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“Eh, actually - I’d love to go home.â€You earned it, you magnificent bastard.
averageisnotenough: See babe, he’s got a full hand length over you. Its not that I like him more, or that he’s better at sex…actually, he kind of is…but the main thing is, he’s bigger than you, and I know you won’t like hearing it, but size
salmonking: darziel: myasphyxiatedmind: lavenderpanda: I don’t think that’s big enough for all of my slut stuff tho :\ One of my dildoes would probably stick out the top like a rubbery baguette. You know you’ve arrived when you wheeled
jaynelovesdick: actually you need to try having him cum inside your face lipswhile you have an aneros massaging your pussy lips so you can both cum at the same timebut when this happenswhat you really need to do is lick up your sissy juice from him and
tw meme: [2/4] friendships » Allison & Lydia “Allison, I love you. So if you need to do that thing where we talk about me and pretend like we’re not actually talking about you, that’s totally fine!”
hornythoughts: That one time you ask a girl if you can see her breasts, and then she actually shows you. Mrs: I would do it. Breasts are beautiful and everyone needs as much beauty as possible in their lives!
In case anyone was wondering what Mellow Diamond actually does
Every time I see this I can’t help but laugh at you. Actually, most times I think of you I can’t help but laugh. Also, spiders and sharks and thunderstorms. You’ll get it, I’m sure. Lol.
Hello my name is Lil Bun and I like to use children’s things that are MADE FOR ADULTS in the privacy of my own home for consensual BDSM-type sex and play between myself and my dominant/daddy (which has nothing to do with him being my actual father
crybabydyke: white person: actually you’re referring to Britain, not the UK, idk why people make this mistake it’s so simple lol :) me, pulling out a world map: I will give you ฤ if you can locate El Salvador me: or… you could just show
youlljusthavetoholdit: softwettrans: 7 omorashi challenges to make certain chores more fun 1. Before you go to the grocery store, drink a lot of water. You’re not allowed to pee until you get back home. 2. Wait to clean the bathroom until you’re
shiraglassman: queenofthepiskies: Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class
0nigum0: 0nigum0: smandraws:It turns out dominic is a nice guest if you actually invite him to your party- look he brought his own drink! I love this pic. Sman you’re freakin awesome You guys seen this yet? Follow Sman for more Dominic (numerically
I hope that even after two years, you hear my name and cringe because you realize how good I was to you and how bad you fucked up
399. I actually found and started following you off of a recommendation post that one of your friends made quite a while ago. I’m a fan of almost everything that you reblog, but your personal shots are definitely my favorite. You are a fun mix of
cuddlenialls: Apparently I’m a fat anorexic nope you’re actually gorgeous and whoever told you that is wrong. about everything.
sleep-therapyxxx: I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need
if you insist on shooting at me, will you please hold your guns properly! i feel insulted when one of your held-at-an-angle guns manages to fire a bullet that actually hits me.
Whatever is about to follow, whatever this grand trick is, is really going to amaze. Look closely, because the closer you think you are, the less you’ll actually see.
ohnymeria: I’m not asking you to do anything. - You are! You are asking me to look away and I can’t look away any more, because I have looked away. With you.
ask-reinerb: uchuu-kyojin: Source Description: Living in a eventless peaceful world, I made this to see them enjoy the same life all the feels WHY THIS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
neednothavehappenedtobetrue:high-octane crazyabuse gives you a dumb superpower. you are really, really, really good at figuring out when the people around you are in even the slightest of bad moods. really, really good. you have memorized all their tells,
abby-griffin: favorite fictional ladies: tami taylor (friday night lights) “I think it’s good you’re questioning your faith, I just want you to have faith…something that you can hold on to, when I can’t hold on to you.”
littlenimart:The ground, as quickly as it expanded, it just… falls out beneath your feet. And you’re falling, and you’re burning. And you’re being crushed, by the shattered earth, as it compresses down into the ground. And you hear an anguished
brixworks:can you believe my heart broke at this exchange. can you believe i am actually dead like right now
curtishoyle: Now, your generation got us to where we are, I’ll give you that. I’ll give you all of that, but I’m planning on moving our kind forward. Getting us access to worlds you wouldn’t dare dream about. Pose 1x02 - Access
jenndoesnotcare: payslipgig: frowny: red-winged-angel: micdotcom: Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back. I actually went around asking in my last job what everyone got paid after I got my promotion
alicexz: imaslytherinbitch: Question: Do you see Daniel Radcliff and the rest of the cast now as much as you used to and… you guys worked with Harry Potter and the whole series for a long time, do you sometimes snap into your characters? omg this
do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that
silieol: if anyone is sad here is a game where you’re a giraffe and you stretch your neck to kiss other giraffes here is a game where you’re a bunny trying to jump on bells during winter here is a game where you try jumping to make the ladybugs
what if weed made you slimmer at the same time as it gave you the munchies?what if explorers discover a rainforest herb that you can smoke so it will make you skinny, as well as hungry and horny? what if humanity discovers this herb in the next few years
imystral-deactivated20210208: “You’re some nasty bastard. For forcing yourself into a destiny you can’t escape from, you used me, huh.” “You noticed?” “But in the end, I couldn’t change your destiny. From now on,
man-with-the-skeleton-arms: unrecht: The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with @themustanglover It’s actually you I think about.But fucking a Big Daddy. Literally that thing’s
Which ever month you were born in, will determine the type of anime you would live in.
