actually not
NSFW Tumblr
find actually not on porn pin board
actually not clips
tlcrmt: bath time is my favourite time :) x whyravens – You look so good! Great capture of your bath time. I’m actually not a huge fan of baths myself. Unless someone gets it ready for me. I find the whole preparation of a bath to be tedious.
ambrosiadreamer: *disclaimer: this is just for people who plan on speedrunning all the videos. don’t fret if you’re actually not caught upThere is 68 hours, 14 minutes, and 4 seconds of content currently up on the channelThat is4,094 minutes or 2
krickettking: threelittlerectangles:UNMUTE IT This is actually not loud. I am pleasantly surprised and giggling.
kaileyfox: quinctus: Small innocent-seeming person that’s actually not pure at all
lissacupid: its hubby’s birthday and i feel like i should be buying him something and baking him a cake and throwing a party and saying “happy birthday jinyoung booboo” but i just remembered that wasn’t reality. and he’s actually not my boyfriend.
tim-slutton: plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
I was gonna do a lot of things today like actually get up . clean the room . do a bit of exercise. but then that time of the month came and nope. no . just nope.
I hate putting together outfits that id never actually have the confidence to wear to school
a-night-on-polaris: Im not ok.
ok i didnt expect absolute boyfriend to follow the manga much anyway but holy fuck does she ever like idk actually grow to like him??? bc like. that was the entire point of the manga and it really just feels like zero nine is just a side character and
silenthill:man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe
Me: *actually get up early and does normal human adult things* heck yeah I got this look at me being responsible!!Me:*10 mins later finds beers*……. heck yeahhhh rewards for doing like 5 adult things!!! *gets back in bed watching Hulu* Lolol
youlljusthavetoholdit: softwettrans: 7 omorashi challenges to make certain chores more fun 1. Before you go to the grocery store, drink a lot of water. You’re not allowed to pee until you get back home. 2. Wait to clean the bathroom until you’re
alo-piss-trancy: I’m actually not into bedwetting at all when it comes to the kink part, like them just laying there wetting does absolutely nothing for me. But the hurt/comfort? The angst potential? The easy ways to combine it with just about any
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK YOU HAD THE MAKINGS TO BE A DECENT FUCKING FILM AND YOU BLEW IT FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER ALL THAT TIME YOU SPENT ON RUNNING SCENES THAT LASTED HALF THE FUCKING MOVIE AND YOU COULDN’T THROW IN ONE GODDAMN EXPLANATION
cheshireknowsall: 8kaz8: This guy made the most useless thing on Minecraft in the history of ever. I’m actually not sure if I should feel that this dude has way too much time on his hands, or if I should just be impressed. wow all of this is quite
shitshilarious: He’s actually not wrong
badboshtet: attention trans ppl and medical students/actual doctors!!!! i’m thinking im gonna start taking a progesterone in addition to my estradiol and spirotone- can some people who take it pls tell me what medication / what dosage / how often they
miniar: … That is not a baby…. you should totally try streaming this
spacebuns: this is the purest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life……….this transcends purity there isn’t even a word for this Apparently this isn’t sweet and cute but the dog is actually just “wrapping up food” in its mind so
livinginhislap: flyandfamousblackgirls: Ciara upsets white people for wearing this dress as they demand she covers her body next to half naked white cheer leaders. Meanwhile.. Wtf you can’t be serious? Omggg wtf???Like her dress actually accentuates
pizzaglover: After weeks of what I assumed would be a weekend project, I’ve finally finished this silly game. Unfortunately it can’t be played in browser, so you’ll have to download it to play.WindowsMacI know it’s not much (you should be
shiraglassman: queenofthepiskies: Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class
bodynegative: gentlesharks: explosiveflygon: gentlesharks: Baby Blacktip Reef shark! One day that tiny baby will be a big shark able to rip people to shreds most blacktip reef sharks are no more than 5.5ft long when mature. not only that, blacktip
crisnait: stopwhitepeopleforever: White gays are really out here thinking they’re breaking gender roles by showing a SLIVER of skin lmfao this is ridiculous you’re not breaking any barriers please stop rewarding this type of mediocrity LMAO It’s
enecoo: enecoo: xcross15: enecoo: “We shouldn’t punch nazis” What a bloody joke But you can’t punch people if they aren’t breaking any laws. That would give grounds for a criminal case against you. We should just continue not caring
nuttyrabbit: robhand: scottandhiskind: questions-within-questions: mousathe14: rootbeergoddess: ultrafacts: Source: [x] Follow Ultrafacts for more facts! That’s…kinda cool actually Not just kinda, pretty dang cool Honestly in terms of
awdplace: I drew this a few nights ago after the announcement that R.Mika (one of my fav Street Fighter characters) is in SFV.I wanted to come back to it to color but, I’m actually not happy with it. If anyone wants to try their hand at coloring it
wwtheverycoolonlineguy: Another one from this summer, there’s actually not that many left :OAnyone who knows where this gal is from gets an extra point :D
guess who just finished their oneshot :D now I have to do another read-through and decide on keeping or cutting some text I was on the fence about. And then decide whether I want to cross-post the text to tumblr or not. Decisions. I’m just happy
sugarelixir: I can’t believe Eren actually said that. I’m a translator. This is fact.
