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embarrassedboys: No wait! Don’t open that, you’ll be completely helpless because it’s radioactive Krypton… ohhhh… er, actually y’know what? Ignore me actually, you carry on dear, don’t mind little old me… spandextights: Halloween
play4pleasure: htownhwife: There’s a few! Just search #me. It sure does… Yessiree it does! You can identify them by the watermark/caption in the corner that says “hotwifenikki.tumblr.com”
Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln in Love actually (2003)
nsarararara: Me: “Hey, wanna see a magic trick?” *removes panties from beneath skirt*GF: “You ain’t a magician, you a ho.” this is me on my other blog. Yes, this is an actual exchange between me and my gf.
benafflecks: Well dreams, they feel real while we’re in them, right? It’s only when we wake up that we realize how things are actually strange. Let me ask you a question, you, you never really remember the beginning of a dream do you? You always
Zoey you actually have to get OUT of bed sometime today.
zoeyskravitz: “One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her
#HE JUMPS JESUS CHRIST HE JUMPS YOU LITTLE DEVIL OF CUDDLY BEAR IDK I DON’T KNOW #IM GONNA DIE HE BOUNCES #ACTUAL WEREWOLF MADE OF SUNSHINE SCOTT MCCALL
Merry christmas, actually on christmas! These are the two test pictures I got done shortly before that bulb exploded in my face. I hope you all have a good christmas; spend it with those who value you, and who you in turn value back. And to those who
disneyismyescape: kinell: Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
illhater: this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually
faircommentfuckoff: #Harry Potter and the Representation I Didn’t Actually Bother to Write But Still Want Credit For
youwontcum: Have you closed the lock? Good. Let me tell you how this will work: You will never get to fuck me. Actually, you will never even touch me. You will never see me naked. You won’t even see me in my underwear. But once every couple of months,
cartoonyworld: I’ve legit wondered this though When you become an actual part of the crew of an ongoing show, do you literally have to give up making said art for that show and sharing it publicly, especially the nsfw ever again (till the show ends)?
the-stray-liger: liger-after-dark: Ahegaos are so hard to draw but holy shit this was actually really fun to do. Actually you know what there’s not even nipples in these and I haven’t put up art in a while so have these I guess?
eversncenewyork: things you said at 1 am things you said through your teeth things you said too quietly things you said over the phone things you didn’t say at all things you said under the stars and in the grass things you said while we were driving
alohomorashlie: I know I’ve been kind of AWOL from tumblr lately, and that when I’m actually around, all I do is talk about Hirunaka no Ryuusei. I would apologize if I actually felt sorry for all the HnR spam, but I don’t; it’s been ages since
Uh oh,… Will you keep his accident a secret? (soft-boy in a baggy sweater has an accident!)
sageruto: the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that
soloontherocks: jackthevulture: IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES SHOTS FUCKING FIRED For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics
komlin: do you ever get that EXCITEMENT to write like actual giddy in your seat excitement but then you open up a word doc and it’s kind of like ??? ???????/ what was i excited about
chaotic-neutral-comics:Actual thing actually said to me by more than one family member. And at the same time I was constantly dizzy, weak, and foggy headed. Spoiler alert: Don’t say stuff like this. Losing weight isn’t always a good thing, and it
literallyflashtrash: Note to self: in order to write, you have to actually do more than stare at a Word document rereading what you’ve already written. For example, maybe typing new words would be a good strategy.
rashi-en:A reminder: if the piss is still in your body, you probably don’t actually have to go that bad :) Actually, you’re probably kind of dehydrated. All that water is just stuck your bladder, and the rest of your body needs nourishment
real-live-dragon: orestian: tranarchist: maxiesatanofficial: fakepreme: judging by how angry the headline is I think he was actually successful [through gritted teeth, veins visibly bulging] Actually you’ll find that I’m not mad at all, and
maxiesatanofficial: fakepreme: judging by how angry the headline is I think he was actually successful [through gritted teeth, veins visibly bulging] Actually you’ll find that I’m not mad at all, and also, that everyone who disagrees with me is
i-am-mycroft-holmes:i-am-mycroft-holmes:I’m curious. In the tags, tell me how you take your tea or if you just don’t drink it.The fact that people are actually doing this makes me so happy!
