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About that chair… My mother gave that to me for my first place when I became a ‘grown up’ and God knows what garage sale it came from and caught her eye. She called it my captain’s chair. It is a symbol of my independence and
askfordoodles: cuddlyplaguedoctor: hellyeahthomassanders: Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders That’s adorable. I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”
That’s not her wing clipping into her boob, it’s just a dark line. Also the white bit of her ear is covering the top of the other one. Sorry about that.Art by speedyssketchbookColours by me
That’s exactly what I’m talking about, that’s hot and slutty. Just the way I like it.
sharpwords-sharperblade: Wasn’t nothin’ but a bunch of rocks an’ dust before you got here… or alternatively: False memories, desert towns, and unfathomable entities that like users of shadow magic waaaaaaaaaay too fuckin’ much.
I know by that look I should not have asked about my release date. Her disgust with my behavior will certainly lead to stricter training when we get home.
“That’s right, you heard me. While you were furiously humping your humpy pillow, my alpha boyfriend was 8 inches deep in my tight, wet pussy… think about that little beta, and really let it sink in!”
Brain Soft - Dick Hard… Just imagine being on your knees and kissing That Ass! I’d probably faint I’d be so weak, what about you?
crystalwitches:all that is good
That’s all there really is to say about that one. #HOUSEOFMARKUS https://www.instagram.com/p/B1d1AWRhluK/?igshid=7wckxl4uk2t8
“At first I’m being sexual with the banana, and then it’s like, ‘Ha-ha, no.’ It was important for us to show in the kitchen scene, because it’s always about the female taking back the power, and if you want to be flirty and funny that’s
wi-fu: There’s so much to say about this new episode but I would just like to point out how much Steven has grown so far. The line “That’s exactly why I brought you.” really made me think. We went from Season 1 Steven who was basically a silly
justlookatthosesausages: proto-homo: vaguelywitty: kidkendoll: proto-homo: Notre Dame has already received 700 million euros in donations and apparently Apple will be donating too….. They’ll be complaining about the “refugee problem” in
prokopetz:cognito-ergo-hazard:crypticspren:what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn buttoni dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying “don’t use the popcorn
ablackberrywinter: what is the x files even about? every screen shot I see of it mainly involves the red headed woman looking like she can’t believe this guy.
the-butchriarchy:you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking
tugbaheaven: I hate the fact that i cry when i’m angry and that’s the worst thing ever because you’re trying to act tough and mean but instead you cry.
realhomo:countingtoabillionslow: Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you? #I don’t even want to spend the rest of my life
jaclcfrost: never and i mean absolutely never let anyone tell u that u can’t go in a bouncy castle there is a u in bouncy and there’s gonna be a u in that castle
childservices: childservices: I really do be on that phone I’m still on that phone
peachiechild: romanticize un-illuminated brown and black eyes. romanticize the way dark eyes look without being blinded by flash. romanticize brown eyes that don’t have streaks of gold and yellow. romanticize black eyes that are so raven it’s hard
itsborderlinebitch: tbh you get so used to your mental illness that its not even like “oh god this cant be happening” like it used to be. its just like lol “here we go again another mood drop” “oh well would u look at that i cant stop shaking”
affectionatesuggestion: If I’m dating you I’m going to date all of you. this includes the parts of you that you may not like and the parts you’re working on. because that’s what people do when they’re in love.