breelandwalker: coleoptera-kinbote: vassraptor: music-in-the-bell-jar: masrekaya: legacysam: hmwhatthehell: do u ever feel like you’ve accidentally tricked certain people into thinking you are smarter and have more potential than you actually
corbeezyyy: fierceblackwomen: aalante: naaraixo: kill-samurai: !!!!!!!!!!! When you have 2 jobs and still broke ^ when 99% of your life is spent working but you’re still broke @crime-she-typed us When you have two good-paying jobs, your wife
cherryhillpark: IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOME TROUBLE… Hi! … you can find it on the Tarkio Road. Actually, you can find trouble anytime you want to strip in public. What on Earth (not my home planet), is that all about? Are we born with clothes
frnkfrthmmrs: actually, you know what don’t commit suicide because “people would miss you” and “everyone would blame themselves” don’t commit suicide, for yourself, because you’re fucking awesome and you’re gonna be really fucking
omganniephanny: Thanks so much Cam for getting me these off my whishlist! Please email me if you are him (with the proof of receipt so i can make sure it’s actually you!) so I can send you the rest of the photos i took in them! Want me to send you
quandovieraprimavera: theonlyboof: You can actually see the facial differences if you look closely you really can
fitness-fits-me: If you reblog something encouraging feminism, I automatically unfollow you. FYI. LololololololololI’m pretty sure I actually can’t stop laughing at this#bye
thunderboltsortofapenny:meet-you-in-neverland:spattergroit101:don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory do not, I repeat, do not picture samuel l. jackson actually saying these lines. you will laugh uncontrollably and wake
untexting: deducingpeoplesonicingthings: antifeminist-nature-blog: If you took advantage of the second Amendment then you’d be safe in all of those places. Actually you wouldn’t. Bringing more guns for self-protection doesn’t guarantee you’ll
generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim:if i saw a ring of mushrooms in the forest i would step inside it actually “you shouldn’t do that you’ll get trapped in the faerie realm!!!” and? if you knew me you’d worry for the fae
itsjsilveira:somethingmissingthiswaycomes:missalsfromiram:This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good The government is supposed to be doing shit for us. Demand it.
amazighprincex: “you’re not like other girls,” more like “I hate women in general and I’m going to pretend that you’re an exception but actually you’ll probably get the full force of my misogyny if you step out of line, date me”
fencer-x: yumezakura: yuushaninarenakattabakaraidaa: wwww “I love you. I will embrace you, Kaworu.” Okay. wait what is this from lololol “Have you ever considered how I feel?” “I love you.” “*be embraced by Kaworu-kun*” <—using
zerstorend: do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you
kattdaddee: “Actually, you have to be a little bit in love with your leading man and vice versa. If you’re going to portray love, you have to feel it. You can’t do it any other way…” - Audrey Hepburn (x)
frnkfrthmmrs:actually, you know whatdon’t commit suicide because “people would miss you” and “everyone would blame themselves”don’t commit suicide, for yourself, because you’re fucking awesome and you’re gonna be really fucking happy
aliensabductingaliens replied to your post: aliensabductingaliens replied to your post that’s… WHY TRY YOU GUN DIE YOU GON STRAIGHT TO THE GATE IN DA SKY ONE MORE EMCEE GUN FRY …I don’t know why limp bizkit came to mind. perhaps you could
“Why, if it isn’t my big sister, or shall I bow and address you as Queen now?”“Kion, what are you doing here? You know you’ve been banished.”More TLG fanart cause I can’t help myself. Little AU where Kiara and Kion grow to have a strained
immortal-adolescents: heisntdrunk: So… I know it’s not perfect but I really tried. I just want to thank you for everything. You don’t know me at all, but actually you helped me go through a lot. You make me smile all the time, and all I want
What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They
diacetyl-morphine: No. Don’t you even dare say that you will be there for someone. Don’t insult someone by saying that to them. Why are you so enticed with the lust for knowledge on such a hallow and destructive topic of conversation. If you are
roderdick-edelstein: GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT the new tumblr mobile update made it so that if you tap a tag on someone’s blog it takes you to the actual tag in tumblr (which is dumb and pointless) if you want to got to the tag on the person’s blog,
A lot of people ask so I thought I’d show you guys how I do it; it’s pretty easy once you get the hang of it! edit: you might need the more recent version of sai so make sure it’s updated!
ice-cream-cats: Had some free time so I colored one of @drawbauchery‘s sketches :> I wanna color everything in that post tbh :’)) you know i’d actually die if you colored that entire post rightespecially if you made it as gorgeous as this
shinyaxe: reblog this and tag:where you liveyour first languagewhat you call the circular bit of road where you just drive around it until you reach your exit:if you don’t have a name for this, say so in the tags!