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U didn’t think I only took just one photo last night while bathing in my nightgown did u???? I actually took quite a few…put a few drinks in me and leave me be in my bath and I can find ways to entertain myself…lol…so how many
Hello world.
sorry for the pic spam actually no i’m not sorry you should thank me
48, female, submissive.And because people keep asking, yes my profile pic is me.32,311 followers. i decided to add this bit because it’s hard to find hard numbers on the actual number of followers of a tumblr. blog. Today’s date is 12/17/16. i’ll
Actually I am much more than that. I am so much more than that. I love waking up and reading posts from a piece of shit wannabe slut shaming me. So, let me get this straight, the way to react when someone calls you out for their shitty behavior is to
Me: Hey, I’m doing okay! This is a good day!Voice: There’s a chance all the people in your life are paid actors and you should check all electronic devices for hidden cameras.Me: That’s ridiculous.Voice: Truman Burbank thought so too.Me:
me: April Fools is today!me: *thinks about fun stuff I can draw for this day*me: wait…1st of April….4th “anniversary” of my fav pet’s deathme:
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traveling these days has me more anxious for the actual travel versus the excitement of traveling… I literally want to stay in bed for a month after this curled up with cats and tea
honeythe-elfqueen: traveling these days has me more anxious for the actual travel versus the excitement of traveling… I literally want to stay in bed for a month after this curled up with cats and tea update: anxiousness has cleared after I arrived
Step (and I can’t stress this enough) on me. With @adult–goth
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
So im actually really mad at myself right now. I’ve been eating a lot more than usual and i’ve noticed it , my friends have noticed it, my family has noticed it (not to mention my brother is a dick who feels the need to torture me about
jhopesbitchface: I DEEPLY APOLOGISE TO THOSE THAT TAG ME IN THINGS BUT I END UP NEVER DOING IT
thunderupton: I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
Actual depiction of me encountering a stranger in public who talks to me
musicfoundme: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
fromjordyn:By the time I actually experience mutual love/romance it’s going to send me into shock and fucking kill me
atarnishedcompass: Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow? Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry
karmaaa-aaa: bustnuttington: trying to make me jealous is the worst way of attempting to get my attention because ill just assume you don’t actually like me that much and that you’d be happier w/ someone else so ill leave you alone because i don’t
sparklesmikey: akaitsume: Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in: Me flirting with someone I actually like: THIS IS SO ACCURATE
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I’m very bad at sharing selfies. I took this Friday. It is now Monday. The rare occasion where I actually look good in a picture I took of myself…
I ACTUALLY HIT 1K FOLLOWERS!!! Enjoy my face to celebrate. My /me tag (best if viewed on PC since Tumblr app is so weird) has been in need of a freshen up anyways. Don’t be afraid to chat me up babes
pizza: *gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
thequeenvevo: marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
Your Favorite Asian Baby Face 【◈︿◈】
lilliterra:(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧Rules:1. Always post the rules2. Answer the questions the person gave you and write 11 new questions for the people you tag 3. Tag 11 people and link them to the post1.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?
mugglebornheadcanon: 1923. Muggleborn kids struggle the entire first month of school, pulling out their phones to check their notifications, only to remember with fresh horror that they’re completely disconnected from the rest of the world. Purebloods
trashfriend:me *plays it lowkey but is actually needy af*
grimphantom: clafster: 「メメ」/「天地争覇」のイラスト [pixiv] I can actually pic this with Giffany XD < |D’“
frankenperry: planning a scenario in your head for your characters is so much fun but then you actually get to drawin it and suddenly all your talent vanishes so you’re just Originally posted by slothula this is me 100%…..
donnie–barko: when you high-key have abandonment issues but gotta keep totally chill™ so they don’t actually leave you forever me ;u;
sleep-therapyxxx: I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need
It’s Sunday night and I’m stuck on my laptop so if you ever had a question that you actually wanted answered (notoriously bad at getting through my inbox sorry) now is your time(full disclosure, totally not a picture of me right now. right now I am
*shy but actually a sex freak* Me in a nutshell
I’m really proud of myself. This is the first time in my life I actually like my body. I’m content with where my workouts are leading me. That and I want to attract all the hotties. ;) lmao
jessiedoodles: Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls.
Can't sleep and feeling chatty. Come talk to me lovlies.
So some of my friends observed my birthday tonight and it was superhero themed. So Graham got me a Cap mask and Tori MADE ME THIS BEAUTIFUL BUNNY THAT IS A BUILT TO SCALE REPLICA OF THE ONE FEATURED IN TIGER & BUNNY. I’ll put up more pictures
me, to myself, while cooking: OK, don’t just dump the stuff in the pan all at once because the oil will spatter and you will get burned.me: *just dumps the stuff in the pan all at once, causing the oil to spatter and burning my hand*me, to myself
Suppose it’s time for a more time accurate picture of me. Plus, it the only recent picture of myself I actually like.Ta-da!
I splurged and bought a pound of ground lamb instead of beef for dinner tonight and I’m actually managing to keep it down too so that’s a plus👍 Yesterday my friend dropped off a present for me and it made me tear up. It’s the sweetest
darkenvy97: goofy-bear:Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me: paradoxalteddybear this is you… And I stupidly follow haha. Lol I actually do this motion tho
i’m actually pretty attractive if you never compare me to anyone ever
anxius:choke me (sexually but then actually kill me)
urbancatfitters: me: *says something sad* me: lowkey though!!! Lowkey like I’m fine actually
tinymaw: me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell
sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn’t some weird extended practical joke
busket: me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something me at 2 am:
peraltiaago: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
Me, opening up my fanfiction and trying to remember what I was writing in my very serious fanfiction that’s serving as a coping mechanism for me before I went to bed at about 3 am: Oh yeah, he was about to see some tiddies
arishako: whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18
internetexplorers: I know I comment ‘me’ to a lot of posts but this is actually so me
Need to stop procrastinating now that my super-hard work week’s over and actually write something. Guh. If anyone needs me don’t come looking for me. I’ll re-emerge into life in a few hours or so.
actual things said by darfin today ‘I’ve never wanted to hit something so cute and stupid’ and ‘I got hard from hurting you’ 👼🏼👼🏼
hi guys!!! I miss you all so much and ive actually had thoughts about coming back even though the whole being a basic avatar PISSES ME OFFFFF but I miss you guys and tumblr in general <33333 in the mean time please please please follow me on insta
MondayToday is just I don’t know. Dysphoria is having a hard grip around my neck and I just want to disappear. Be gone. It sickens me so much feeling like this. Sometimes it amazes me how bad I can feel for not having a uterus and actually be a
I don’t know if I should actually try find someone to top me. I can imagine how I could ever deserve such a privelige. This search and the desire to please have just left me empty and sad.