I want future humans to find it. It is art. I want it to follow me into the afterlife!
tobiasandguy: Ouija Just when you think you can escape your girlfriend’s wrath in the afterlife….
just-shower-thoughts: If I saw a ghost, it would be the happiest day of my life… even if it was a scary ghost that planned to kill me, at least I would know there’s an afterlife.
actuallyalivingsaint: stanislawstilinski: the-irish-mayhem: swevani: im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”
c2oh: i dreamed i was walking someone to the stationery store and then I somehoe led them into the afterlife so that was really something. then I dreamed I was a mouse trying to break into the ice cream parlor but there was no ice cream.
your-abuser: merm-ish: Smooosh spirits of hell and heaven judging your soul in afterlife
paulonutini: u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife
makesureitspeaksbocce: thesilentecho: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: buenostardissherlock: hiddlestonhug: hesaidiloveyouandhekissedme: castiel-and-loki-stolethe-tardis: #Tom Hiddleston in the afterlife THAT FUCKING TAG I AM LITERALLY FUCKING DONE
gotitforcheap: they should change the part in the wedding ceremony where at the end you go “until death do us part” to “even in death in heaven or whatever afterlife you believe in, we’re still together” because I don’t want to die and
zimmboners: zimmboners: what if an ouija board was like an afterlife call center “hey joey, line 396 is open. three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something” “i’m gonna prank them so hard” “joey no” “im gonna say
club-afterlife: arachnidzgrip: by Super Punch | Deighvid FUCKING NO FACE BMO I CAN’T
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
