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accio-goodvibes: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif omg
accio-firewhiskey:aww-caro-no:When your OTP grows old together and you get to SEE IT IN CANON Crying I’m so excited
accio-shitpost:ah yes…the killing curse…fre shavaca do
accio-shitpost: give me the au where harry pulls a bruce wayne and adopts like a million disadvantaged orphans
accio-shitpost: dumbledore: well kids, you know the drill. your last defense against the dark arts teacher fell into a volcano, so let me introduce… count olaf, wearing a starry robe and wizard hat: it is i! the great wizard folcanout! here to teach
accio-shitpost: harry: you’ve gone mad with power! dumbledore: of course i have, you ever tried going mad without power? it’s boring, no one listens to you.
accio-shitpost:sometimes……….not letting a franchise die at its natural conclusion………………..is worse
accio-shitpost: muggleborn kids sitting in their dorm rooms on the first night in hogwarts wishing they could google ‘my new school is haunted as shit and i am not ok with this’
accio-shitpost: you know i wish a big hairy guy would break down my door and reveal that my long-lost dead parents had left a vault full of cash for me to go to wizard school
accio-rebels: lone-star-multiple-moons: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: not-so-tall-gay-danny: oneshortdamnfuse: panacea-for-the-absent-soul: ridersofdickhan: mister-boss: dannydevito-senpai: dothepropaganda: dothepropaganda: punk isn’t just
accio-shitpost: tbh hermione was unanimously elected minister for magicher campaign was just ‘i’m hermione granger’, and wizardkind looked at themselves and thought ‘nope, can’t argue with that’
accio-shitpost:what i want to know is if there are really small and essentially harmless breeds of dragons, because if so i want seven
accio-nature: its-salah: by ChellieL -
accio-percabeth: BUT DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS HARRY POTTER HAD SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THAT AMAZING WOMAN THAT THE MOMENT SHE WAS DISRESPECTED HE WAS FILLED WITH SUCH A POTENT RAGE HE WAS ABLE TO CAST AN UNFORGIVABLE CURSE
accio-shitpost: dumbledore dabbed at every single speech he gave at hogwarts, it just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to harry’s story
accio-the-tardis: #that’s my life motto
accio-superwholock: carryonwaywardsoldier: malikortreat: #remembralls are the most fucking USELESS things in the entire magical realm#they don’t do shit except make you confused and upset for those of you still wondering, Neville forgot his
accio-r18: ハイゲイン、味わう
accio-goldentrio: “Hey don’t do that! If you wait it’ll all go back!”“No! I love you!!”
accio-aj: Evolution of me in suits..
accio-ares: how long are you gonna stay with me? forever. to @thirteenxrose
accio-forest: Forest Gump by Fudo Jahic
accio-fucks: Falling in love with a rare pairing
accio-shitpost: so the new harry potter movie looks interesting[Image: a picture of Daniel Radcliffe wearing a blue checked dressing gown and tiger paw slippers. He is standing outside on a rainy pavement. He is holding a gun in each hand and is staring
accio-hogwarts-bullshit: Gryffindor: Do you like my outfit? Slytherin: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it Gryffindor: Slytherin!Hufflepuff: Sly! Slytherin: No kidding, I really need your chair
accio-shitpost: hagrid’s resume is just the words ‘i like animals’ and then photos of him with all the pets he has ever had it’s two hundred pages long. dumbledore hires him on the spot
accio-shitpost: imagine if hermione granger used her powers for evilharry potter would not have lasted a single day
accio-kneazle: Please…please watch this.“Draco called her a what? A mud - oh my god no no no. We don’t use that word. Not in this house.”“I’m real tired of people thinking that Hufflepuff don’t do nothing. We wrote several very strongly
accio-shitpost: wizard reality shows where they put a wizard in a house with a bunch of muggles and they have to keep their cover and not be found out (the twist is that everyone is a wizard who thinks they’re the only one)
accio-elderwand: do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine DHJDFGJDSFKJSDKHSH *blam*
accio-the-tardis: stupid-face-karen: wankoce4n: the world is ending in 19 days and i still don’t know what i’m going to wear A Poncho
accio-percabeth: sketch-elf: A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!”
accio-salt: skepticalporcupine: sarlione: skepticalporcupine: can someone photoshop donald trump’s face on dolores umbridge Here you are: Trumbridge. THANK YOU OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
