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glamvibes: f-adedyouth: jvmie: jvke: dawhn: f-adedyouth: milky-bliss: ta-zo: I don’t usually reblog photos of smoking nor tolerate it in anyway, but there’s something about this picture that makes it absolutely stunning. ^^^^^ same me too
talks about #assault/exes I get so stressed out when I see a person like a whole bunch of my shit in a row. which is absolutely ridiculous. and yet I still get really stressed out, because it’s what they did and they assaulted me and the past
myboyfriendssecret: I absolutely love making out with and being held by a third while my BF fucks me. There is something so incredibly intimate about the experience!
that-twink-over-there: carnival-phantasm: archangelrebirth: sunshien: i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting Cause it’s Blackface
slugservices: What makes me the angriest about everything, what makes my blood just absolutely boil and overflow with disdain is that the governor is SO corrupt, that he and his administration blatantly DEPRIVED VICTIMS of hurricane Maria of food, water,
star-pup: abarkingfox: little-princess-boy: Me and PocketPup playing together. Nose boop. I squealed so loud my Master had to see what all the fuss was about. x3 You two are absolutely adorable!! Too cute, really!
sirsgoodlittleslut: sssshale: dontgetwisewithme: Only relief I want to let you have tonight I absolutely love being made to get off this way. Especially if I’m simultaneously being teased about how wet being treated like that makes me. Oh my god
slut-solutions: My girlfriend is super fucking beautiful and I need her to understand this. Help me help her feel good about herself! ❤️- Absolutely gorgeous! There is no “right” or “wrong” way to be sexy. All it takes is owning what you’ve
luxebunny: just a quick note in case i have any gross terfs following me any post i make about how much i love girls or how much respect i have for girls or anything at all to do with girls - it absolutely always includes trans girls. there’s no reason
tellmetofeel: there’s really nothing worse than people asking me ‘so what have you been doing?’ because I either have been doing things I don’t wanna tell you about or I have been doing absolutely nothing
afamineinyourheart: goldshirt-cucumberpants: startrekmademequeer: Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans #what if first contact happens tomorrow and absolutely none of the aliens are dtf
paddington-two:does anyone else say my beloved about absolutely everything now or that just me
curiousobsession101:walks-the-ages:curiousobsession101:absolutely-feral:starlightomatic:c3rvida3:The salmonella onion ban has informed me that about 50% of my mutuals had a nice soup planned that’s just RUINED now. sorry the what now?This is per
getoutofmyheadcharles: thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be
confessionsofwarcraft: “I absolutely love the Tauren and everything about them. They’re pretty interesting as a race, and I think they’re gorgeous. It pains me so much that they’ve gone through so much problems in Cataclysm.” [ credit ] I’ve
reaperdoodles: My first and most certainly not last Steven Universe painting! I could write an absolute essay about how much I adore this cartoon and how much Pearl means to me but instead I’ll just tell you guys how much I love being part of a fandom
glowbat:She’s absolutely terrifying- tell me more about her, sugar woman.
themicrominer: pegacornalley: heiress-to-the-industries: mldmnnrdrprtr: crazylipgloss: thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and
mldmnnrdrprtr: crazylipgloss: thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted
the-absolute-best-posts: pedoshaming: And thank you, Mr. Mosby. For taking care of me all these years. the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced he was the father figure in her
the-absolute-funniest-posts: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: #me You all realize this is us in about 20 years.
hellabaka: ok i’ll follow u on snapchat if you don’t post 3 minute long stories everyday, making me check more often than i should just to remove the notifications going through absolutely nothing I really care about at that moment done by you Seriously
nek0robin: ralavick: hellabaka: ok i’ll follow u on snapchat if you don’t post 3 minute long stories everyday, making me check more often than i should just to remove the notifications going through absolutely nothing I really care about at that
lindsaychrist:me at my psychiatrists appointment lying about everything so i continue to make absolutely no progress
peecharrific: the-absolute-best-posts: dayanatuna: My friend’s father has been reported missing since October 03,2011 in Karumba, Australia. If any of you have seen him or any info about his whereabouts, don’t hesitate to message me here or
henryoscarr77: satinsissy-me: justmeandmypanties: rjj47: cdentity: there is just something so right about combining an erection with elegant lingerie 💖💖💖👄👄👄👅👅👅💦💦💦 Absolutely beautiful Right in my mouth!!!
jahlawnknee: annamalsrus:greenteah: Girls Have 3 Types of Panties period panties chillen panties and im about to get me some dick panties The absolute truth. LMAO this post is nothing but the truth
mybine: The other day I noticed something that really shocked and scared me:Whenever I hear about a terrorist attack or a school shooting (basically the same thing tho), and they announce the number of dead people, I feel nothing. Absolutely nothing.
