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“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
nsarararara: Me: “Hey, wanna see a magic trick?” *removes panties from beneath skirt*GF: “You ain’t a magician, you a ho.” this is me on my other blog. Yes, this is an actual exchange between me and my gf.
slave2womyn: If Ms. Keira Knightley is not actual royalty, she should be. Agreed! Hail Keira
pussyfreeloser:I’m the biggest loser, because I’m a virgin. A 28yo virgin. Virgins are the biggest losers! I’ve never had sex, not even ONCE! I don’t know what it feels like to stick my dick into a hot, wet pussy. That’s so sad! Well actually
robobat: hannahbananafeefifofanna: getbentgetbent: saiyan: Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all! If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal… …that it is actually a door frame!! It is a piece of paneling
This is EXACTLY what Castellla suggested Something about tied up and the happiest Homura I could possibly draw… I think Actually now that I think about it, this isn’t what she suggested. Reusing my favorite line of dialogue though, yay
faircommentfuckoff: #Harry Potter and the Representation I Didn’t Actually Bother to Write But Still Want Credit For
nymphoninjas: Hey there Ninja and/or Trouble :) This year I’m actually not celebrating Halloween. The sucky thing about being over 18 but not 21 is that I feel too old to go trick or treating, but not old enough to go to fun parties. That being said,
abbaranger: melancholys: fuckyeahlaytongifs: saiyan: Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all! If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal… …that it is actually a door frame!! It is a piece of paneling from the doorframe
charliechastity: Yes, actually, stainless steel IS vulnerable to rusting in seawater. It’s actually not the salt so much as the free chlorine that’s able bond with the chromium of…What now?Ohhhhh. You didn’t mean the cage? The lock isn’t stainless
quackking1:Another thing from a drawthread of Commander Zilyana. I do not take credit for the art. Probably by “Sachito“ but not sure. I would love to have the actual artist have posted it but I can’t just ignore this. It’s great!I just found
jbssecretstash: ratofponi: An idea someone planted in my head and I just had to draw it to get it out of there. Despite the fact that it’s actually not possible for this considering the actual creampie part would be stopped at the panties and all
cartoonyworld: I’ve legit wondered this though When you become an actual part of the crew of an ongoing show, do you literally have to give up making said art for that show and sharing it publicly, especially the nsfw ever again (till the show ends)?
swaetshrit: Reposting this because I think it’s actually one of my best paintings ever. I wasn’t that happy about it at first because it had taken so long I was utterly sick of looking at it. But it’s grown on me over time, and I am actually quite
artemispanthar: The Cheeseburger Backpack on the CN Shop now has pictures of the actual item, not just the concept art.
drunkfluttershy answered: Firelord Fluttershy This might not be the Firelord you’re looking for, but it’s okay, I forgive you. This one was quite refreshing, actually. But I might have doodled too hard on this. I’m not sorry. (Fun
Spoilers!Wow! I honestly did not expect to have both of those possible outcomes to mix and match, be right and be wrong. Pearl has moved on, healed and is dating someone. She is not Lapis, but holy smokes we need to know her name because I actually like
We walked by the comic book store yesterday. And we saw this new album of Tintin is out (Tintin au pays des soviets). It’s actually not a brand new album but a remastered/colored version of an old album. I can’t wait one day that they actually
thelastmellophone: espurr-roba: consultingmoosecaptain:dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you
jasonsanabria12: karla-world: i-n-s-0-m-n-i-a-a: niggaquisha: tim3less: i’m actually shocked by the amount of notes on this hahahah #virgin4lyfe LOL omg . yup , and theres actually not that many notes on this compared to other things. how sad
fyken:Incheon Airport 150207Hi My Ken do not edit
klausgoldstein: what i’ve never understood about making an anime based off an otome is why they don’t just make a season for each character instead of making it where the protag doesn’t end up with anyone… like does that not make a lot more sense??
wellsuckmesideways: rotting: Ok i didn’t expect that I actually really love this song, it makes me laugh so fucking much, its probably the reason i’m actually not cynical; cuz this world is fucking hilariously crap and theres nothing you can
becausetheintrovert: thelifeofatubaplayer: thelastmellophone: espurr-roba: consultingmoosecaptain: dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction
sageruto: the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that
indecisive-sheep-art: Aaaand I’m somewhat done for now. God this was such a pain, but so worth finishing. The skin actually looks like skin :’D Thinking of adding some tattoos when I come back. IDK Enjoy
literallyflashtrash: Note to self: in order to write, you have to actually do more than stare at a Word document rereading what you’ve already written. For example, maybe typing new words would be a good strategy.
