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fagnaros: fagnaros: bathykolpian: fagnaros: #aka: the fresh prince of veiled stair best tag. Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there I’ll tell you how I
khatmedic2: thequirkydoctor: “So you shall serve the Lord your God, and He will bless your bread and your water.” Get on my sex level. “There’s a bolt on the scullery door,” she said. “Are you sure you won’t get into
humbledcunt:Thank you for reading my blog and about my life. I have never really been a productive member of society with all the things I have had to endure. Where I have come from to where I am today, I am chattel to a BDSM master and most days I really
euo: “To Whom It May Concern: I have decided to end my life because I no longer exist. A person should amount to something and not float around this earth like a ghost” The Double (2013) dir. Richard Ayoade
holy-hippogriffs: I know there’s no way I can convince you this is not one of their tricks, but I don’t care, I am me. My name is Valerie, I don’t think I’ll live much longer and I wanted to tell someone about my life. This is the only autobiography
Am I the only one
Just having some pizza before I have to head out to work at my job of delivering pizzas and making pizzas and looking at pizzas and complaining about pizzas and pizzas and ahahaha kill me
I'm that girl who forgives everyone who gets mad at me. I'm that girl who cares way too much about what people think of her. I'm that girl who fears being alone. I'm that girl who is scared of growing up. I'm that girl who acts like I'm tough when really,
smitethepatriarchy: tatehorror: tsarbucks: supermoclel: fallen-for-autumn: fabiangow: supermoclel: now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair I have never laughed so hard in my life. Fucking.
in an effort to talk about my life a little bit once and awhile and not ever feel like I’m lying to anyone, I went from taking 4 classes to 2.5so originally I was going to take 2 english classes, 1 history and accounting.my history class was canceled
Im supposed to be cleaning but instead I’m just lying on the floor thinking about my bad decisions in life
I was tagged by raenbowpotato to share 5 facts about my life. 1. I can be super intense sometimes but also super chill. 2. I spent the night with my ex girlfriend last night. Our relationship finally feels like a friendship for the first time in 7 years.
rurouneko: DH: “It’s not that I’m stupid I’m just happy everyone cares about me”
asleepylioness: Confession: Sometimes I feel ashamed of my high sex drive.-Heart <3 Confession: If i ever write a book about my life -i’d very much like this to be the cover of it. This is amazing, heart. It looks like it is a still shot out
Me trying to tell my vanilla friends about my life
stay-scintillating: {A Doctor Who & Harry Potter crossover} “Presumed dead” proves quite the flexible phrase for one Barty Crouch Jr. after a narrow escape from the Dementor’s Kiss. With a Second Wizarding War about to erupt, a wrench in
knifeandlighter: imagine me, edward addison granger hollering at the top of my lungs at a childrens video game. Eddie sometimes I feel bad about my life but then I remember your middle name is Addison
infinityonsigh: the best part about everything is bronx is already like half petes height and hes only 3 Best way to start my day.
I officially have 280 followers! Which is one of my personal favorite numbers. So… thank you so much for following, dealing with me whining about my life and comic books, and crying over fictional characters!
tagath: rainwen: Going into any of the character tags for The Hobbit is like playing Russian roulette, only the bullet is double penetration fanart. tumblr, or the story of how I saw more badly drawn penises that I ever wanted to see in my life
I have a shift for work tomorrow (I’m weak and caved and took coverage late last week ok don’t attack me) and now I’m like… in UTI mode. So I emailed my boss about it around ¾ o'clock. I asked if she knew anyone who
commander-mahariel: Do you ever think about your OTP having muffled, rough sex against a wall Because I do
florelgreen: you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
breathtakingsolitude: I’ve been feelin really bad about my body recently and life has been gettin me down. sorry for the lack of posts! Gettin back into the swing of things.
reggiesloth: My friend once made brownies that tasted so good i got an erection and I had to sit down and think about my life choices
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Watching a documentary about the evolution of American horror films (Nightmares in Red, White, and Blue). Renews my disappointment that horror is so often seen as a shallow genre when its not (no more than any other genre, anyway). Bah.
