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accio-shitpost: imagine voldemort chipping in with advice every time harry goes on a datelike he just gets a blinding headache in the middle of the cinema and voldemorts there hissing ‘put your arm around her…i think she’d like that…’
accio-shitpost: more incredible things that didnt make it into the movies: ginny weasley’s sick poetry writing skills
accio-shitpost: so how do the kids get hair cuts when they’re in hogwartsdo they have to line up once a month or so and have their head of house do it?if so, poor slytherins
accio-shitpost: what do you mean ‘hedwig’s theme is so great’, hedwig doesn’t even have a tumblr
accio-shitpost: ginny flushed a piece of voldemort’s soul down the toilet
accio-shitpost: really i think everything would have been better for snape if he just took a step back and realised that joining an evil murdercult is totally an inappropriate reaction to that girl you like not wanting to go our with you
accio-shitpost: why is Wizard History considered the most boring subject like shit i’d be all for 3000 pages of tolkien-like exposition of Wizard Battle of Yore
accio-shitpost: idc if playstations technically shouldn’t have existed then, the fact that they are canon in the hp universe just straight up amuses mecould dudley have played the first hp ps1 game? i hope so
accio-shitpost: harry and ron follow the spidersat the end of the trail, there is nothing but a signit reads ‘IT WAS TOM RIDDLE. THAT GUY IS VOLDEMORT, I’M PRETTY SURE.’
accio-shitpost: the holy trinity: madam hooch, madam pomfrey and madam pince all silently dealing with wizard kid shit since before you were born, potter, so move along
accio-shitpost: most #relatable harry potter character: the flourish and blotts employee who is just so sick of kids buying the monster book of monsters from him
accioeds: more human rose! this time feat. her smol human gf
accio-frappuccino: I fucking love this picture so much. :3 It’s flawless.
accio-superwholock: winterinthetardis: REMEMBER WHEN IT STRUCK MIDNIGHT AND IT WAS TIME FOR DEAN TO GO TO HELL AND SAM IS CRYING AND DEAN SMILES AND YOU KNOW HE’S JUST THINKING IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY SAMMY it has been six seasons and you just
accio-percabeth: BUT DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS HARRY POTTER HAD SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THAT AMAZING WOMAN THAT THE MOMENT SHE WAS DISRESPECTED HE WAS FILLED WITH SUCH A POTENT RAGE HE WAS ABLE TO CAST AN UNFORGIVABLE CURSE
accio-r18: ハイゲイン、味わう
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accio-the-tardis: pyrop: tumblr gets technical
accio-dance: “A friend and I took care of a graffitied swastika in our town the only way we knew how.” I JUST FIND THIS SO FUNNY BECAUSE WHAT IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS ORIGINALLY A SWASTIKA AND YOU WERE JUST CASUALLY WALKING DOWN THE STREET
accio-malfoy: HOLY FUCK WHO MADE THIS
accio-annie: Fullmetal Alchemist ~ Manga
accio:i love how everyone has a pokemon that they’re ride or die for like everyone just picks one lil guy to stan forevermine is absol
accio-forest: Hannah Kemp
accio-salt: hreny: calinatives: WHO WANT LASAGNA SHE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS Oh my god I’m dyingHer little saunter Why would you even say that to begin with
accio-shitpost: people make fun of neville for being into herbology but the truth is at hogwarts, even the plants want to kill you
accio-shitpost: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s StoneHarry Potter and the Room of SecretsHarry Potter and the Prisoner of PrisonHarry Potter and the Cup of FireHarry Potter and the Team of the BirdHarry Potter and the Potion ManHarry Potter and the
accio-shitpost:harry: look we all have a role in this teamharry: i come up with dumb ideasharry: hermione tells me why they won’t workharry: ron convinces me to do them anyway
accio-shitpost: i don’t see how anyone could say ron isn’t intelligent when he both understands and can play really good chess at age 11like, he’s essentially playing against mcgonagall here. you know, the woman named for the goddess of wisdom?