nynjee: winter-is-coming-for-hitler: Why is everyone freaking out about Nicki/Taylor thing? all that happened was:nicki: racism!taylor: sexism?nicki: no, racism.then the media was just like:media: NICKI MINAJ AND TAYLOR SWIFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH IN
outcasty: me: i like this villian yall: OKAY this is ok but like, um, jhave you considered that this character is a Bad Person and you shouldnt be IDOLIZING and ROMANTICIZING this character because thy are evil and edgy and thats wrong me: i LOVE this
adhighdefinition:me, trying to accept the fact that i’m mentally ill and as a result impaired in my function: but….. i’m… probably… just lazy. a bad person. i simply need to pull myself together and that’s it
spikespiegell: do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
cocothinkshefancy: the wonderful thing about getting older is that you really can feel the giving a fuck slip through your fingers, as you evil cackle into your extra large wine glass
savarend: sexuality: work that body, work that body, make sure you don’t hurt nobody
shoulderfins: *has literally hundreds of unread comics to read* *spends half an hour trying to find a working torrent for that one specific comic I feel like reading right now that I didn’t know existed before I accidentally clicked on a wiki link
beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
nonbinarynanaba: ITS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME THAT NANABA AND HANJI ARE INTERPRETED AS NONBINARY!!!!!!!!!!!VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!SOME OTHER CHARACTERS THAT I RLY LIKE INTERPRETING AS NONBINARY/GENDERQUEER/TRANS* CAN BE FOUND HERE
neutralmiltankhotel: “prove to homophobes that you’re worth respecting” yeah i could do that, or consider this? i could eat them?
that cm episode is still fucking me up ah hah I get that it’s totally normal and okay to be triggered and yet I still feel bad
brozoi:9 times out of 10 i sit with my hand/s between my thighs or fucken jammed up in my crotch or something to keep them warm and im always concerned that ill be chilling like that and people around me will notice and make it weird. dont make it weird
eliteknightcats:sorry i never heard of that youtuber. i only watch woodworking videos and documentaries about doomed artic explorations
fallen-angel-of-thursday: useyourcharm: SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland
littlemisandristthings: the-beauty-and-the-wolf: AMEN MACKLEMORE is among protestors in Seattle right now. When questioned, he says “It’s not about me. It’s about Michael Brown.”
ismorethanicanexplain: People don’t know about my second identify.
pleatedjeans: 20 Pet Owners Who Are Doing it Right
Today, my friends taught me something about myself that I was unaware of - Apparently they can judge my mood based on how perverted I am. The happier I am, the dirtier I talk.
leftforbed: me: *thinks about own OC* me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯
zare-ena: If u read this excerpt and don’t understand Lolita is a novel about rape and not a romantic love story then u are doomed. Keep in mind she’s about 12 and he 36.
lalondes: this panel is 1000000000% better if you pretend they’re all talking about bottoming
bestofcardsagainsthumanity: I imagine that this excuse would be valid for 99% of my missed homework assignments.
kellytuxpan: It’s about time but can we just talk about how beautiful this looks? Also congrats to all of those who fought for this!
snizzydoesit: trilliath: audiaphilios: The kind of thinking I like to see, the kind of thing I like to think about– and tell my students to think about. Amazing how much a movie could be fixed by telling it from the woman’s POV. “I was genuinely
lightersandcurls: blackberryshawty: sailorthroatzilla: blackberryshawty: tarynel: People that have cars.. how do you feel about your friends and family bringing their drugs along when you give them rides? An open container? Sure but be discreet.
gunzonyatmblr: jehovahhthickness: brattynympho: jehovahhthickness: We’re halfway through the year, y'all. What goals have y'all accomplished so far? Brag about it. Got my promotion. Planned my first international trip. Got back in track with school
basedpidgeot: ker-smash: taskscape: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS Give me this owl stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about
noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
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sitting here thinking about why i have nothing to think about.
dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: mrcraabs: imagine if you could screenshot real life camera that thing you’re talking about is a camera
If you ever want to make yourself feel better about your life, search “proud” in your text messages. You’ll be surprised about how often you see it, and how often you use it to describe your friends and family too. It’s a great
tomlhardy: Samira Wiley - “How little we must think of ourselves to only expect tolerance. What about acceptance ? What about celebration and love and embracing difference rather than merely tolerating it ?
vayena:my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
itshisk: sardonnyx: it’s cool how pearl went from “steven that’s not possible” in warp tourto “wait, how do you know” in chille tideven when he says he doesn’t know how he knows she immediately takes him seriously & asks about malachite.
theivorytowercrumbles: Listening to ‘Wings’ again and thinking about Blake re: the last episode was a painful idea.
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