OK so I don’t usually talk about my follower count (unless someone asks) or pay it much mind but last night I hit a milestone I feel is significant(It was just below 10k when I went to bed)and I just wanted to thank all you guys for finding my blog
brandonmeetsworld: There was a point in time where I can remember existing without a purpose wandering about my life as a child who was just allowed to go outside and play. Then one day my destiny caught up with me when I met you. I then knew at this
sameraxu: sameraxu:Common Birds of California is a zine about burnout, birding, and bioregionalism. You can read it in full for free on my website! Heads up that a text transcript of this zine is now available.
transamee: Happy Friday before Christmas!! 😊😊😘😘I’m almost done writing about my life over the last year or so and will post that soon, but I just wanted to relay how happy I am and how wonderfully supportive and accepting my wife has been;
demvisualfeels: let me tell you about my life… because it’s been a while… I have discovered the blow drier I’m currently going through finals and I’ve never studied as hard as I have now and I’m legit dying got my accounting grade back
baku: me: *majorly fucks my life up in someway* the twitch chat that is constantly going in my brain: LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL
vivalahannibal: I didn’t realize how much I’d let my guard down about Hannibal.
tara4fun:Check out my new website. All about my life as a Florida Hotwife. All post are of me. www.tara4fun.com
thebattlefrontier: also let’s face it if pokemon were real we’d be shitting ourselves beedrill is three feet tall a 3 foot bee is enough to make me cry alone in my basement for the rest of my life
corzhazi: luciphferr: thebootydiaries: floccinaucinihilipilificationa is my soul oh look, someone drew a comic about my life theopheliapond
Because I needed wonderful news this week … My wife’s grandmother - the only person in her youth that gave more than half a fuck about her and one of her favorite people in the world - has been deteriorating mentally from Alzheimer’s for the
This man right here has brought me more joy than I could have ever imagined in my life. I can’t even think about not having someone so amazing go on this journey with me. Thank you @shanedog09 for finding me in a tunnel I was too scared to see through
Can we talk about Alice’s look here in the new chapter? Seriously, I share my life with a woman who wears suits everyday so I was just like…damn.
ungodlythighs:me: has a breakdownme: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down
I think part of the reason i’m so upset about watching these kids is that literally everywhere I go(facebook, on here, my sister in law, in public) there are people either pregnant or discovering they’re pregnant and I just can’t get pregnant yet
sof-yaa: 𝒹𝓇𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸 everybody unfollow me now. this is the only thing I’m going to be talking about for the rest of my life.
Sometimes it just gets to me that anyone can kill or attack me because of my race, gender and sexuality. As a black gay woman, no one gives a fuck about my life
i have a bad feeling that i’m going to write my essay about a bowl of oatmeal… and use it to explain that years of searching can result in answers thought of whilst enjoying the simple pleasure or something of that genre…
beautifulgirlgay: My name is Hitachi Baylou and I am a 23 year old Model, Writer + Campaign Creator from London. I Am Asian & Caribbean Descent. I write about my life online and do quotes. I also have a song that I wrote and sung *ESPECIALLY
bikesboulderingandbaking: whiskeykin: texasassy: by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look 12 My instant thought was “why not both” and I’m now going to sit in the corner and think about my life hahahahahah oh hang your
earthdad: stranger: heyme: Aha! You activated my trap! By starting a conversation with me I must overshare everything about my life!
euphoricspirit: the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
narcotic: I love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I’m just like lmao u should see my life
if you make fun of me once then i will probably think about it for the rest of my life so thank you
missmurrka: candybeatz: missmurrka: ever wish u could just What jerk made this it was me expressing my personal feelings about my body i’ll make sure not to do that next time
Used to be a giant fan girl over drake and thirsted over him but recently I’ve been reevaluating my feelings for him bc in just not learning how problematic he is and I might have to do to him what I did to Kanye
dornansteele:One of my favourite favorite things about my life is that I have the same group of friends that I grew up with. - Jamie Dornan↳ New Outtake of Jamie Dornan for Fifty Shades of Grey Promotional Photoshoot.
reggiesloth: leliaisnotonfire: reggiesloth: My friend once made brownies that tasted so good i got an erection and I had to sit down and think about my life choices Either they were really good brownies or you’re easily excited. It was both
just-shower-thoughts: I spend about 500% of my life exaggerating.