odinsblog: Deregulation strikes again. “Free market” capitalism does NOT care about raging forest fires, it does not care about endangering firefighters, it does not care about people dying due to lack of healthcare insurance. Unregulated capatilism
fangirlingstamper: artemispanthar: incidentally, do not google “harvestman” if you are afraid of spiders because they are terrifying. Especially do not google “harvestman cluster”. Don’t. Don’t do it. DO NOT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk0_ui0KTNg
hannahbananafeefifofanna: getbentgetbent: saiyan: Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all! If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal… …that it is actually a door frame!! It is a piece of paneling from the doorframe
esabelleryngin: hannahbananafeefifofanna: getbentgetbent: saiyan: Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all! If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal… …that it is actually a door frame!! It is a piece of paneling
miramoondarling: saiyan: Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all! If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal… …that it is actually a door frame!! It is a piece of paneling from the doorframe in the First Class
i like how offended noiz gets over nicknames people give him. “what? i’m not a beansprout." "i’m not a lunatic." "i’m not a maniac." like a true nineteen year old.
i-am-so-awfully-awkward: looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: sinnamon roll:
kissthestarsandlovethemoon: Say it with me, kids: Iwaizumi Hajime is not angry 24-7. Iwaizumi Hajime is not an abusive, heartless person. Iwaizumi Hajime knows when to not cross a line. Iwaizumi Hajime would not say stuff like ‘shittykawa’ if he
fiore-della-valle: politicalmachine: it feels like doomsday, but we’re actually getting much closer to a president donald trump. a lot of swing states are now leaning his way for the first time. not because most people agree with his ideals, but because
I don’t know about you, but I’m a little tired of seeing depression/mental illness depicted as black. Why not a searing white?
I’m not okay. I’m not handling my sister’s suicide attempts well at all. I’m back in Colorado so I actually have privacy and alone time to just cry and cry and cry. My emotions reach an extreme high, nearly hysterical.I don’t like talking to
legally-bitchtastic: cuteiemonster: lesbian-tm: beyondbeerus: peggy-against-ddlg: Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome. Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah nope.
saiyan: Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all! If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal… …that it is actually a door frame!! It is a piece of paneling from the doorframe in the First Class lounge based off
folliclemisfits: zairak: aspie-bunny: wowmccartney: PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point i have an interview tomorrow!
mintypsd: ruinandcreationspassage: johnnapaige: ndpg: millionthingsihaventdone: folliclemisfits: zairak: aspie-bunny: wowmccartney: PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like Sure why not, I’ll try
power-to-the-paynis: dustscale: abbaranger: melancholys: fuckyeahlaytongifs: saiyan: Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all! If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal… …that it is actually a door frame!!
sasssuhfrasss: megnesiums: jenna-la-vida: diasoleado: Why I need feminism. Everything in one thing right here Not one to reblog these kinds of posts but this is one I actually agree with The last picture *gender equality.
Is having sex with someone, while their dog or cat is in the room “tacky as fuck and not attractive” (mind you, the animal is only watching, not trying to interact, but merely curious and might stand up and look but that’s it)? Is that
raptarion replied to your post: before making my current icon i had ma…I actually remember this being used for a few hours if I’m not mistaken. Then it was like “Pixel icon” and I thought “We not even going to mention that other icon that
Dear god Wenger might ACTUALLY USE THE JANUARY TRANSFER WINDOW FOR GOOD He might actually do something GOOD FOR THE CLUB instead of waxing poetic nonsense in the press I am gobsmacked
consultingmoosecaptain:dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby
oldwordcubed: “DO NOT FUCKING QUOTE GAIL DINES” — Every sex worker on Tumblr. Repeatedly. Constantly. Daily. AND YET. It is a *privilege* to not know who Gail Dines is and to read something she wrote that was actually not virulently hateful towards
dog-teeth:having fat on your tummy is good, actually. not just normal, not just natural, its good. sick to death of flat stomachs being seen as the universal ideal when its not even achievable or healthy for most people. literally if your tummy sticks
emilianadarling: bailarina-raven: “I don’t want people to like her anymore, almost. That sounds really, really bad. I want people to realize that actually she’s not the same anymore. You can’t root for her forever, because she’s not there
iamyourdom: Dirty pictures. As promised. Actually not dirty. More like … well… beautiful The subject. Not the photography. Try to hold a camera while spanking butt with a crop. Not that easy. And no… this was not posing. Only the real deal on my
aj—-leo replied to your post: watchin r/wb/y chibi 2 I thought it was good, did you not like it? im happy for u
consultingmoosecaptain: dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby
There are so few of my lover’s friends who come over to visit and actually acknowledge my presence. They speak to him, but not to me. They greet him, say goodbye to him, but not me. They are all men.
