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michellessecretcloest: My absolute favorite thing about myself is my ass. I had my husband take a picture of it. He’s a photographer, lucky me!!
berunov: The sunbreaker EDIT - About the helmet: That seems to bug off a lot of persons to the point of insulting me, I play striker and I love the design of the helmet, it’s my absolute fav’, so for once: fuck off. Thanks!
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: absolutely nothing gets me riled up faster than bad opinions about pokemon
pichi89: i absolutely adored this anime but it makes me sad that people don’t know about it :(
that-twink-over-there: carnival-phantasm: archangelrebirth: sunshien: i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting Cause it’s Blackface
jahlawnknee: annamalsrus:greenteah: Girls Have 3 Types of Panties period panties chillen panties and im about to get me some dick panties The absolute truth. LMAO this post is nothing but the truth
baby-make-it-hurt: stormbornvalkyrie: It’s funny to me to talk about strong, independent women because I’ve got a really badass mum, so I’ve grown up thinking that women weren’t anything other than absolutely equal to men. And thanks to Game
fitnfreaky: This is what eating and doing whatever the hell I want and not practicing posing looks like for me. Italy was absolutely amazing and I think we ended up walking about 6 miles a day so it all balanced out with the ridiculous amount of food.
kamelworld: pocproblems: shinjiprince: cosmiccrystals: sweetupndown9: These Women Are About To Tell You Some Things That Are Absolutely None Of Your Business Holy shit women on fire. This video gave me chills. If you do nothing at all today - watch
pupbutt: my absolute pet peeve is when people pick on you for things you can’t control LIKE your handwriting it’s so pointless like thank u for making me feel like shit about the way i AM fuckhead
jollllyjackson: jollllyjackson: i was at an ap physics saturday session and the teacher was talking about gravity, saying that we’re all attracted to each other behind me, one kid says to his friend “i’m attracted to you” and with absolutely
rock-hopperhazuki: me, a canadian, talking to an american who’s sick or hurt: have you tried—no wait that costs money for you… what about—no no, that costs you money too, doesn’t it? …god, that’s absolutely fucking nonsense, eh? what do
flataltea: carnival-phantasm: archangelrebirth: sunshien: i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting Cause it’s Blackface okay damn then. sorry my fucking fandom blog just
vice-s-assistant: thekwikemart: i think about this constantly because there is absolutely no reason for him to be like that at all. there’s no context, this is the entire gag. it kills me. The context is that he came back from Moe’s Vaporwave
thekwikemart:i think about this constantly because there is absolutely no reason for him to be like that at all. there’s no context, this is the entire gag. it kills me.
I hate how you still talk to her when she blabbed about you two hooking up. But me, who was betrayed by a friend going thru my phone, I get absolutely nothing more than a hey or what’s up.
velvetkisses28:No one :Me : *Going absolute feral at 2 am*I HAVE TO LEARN LATIN AND FRENCH. I HAVE TO LEARN PLAYING PIANO AND GUITAR. I HAVE TO WRITE A POEM ABOUT THAT BOY I SAW IN THE LIBRARY. I HAVE TO TELL THE
forrestyoungtea: “I don’t know, Aunt Stacy,” he finally exclaimed. “I know it’s wrong, and I try not to think about it. But these dreams just drive me absolutely crazy!” “Dreams?” My eyes widened in surprise. “You’ve had more than
rawrish-le-anh: My little linh/little booger/little monster/my little bundle of everything. i absolutely love you. i’ve been having a terrible week &nd forgot all about you, until i got a delightful phone call from you today. You cried to me
deducecanoe: japhers: crazylipgloss: thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that
slytherinoutbitches: crossbelladonna: mldmnnrdrprtr: crazylipgloss: thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how
lindsaychrist: me at my psychiatrists appointment lying about everything so i continue to make absolutely no progress
largishcat:Me, trying to explain my obsession with southern gothic and weird alt country: look I don’t know why, but if a song is acoustic, in a minor key, and about murder, god, or america, i just go absolutely batshit
spookyloop: nock-nock-nock: Return to Oz （1985 Film） This film creeped me out so much as a kid. I remember being absolutely terrified and having nightmares about princess Mombi changing her head.
japhers: crazylipgloss: thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to
thekwikemart: i think about this constantly because there is absolutely no reason for him to be like that at all. there’s no context, this is the entire gag. it kills me.
sunshien: i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting
taylormccutchan: It’s all about the light. I slept in my truck while traveling through Oregon and Washington for a week. Usually I absolutely hate waking up early, but doing that really allowed me to put myself in the right places at the right times.