simonalkenmayer:futureevilscientist:yesterdaysprint: Douglas Island News, Alaska, November 15, 1918 Nothing like absolutely vIBING with people who lived 102 years ago Tell me about it.
mak-to-the-future:respectfulofwomen:favoritesticle: Hi Would You Like To Talk To Me About Dinosaurs? Yes Absolutely i scribbled this out so fast this is such a funny concept
interracialcoupleslove: Douglas and I have been together for about a year now, he is absolutely AMAZING and I’m so lucky to have him. Last Saturday he went to my senior prom with me and we had an amazing time :)
chaandajaan:Ok but what is everyone’s comfort media? Because I feel like it says so much about people, some of them are absolutely bizarre and not something that would ever bring me comfort, but I find it so cool when there that one movie that you’ve
ella-morales: Oh shut the fuck up. It wasn’t an innocent question. Everyone knew what you were implying and don’t you even try to talk to me about Carson because you know absolutely nothing, as per usual. You’re making an ass of yourself,
olsennnnn: So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one. And then there was this page. And finally this absolute gem! How amazing is this book?! I want one.
highcreatives: 05/11/15Title: Touch Me, I Want to be Dirty Model: Luz Deluna/ @luzdelunaa The first time I saw photos of Luz online I was blown away, she’s absolutely gorgeous and gives no fucks about being naked. I emailed her that same night.
mxnyoonxi: You In?Lets cock warm. You straddle me while we talk about absolutely anything we want. Until you start getting bratty and moving around. So I fuck you like you so desperately pleaded for.You in or out?
stormbornvalkyrie: It’s funny to me to talk about strong, independent women because I’ve got a really badass mum, so I’ve grown up thinking that women weren’t anything other than absolutely equal to men. And thanks to Game of Thrones, my career
waldog69: fiesteeboy: spankyman: Despite the protests he seems to be enjoying his spanking I love this woman! She’s absolutely beautiful and there is NO doubt about her spanking prowess. I would love to meet her i love this, wish it was me!!!!!!
sounds-neet: afamineinyourheart: goldshirt-cucumberpants: startrekmademequeer: Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans #what if first contact happens tomorrow and absolutely none of the
sashibunbun: kyloxrens: everyone talks about how terrible tumblr was from 2012-2014, but let me tell you, as someone who has been on this website for 5 years, 2015-2017 has been the absolute fucking worst from blatant bullying, to spreading extremely
saitohamrau: Got a commission for Secret Agent Xin Zhao. They wanted him to be showing himself off with a stern, but blushed face. They also gave me the option to leave some of his suit on and I absolutely could not refuse. There’s just something about
itshalalcuzisaidbismillah: whatwhiteswillneverknow:Waiter who thinks he knows about other cultures but actually has absolutely no ideaThis is it. This is the vine that killed me.
jollllyjackson: jollllyjackson: i was at an ap physics saturday session and the teacher was talking about gravity, saying that we’re all attracted to each other behind me, one kid says to his friend “i’m attracted to you” and with absolutely
randomriverreader: kwp: child: *is passionate about absolutely anything* parent: gotta insult it Teen *hides passion because they were insulted for it* Parent: why doesn’t my child tell me anything? Must be social meadia
largishcat:Me, trying to explain my obsession with southern gothic and weird alt country: look I don’t know why, but if a song is acoustic, in a minor key, and about murder, god, or america, i just go absolutely batshit
superwholock2013: Meet Nick Vujicic, he was born with no arms and no legs and is, and will continue to be an absolute inspiration to me. seriously, if you are ever feeling down, listen to some of his talks… I guarantee you, you will feel better about
veronicathegoddess:thinking about sitting in his lap and teasing him. grinding my ass all over his bulge, kissing and biting his neck. whispering in his ear how wet i am for him. i want him to snap and pin me down so i can’t escape and absolutely destroy
kinkyazngirl: Absolute self-centered moron! Get that cane out and hand it over to me while I teach you a good lesson about your priorities!
“The truth is that the only time I’m happy is when I’m doing absolutely nothing. I don’t understand people who like to work and talk about it like it was some sort of goddamn duty. Doing nothing feel like floating on warm water to me. Delightful,
smukkeliv: smukkeliv: smukkeliv: siyahalbatros: via absolution-v As a little girl. Don’t touch you privates, don’t speak about it.It took me a while to get to know my body as a young adult.As a grown women, I love that I can make my body
obsessionisaperfume: I was reading s-cornelius’ comment on deangirl’s post on how Sam knows about Dean and Cas, and I just couldn’t stop watching this gif. It’s Sam’s body language that makes me absolutely sure that he’s figured