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I’m such a dork that I got über excited when I saw this shirt, because it was more like the Venom suit than actual Spidey, and I just had to buy it. Would have been better if it was actually black instead of dark charcoal though.
kabber: Me, at me: “if you wanna get better at backgrounds you actually have to draw them” Me, back at me:
pasdecoeur:all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborateand bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questionsno youre right. youre absolutely
ijaazat:i have a disease called “i believe i will have the love i have been reading about all these years one day”
anxietyproblem:
seekingthestars:wzc douyin update 250421
centrumlumina:awwcutefuzzyanimals:Thinking about something
computersloth:I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days
ashstfu:i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
spritespi:spritespi:alright i cleaned my glasses surely they will remain unsmudged for at least a few minutesby talos this cant be happening
pawcakes:some girls were made to nap all day …
exitwound:i think people love each other when they are standing in a museum together
buglite:pdf………. …… .. public display of. Friend [gives u a hug]
semifinaldestination-deactivate:Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands
vibxing:POV: you’re scrolling through tumblr instead of facing your problems like a normal human being
seravph:oh no by marina isn’t even a pop song it’s like a diary entry from god
guccifloralsuits:when I say 5 years ago I mean 2015 and when I say 10 years ago I mean 2007 and when I say 20 years ago I mean 1980. Hope this helps!
stjohnstarling:barrydennen:stjohnstarling:↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought how did it taste?How did what taste?
There’s actually more of me in this trailer than there is in the actual documentary but it’s full of really wonderful people including some of my favourites and my friends. If you rent it you can use code Artemis__Moon (two underscores) to
icefeels: donnie i bet you thought those zebra print tights and orange converse would never come back to haunt you guess what they’re fabulous and perfect for warg rides everyone will take you seriously now IT’S SO PERFECT! I actually did
agenderreid: So here’s a picture of me from 2008 in front of Trinity Church (where Alexander Hamilton was buried). I don’t know why I felt the need to show this to Tumblr. Here’s his actual grave stone, which is much cooler.
Me: *knows I need to get up early*Also me: *makes no effort to actually go to bed at a reasonable hour*I am full of good decisions.
do you ever just sit there and think you’re not good enough for anyone to really actually like you or even love you for more than a few weeks and that you’re not good enough at anything to make an actual career out of it so your whole life you’re
delvins: i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo
fadeintocase: I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of
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mizukisdick: toue-company: aobabe: someone talk to me about how beautiful noiz and koujaku were this episode. talk to me about mink actually speaking this episode. talk to me about how they actually gave the jellyfish sing lyrics. talk to me about
actually wait no. find me disgusting. call me gross. look at me in disdain.
pdlcomics: Goat
qhostplanet: *puts lipstick on* im so???? beautiful im an actual Goddess?? I should be worshipped im literally transcending earthly beauty. I have actually become immortal probably?? I’m so amazing everyone look at me
I actually had a lot of fun yesterday at the bowling alley. We were supposed to plan the Christmas party thing, but we didn’t really do that. We bowled and had fun and laughed and talked some and it was actually nice, and not as anxiety inducing
skyhighjedi: babycakesbriauna: thelifeofnachos: These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. This will always be golden My childhood Mr. Rogers was actually an ex Marine and has
flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
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black–lamb:I constantly battle with “am I actually pretty?” Or “am I actually really ugly and people just haven’t noticed it yet?”
splendidbuttsex: ronaldalan: rebelderadioactivo: Me walking into school Me at work Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
bopeep: *has never been in a fight in my life* listen. i will beat ur ass
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bombing: so what are you wearing? mm yeah that’s fucking hot…how many glasses of water did you have today? mmngh yeah you stay hydrated
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youtubekillsme: Do I Actually Have a Crush On You Or Do I Just Like That You’re Nice to Me and Cute: a novel by me
I’m actually going to bed. This is the first time in forever that I’m actually going to sleep and not just passing out where ever I am early in the morning. Fuck itt
sebastiansource: Someone’s asking why you always work out in a cap
Lady Amalthea: That Chick who Makes Porn
crumbduck: *choking back tears* wanna fight
joanwatsn: *is cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive*
Flower Princess
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
honestly-adorkable: lasbein: suicidalsouls: suicidalsouls: suicidalsouls: suicidalsouls: suicidalsouls: *looks really innocent but is actually a sex freak* *everybody thinks I’m a stoner but is actually innocent as fuck* *looks 12 but also looks
xekstrin: *thinks about “Oh, Steven… We Already Love You”* *REAL TEARS START STREAMING DOWN MY FACE*
gapgems: Garnet: “And Steven… We love you”
cellostar-galactica: nonamake: How can some people be in just one fandom im all like An accurate depiction of my blog.