hotwifecuckoldexperiment: simmer-until: It’s not something I’m seeking. But if she fantasizes about it, thinks it’s hot and wants to watch, I would be eager to do it. She has gotten me to do this once for her, and it absolutely was the ultimate
cryingwarrior: olsennnnn: So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one. And then there was this page. And finally this absolute gem! How amazing is this book?! I want one. Where the fuck do people find these hidden,
syfyhavenfan: Now we know… absolutely nothing about why Audrey was wearing a wedding dress in that promo video. Color me confused. Haven 517 (I think) Those last two and the one of Duke look like they are from 515 (Power).
philherrupp: I keep going into why I stay limber & this is another absolutely excellent illustration. I have this waiting for me when I get home from work every weekday. I won’t even talk about all the filthy shit we do on weekends, but this
the-absolute-funniest-posts: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: #me You all realize this is us in about 20 years.
naturalae: dawhn: f-adedyouth: milky-bliss: ta-zo: I don’t usually reblog photos of smoking nor tolerate it in anyway, but there’s something about this picture that makes it absolutely stunning. ^^^^^ same me too q’d ♡
herbelle: jvmie: jvke: dawhn: f-adedyouth: milky-bliss: ta-zo: I don’t usually reblog photos of smoking nor tolerate it in anyway, but there’s something about this picture that makes it absolutely stunning. ^^^^^ same me too SAME BRAHHH
g0thschlampe:g0thschlampe:Absolutely love my pvc skirt! Might as well take loads of lewds considering the world is going to shit. Message me about purchasing the uncensored version or subscribe to my only fans 🖤Go give this photo some love 💓
booney-boonie-boone13: blackhaiirstyles: paintmemidnightblue: plotprincessss: me-la-nin: meeptoyousir: The Saga Of: I really hate getting my hair brushed, but there is absolutely nothing I can do about it so I will sit here and make faces until
theproblematicblogger: I am not a “put the spider outside” person let me be absolutely clear about that
mrtj4uhere: mrmrssecret: There’s just something about a black thong that makes me feel sexy in the simplest way 🖤 Oh we get the feeling you look absolutely gorgeous in practically anything @brunette-vixen happy Thongsday 👍❣️ Thanks for
the-absolute-funniest-posts: deansmagicfingers: What kills me about this is how such a small thing makes Dean light up like a little kid because he obvious doesn’t get presents ever. Dean Only Gets Presents from Sammy. My lovely followers, please
carnival-phantasm: archangelrebirth: sunshien: i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting Cause it’s Blackface
iswearimnotnaked: vegan-because-fuck-you: one of the fucking worst things about my ADHD and BPD and depression is how fucking much all of those fuck the absolute shit out of my memory I am constanly losing and forgetting things and it makes me question
afamineinyourheart: goldshirt-cucumberpants: startrekmademequeer: Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans #what if first contact happens tomorrow and absolutely none of the aliens are dtf
monkeywiki:types-of-infinity:I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell. you wish you were these kids
bwoingy:bibo:bibo:I love deep sea fish like. What is thatMy absolute favorite post by far. I love all the people showing me deep sea fish or talking about them in the tags. It fucking rules.This is a pacific barreleye! Its eyes are actually the green
everythinghewantz: donslikes3300: cooper013: bdbiker:I would let her suck and fuck it … Nice thing about the wife she will share it with me too yes she can have it then i will 100% yes Absolutely I would..
homopower: biblogdude: Don’t even need to see a dude like him naked. He just makes you want him fully clothed bayboy86: I am absolutely in love with this guy! Everything about screams he needs me lol! Only if it were true Adorable!
akimojo: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW WELL EXECUTED KH3 WAS??? THE ANIMATIONS WERE SO QUIRKY, THE VOICE ACTING WAS AMAZING, THE GAMEPLAY WAS SUPER FUN AND ISTG DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE SOUNDTRACK BECAUSE IT WAS ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKING
alifeofpermanentchastity: 14) By the afternoon I was still absolutely fuming about what both Rachael and Charlotte had done to me, and with the working day almost over I sat at my desk with my phone in my hand. I scrolled through Facebook to kill time.
scanda-l: sweetupndown9: These Women Are About To Tell You Some Things That Are Absolutely None Of Your Business Holy shit women on fire. This video gave me chills. If you do nothing at all today - watch this! This is fucking brilliant
the-absolute-funniest-posts: fetzes: ok so i bought those fake lashes and now i’m having so much fun with the packaging seriously i am pissing myself this can keep me entertained for hours i have forgotten about the lashes by now fuck going out
the-absolute-funniest-posts: kittenesque: museismymuse: silent-cannibal: this is somehow really funny to me about closing the goddamn door that one song by gotye
the-absolute-funniest-posts: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: #me You all realize this is us in about 20 years. This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
