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lamb-among-wolves: tittytaytay: strongcat: relatable lmfaooooo that dog is going thru a lot of shit My day.
wolftyla: aside from the fact that i’m a little f*cked up and have bad anxiety, i’m lit.
infj-fish: Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.
fagitronmcruben: “I don’t want sex, I want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath,
og–heartthrob:show me what that heart do
eli0tknight: All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
avpdsnail:me: [can’t handle intimacy, too terrified of rejection to be in a relationship, often completely cuts contact with people out of fear that they’ll get sick of me, a general fool with paranoia issues] i want a girlfriend
aliive-but-not-liiviing:not that anyone cares or notices but i’m falling apart
shot-gun-shells:Having Depression for years is so wild because you just kinda become?? Desensitized to your own suffering?? Like yeah I want to kill myself every day. Oh, oh yeah normal people don’t have that????? Oh shit I forgot
No one be listening to me that's why I got a blog in the first place
jigglypuffsvevo: person: what’s up me: not much but please don’t ask that every day because then i’ll have to start making things up because i rarely do anything
bogleech: dimetrodone: People horrifically fucking up facts about evolution and genetics too support their stupid beliefs or to seem smart and “rational” is probably one of my big pet peeves Yeah. An enormous number of racists, misogynists,
nokiabae:i really love oversized clothing that distorts your silhouette. I love being formless
glumshoe: oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad
sitcomlesbian: me to thousands of strangers on the internet: im suicidal me with my personal therapist that i pay to listen to my problems: like i guess….. im kinda not happy…. with living and all…. god this is embarrassing…. sorry
hotarunohono:The worst thing is that they aren’t even nightmares
frostlawyer: Things I Should Be Doing so many Things I Am Not Currently Doing any of that
One Piece Ending Revealed By Eiichiro Oda To Child Suffering From Cancer; Oda Holds Back Tears As He Reveals Huge Spoilers About How One Piece Ends!
About Vinesauce
skinnybaras: im very accepting i have friends from all 3 hogwarts houses that arent my own
bencumber: that shaky thing your voice does when you’re confronting someone or speaking up for yourself is the worst damn thing it’s like you have no intentions of crying but your nervousness overcomes your vocal cords and you end up looking like
howidiotic: sometimes in the middle of the night i wake up and have an idea that i think is genius so i write it down and in the morning i have no idea what i was thinking, for example last night we had this gem:
that dog just ain't gonna hunt
found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt: mischiefqueen21: mynameiskatzi: dftba-winchesters: stumpology: tries to spell word cannot spell word uses different word Rearranges entire fucking sentence so I dont have to use that word Then has to rethink and
sakuraoogami: tumblr confession im certain that half the people im in a mutual follow with dont actually like me
lonelywhiteasian: all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life
jaclcfrost: “how many times have you even watched that movie”
fallenangelflonne: ostracizedpoodle: NASA just announced that they’re going to be launching the earth into space We’ve come so far. Science is incredible
lunchboxangel: temazcal: (via take-courage) Does it make me a terrible person to say that I relate to this? OH HI SELF. OBVS YOU’RE A MIYAZAKI CHARACTER.
burstofeuphoria: prettylittlerichboys: likeneelyohara: breakyourlittleheartin2: (via fumes) ALWAYS. You have to add a panel that several weeks later, everyone rediscovered the music on their own and they love it, too. And you just go
holymotherofrowling: this is your regular reminder that dan savage, founder of the “it gets better” project, is actually an awful person and i hate his guts
rosalarian: Had that kind of day.
leopoldjamesfitzs: i only ship things that are guaranteed to cause me immense pain
boltstuck: boltstuck: TIME TO BE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY holy shit is that a fanfic update
invisiblink: [AGGRESSIVELY AFFIRMS THAT YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND DESERVING OF LOVE]
sailorswayze: ANIME AINT LIKE CHICKEN POX YA DONT CATCH IT ONCE AND THATS IT FOREVER IT COMES BACK TO GET YA MAN
the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b: parenting tip making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you
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shockywave: i want these shirts from zazzlepoetry but they all cost like ฮ+ so fuck that
victorhugofuckyourself: “are there any characters you don’t headcanon as queer?” why would i want to do a thing like that
avatararmin: I relate to Ymir a lot in that I too am a queer shitshow with the personality of a rabid raccoon and the people skills of a dead maple tree
averageboo: i was readin my text book and it said humans kind of imprint our sexuality like a baby duck to its mom to the first things that made us sexually curious as children and my world came crashing down when i realized my entire sexuality is built
androidsleigh: I AM SO SORRY that i type like a very excited child , the truth is I’m very excited and I am a child
internetexplorers: never ask me for boy advice bc my only advice ever is “kill him” and that could potentially get you into a lot of trouble
australiansanta: i apologize to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal
About the Asterisk
jaclcfrost: “my baby” i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
embersalamander: i ship that character with a happy life and a loving family
so recently I’ve gotten an influx of followers! and that’s super exciting! so here’s some info/ground rules/whatever to make sure we all have a good time: hello! my name is donnie! I’m a 24 year old middle school social studies
madeofeverything:saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways
dragonstars: making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
bakaunagi: one of my third graders has a special talent for making 2-frame comics that really speak to me
chiipls: tendax: medi-jay: @chiipls @chiipls The fact that two people have quoted me … Im feeling so attacked rn ………
asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.
draco–malfoy:After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.
ffxv:ffxv:no more carrd If you wanna truly get to know me then play the uncharted seriesactually. i’m curious now is there a piece of media (a tv show, a movie, a game, etc.) that you feel this way with? like if you told someone to consume it it’d
alltheoutsinfreeeee:riggedbones:im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities
slowlikehoney1996:t shirt that says “i used to be worse”