It’s really great when you realize that you’re literal fucking garbage and nobody actually likes you.
darkfiretaimatsu: I promise you, it’s actually a pretty tasty sandwich. One of my favourites~! Besides, weird is good~ I can vouch for this, actually. You wouldn’t think it, but peanut butter and pickle sandwiches are surprisingly good. owo
fantastic-florence: every neurotypical person ever for some reason: have you tried wearing a rubber band on your wrist & snapping it whenever you get mentally ill
m-azing: I would actually LOVE if a writer said something like “actually, I did not write any gay characters in my story, and I did not realize it until you pointed this out. now that I’ve been given a chance to really think about why there ARENT
dredsina: if u live in america you know that the fourth of july actually lasts for two months and i just heard my first fireworks two minutes ago so i’m here to tell you America Season has started
If you’re ever out with me at like a store or whatever and we pass a display of scented candles you’re gonna lose me for, like, 5 minutes while I go smell all of them even though I never actually buy candles.
golvio replied to your post: waterjerk asked:i really could se…I’m really happy that somebody else thinks that Jasper’s a lot more cunning than people think. But I’m also a little curious as to why you think she’s ambitious. What made
piefacemcgee: kinetic-squirrel: ethiopienne: perfection If you feel like cringing yourself to death and crying to sleep for the rest of your life should you miraculously survive the ordeal, you can watch it on youtube I couldn’t make it two minutes
weaver-z:Imagine being a reverse Superman where you’re really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you’re actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
achievement-hunter: trblastoff: what Do you ever remember something from your childhood that was so surreal you think “no I had to have made that up no way something like that could have been real” and then years later you find that you didn’t
localpubliclibrary:What do you consider the pillars of your diet? Like not what you consider the most delicious, or even necessarily your “favorite” food, but the food that if you look within your heart and are honest with yourself actually
saskiadesiree: pizza-party-for-one: gaaaaaahgkjhgakjg: pitysects: except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically
fuku-shuu: “I only see shadows of you in my reflections.” “Then stop looking.” (I can’t.) » Smoke & Mirrors
I don’t know about you, but I’m a little tired of seeing depression/mental illness depicted as black. Why not a searing white?
crash-mcbarason: the-uncensored-she: gaaaaaahgkjhgakjg: pitysects: except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically
phobias: do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are
And when you have waited—-has it made you sure?
keepcalmimspidey: fuckingconversations: wishuponawish: hookandthedaggersxvx: Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches. Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is
repllicunt: have you ever had legitimate crush on a actor like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them
suicidal-sundae: tedi0us: fearisoverrated: is this actually you, or are you attention seeking again? are you actually a dick head, or are you just acting like one again? Facebook is for attention whores, and um the last time I checked this is Tumblr
this-is-life-actually: Watch: There’s no such thing as the wrong type of hair. Follow @this-is-life-actually
thelightsabovearbys: No like you don’t understand if you’re not following the @actual_smaug Twitter account I don’t even know what you’re doing with your life
can you fucking stop?? you sent me a message saying the same thing. I am an actual human, believe it or not and im not just some sexual object that is reduced to ‘perfect slut’ because I had sex. you actually make me mad, bye.
A message for you from Ryan :)OH MY GOD IM SCREAMING, I ADORE YOU I LOVE YOU OMMMG!!! thank you thank you thank you!!! omg you are so sweet and thoughtful and im melting at his little blowing a kiss, you and him just made me so happy!!! I hope you had
pugletto: Raise of hands how many artists here are actually really tired of people going, “I’m not a fan of x character/ship/show/ but this art is cool” consistently popping up in your feed after you upload your work because it actually sort of
hahaha when you find out an artist you kinda liked is actually kind of a douche and trying to invalidate your poc experiences and opinions and they’re white nice
chandrilas-deactivated20180714: Actually, I’m a big softie and that’s why I’m covered in tattoos, everything is because I’m actually quite scared of everything. The point is that I’m naturally a quite fearful person, okay? … That’s what
hanasaku-shijin: jen-iii: HANA THAT WAS THE CUTEST REPLY IVE EVER GOTTEN OMFG YOU ACTUAL DISNEY PRINCESS NO SICKIES FOR MY FRIENDS ;A; I WILL SING AWAY THE SICKNESS
Hi! I hope you don’t mind, but I actually colored one of your drawings! I’ve never actually colored before, so I know it’s well…I know it’s not the best, but I hope you enjoy it anyways!(Btw, I know Yakko’s nose is a bit darker than Dot’s
pduro: oh honey, thank you so much! you know, that cage is actually 2big 4me… Actually you can cum in a cb6k cage. Not terribly effective 😩😩
pyatibro:naked-yogi: bealivecause nothing lasts for goodor likeyou thoughtit wouldnothing’s as it seemsor what you thought it’d be pretendthatyou are a poettypelike you arean asshole Actually, I would beg to differ since you are the one throwing
When you thought you were actually starting to detach from someone/this terrible situation then you see pictures of them on Tumblr and you go straight back to the beginning, all of your feelings coming on full force again. Great.