accio-shitpost:harry: why the hell does voldemort want to live forever anywayharry: his life is shit
accio-shitpost:harry: so you’re telling me that in the bad timeline there was a voldemort dayalbus: yeah…harry: why isn’t there a harry potter day?!albus: dad, i don’t think-harry: shut up, son. i need to get hermione on the phone
accio-comedy:hermione: imagine getting paid for being adorableron: yeah, you’d be incredibly brokehermione: RONALD
accio:ron: i once set the kitchen on fire trying to make pastahermione: how?ron: fucked up
accio:hermione: librarians should be allowed one (1) murder a year
accio:ron: cats cannot be trustedron: but more specifically, yourscrookshanks: mew
accio:molly: ok headcount time kidsmolly: bill, charlie, percy, fred, ron, gin-molly: wait where’s georgegeorge, standing exactly behind fred and pretending to be one person: hee hee
accio:harry, age 11: ghosts are real? wow, that’s so weird and scaryharry, age 16: gdi nick stop floating through my coffee i’m trying to eat
accio:hermione: i’m at a loss for words!harry, narrating: in spite of being at a loss for words, she yelled at ron for the next 25 minutes
accio:ron: i tried to do a ‘pranking my sister’ video for youtubeharry: what did you get?ron: five bat-bogey hexes to the face
accio:ron: screw all this hogwarts crapron: all the magic i need is you babe ;)hermione: you’re not smoothhermione: nice try though
accio:hermione: i don’t know who needs to hear thishermione: but STOP PUTTING LIBRARY BOOKS BACK IN THE WRONG PLACE
accio:malfoy: i don’t NEED your HELP to be EVILsnape: ok but i know deep down in your twisted little heart you have the tiny embers of a conscience so like, when this inevitably goes tits up, call me
accio:hermione: there’s no electricity at hogwartshermione: which is why my smuggled-in ipod is powered by ron running on a treadmillron, out of breath: it’s worth it for mcr
accio:ron: so gryffindor had a sword, rightharry: yeahron: did all the other founder have weird artefacts? will we end up doing a ‘gotta catch em all’ thing here?harry: idk man[five years later]harry: well shit
accio:ron: you know too much about everythinghermione: you’ve lived in a magical world all your life! how were you not curious about how it worked?ron: had better things to dohermione: like what?ron: …chucking gnomes around
accio:dumbledore: welcome to hogwarts! who’s ready to learn?hermione: me!dumbledore: nerd! anyway, the rest of us will be poking the sixty foot tall demon i keep in the basement
accio: johnny depp walking into the meeting with Warner Bros like[Gif description: Captain Jack Sparrow stands on top of a ship, which is slowly sinking.]
accio-forest: Baden-Württemberg, Germany| Steffen Egly
accio-aj: 2015 (today) vs 2010… It’s been a pretty crazy 5 years!
accio-aj: Chest piece is finished! So incredibly happy with how it’s turned out, you basically can’t see my chest surgery scars at all, apart from the small lines around my sides and the tiniest line of faded pink at the front xD I’m finally completely
accio-aj: Recreating old photos is fun xD first week on testosterone, 15 months, and now 3 years on t.
accio-aj: 3 years 1 month on testosterone. 2 years 5 months post chest surgery. 1 year 2 months post 1st stage forearm phalloplasty. 8 months post 2nd stage phalloplasty. 2 months post 3rd stage phalloplasty. 2.5 weeks post unfortunate testicle rejection
accio-aj: My pride top arrived! All ready for the weekend!
accio-aj: Half way through Pride day! The parade and park was awesome, now let the drinking commence!
accio-aj: wearethelostwolves:Proud ❤🌈😘🎉 #blogger #bloggersuk #vlogger #model #cornwall #truro #pride #lgbtq #lovewins #rainbow #pinkhair #glitterface #glitterbeard #flags xxx We looked cute at pride today :)
accio-aj: Last day of the beard before trimming it back down… Not sure how I feel about this
accio-aj: #throwbackthursday remember the beginning of last year when I dyed my hair dark brown!? Was so weird, doesn’t even look like me xD
accio-aj: Scar? What scar!? In love with this :) it’s proper red and swollen at the moment so I’ll post more when it’s healed. The redder bits are lighter shades of grey. Done by Josie Vincent at Shaded Lady in Falmouth, UK. #ftm #phalloplasty
accio-aj: Still working on building my wrist strength and flexibility back up after phallo, it’s getting there, slowly but surely. I’ve also started hot yoga and pilates! #manonamission “head,shoulders,knees&toes” in handstand and straddle
accio-aj: Had a kinda crappy day today, so handstands and yoga balances were required to try and take my mind off things. I did feel better afterwards.