maximerobespierre: hey: to the young ace and/or aro ppl If you realise later that you’re actually not ace/aro, that’s OK. it doesn’t mean that you were lying to anyone, or that your identity was ever invalid orientations can be fluid and you can
I need something and I can’t put my finger on itSeveral days off from work might be a likely candidate
iwannabeamashedpotato: saintgeeky:madameatomicbomb:the-evidence-of-winter:Favourite Animated Shows → Live Action: [1/3] Avatar the Last Airbender AKA what the film could have been if it was made by someone who actually gave a shit about the source
owlynys: AU where phoenix and miles actually attend law school together wow what a creative title hello to all my new followers!! i’m sorry for being so inactive over the past month - uni started again and i’ve been a complete mess, prompting this
the-real-seebs: jumpingjacktrash: pennyapound: Here’s the thing, Hot Fuzz is an action/comedy/thriller spoof that also happens to have a love story between two men. As in actual romantic love. How do I know? Because of Victoria. Most people who
blackmodel: pkmnrivals: yen-sama: HIS DAD IS A DITTO I AM NOT OKAY*SOBS* My heart Viviabisvisbibi OMG……… MY HEART
thepoppybear: dinosaurxswag: bergamotandrose: thievinggenius: Tattoo done by Miryam Lumpini. This is the first time I’ve seen color tattoos on dark skin that actually look vibrant and pigmented!!!!! Once I was talking to a dark skinned lady who
appendingfic: eilti: This is legit. It’s actually not the same thing Because with ũ,000, that might be the money you need for rent - ๑ could be the prescription you need til the end of the month. Despite being 6.5% of the amount, it could be the
i am actually not above begging a guy for dick lmao
speakseazy: pugletto: Omg, so I’m actually not this bad at making screencap redraws or whatever.Latin@ Lady & the Tramp this time. I have been waiting. All my ever. For exactly this redraw. Exactly this. This is almost exactly how I pictured
powerburial: this is actually the scariest thing ive seen in a long time
✨
that feel when there are real actual living people cosplaying your characters at a convention you’re attending but you miss them
let’s not forget who the real moe boy in this show is
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
sasurealian:For the future of earth, I will be of service! Nya ~ Here is my long awaited new Ichigo cosplay! This is actually not completed xD I have a few more things left and then it shall be perfect! Stay tuned :D shadows-creep-inside-of-me
pukicho: antsu-in-my-pantsu: pukicho: *Me in the year 2252, my mind implanted into a supercomputer, I live forever, I am eternal: “You guys remember Gurren lagann?” Me, a mere mortal: not a fan sorry
illogical-bullshit: ficklesunfries: darkampharos: Wait weren’t they her shitty parents in Matilda? Yep! It was right after filming it, actually. What’s even better is that Maras mother LOVED the book Matilda. She loved it so much that she got
sweetcribs: alwaysbewoke: 4 FUCKING YEARS!!! How is that dude not in jail?!?! Oh yea, he’s white. Fuck!!! WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
femoids: This is very, very much not a good sign
drinking-tea-at-midnight: agoodcartoon:oh my god just fuck already garrison, yeesh.also, that’s aragorn right, and not jesus?
startrektrashface: schumie: keeveet-talks: obstinatecondolement: I wonder when exactly it was that Star Trek stopped being perceived as light, fluffy, not-really-legitimate sci fi that ~housewives~ liked and started being seen as serious nerd business
trans-mouse: profeminist: Comic source This is actually not that different from what i did. Except I named my DnD character Lydia, then found out “Hey i like being called lyida” so im literally named after my own dnd character
manywinged:manywinged:one of the worst feelings in the world is when you’re playing a game with dialogue choices and none of the options are something you want to say. like i know it’s not me, it’s the character i’m playing, but
Hi, I’m Nova and my aesthetic is actual trash
Soooo this past weekend tho. So much up and down for me, but it was totally worth it. Reminds me that I’m not as heartless as I tend to think I am. I don’t even know where to begin… All I can say is I’m now involved in a love
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
nearsightednarwhal: quinctus:Small innocent-seeming person that’s actually not pure at all eerebuss
![nuttyrabbit: robhand: scottandhiskind: questions-within-questions: mousathe14: rootbeergoddess: ultrafacts: Source: [x] Follow Ultrafacts for more facts! That’s…kinda cool actually Not just kinda, pretty dang cool Honestly in terms of](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5e7a1b92d17ff0222d106adf4bacf126/tumblr_p11smaFqa71rhavdko1_250.png)
![iwannabeamashedpotato: saintgeeky:madameatomicbomb:the-evidence-of-winter:Favourite Animated Shows → Live Action: [1/3] Avatar the Last Airbender AKA what the film could have been if it was made by someone who actually gave a shit about the source](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f248a2083dc213eddc0a3b7e0d9c42c8/tumblr_niqvoxYpZe1shhe9qo1_250.png)
