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dothemonkeydance: GPOY ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I <3 my roommate. I really do. Except for when I’m trying to read Dean/Cas NC-17 smutfic. Out loud: Uh huh? Yeah? Wow. Inside my head: THIS. WHO CARES ABOUT ITALIAN DRILL CLASS WHEN DEAN IS CLIMBING ON
ambisagrus: no image has ever described my life quite so well
My favorite thing about adult profiles
fassbhender: #story of my life
MY LIFE IS COMPLICATED BOYFRIENDS DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT TEENAGE I’LL WORK IT OUT IN THE END
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I get about as much attention as a white crayon.
karminaburana: My little princess This is a movie directed by Eva Ionesco herself about her life with her mother.
About Executive Dysfunction; for neurotypical people
somecomix:12/23/13 some insight into my life
s-e-l-f-l-o-v-e:hot-topic-trash-baby:I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on meThis post is my life
ughjosh: I need a cute boy in my life and my bed
text-posters: my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor
urbancatfitters: honestly if I survive the next 3 years of my life I will be impressed with myself
just-shower-thoughts: Throughout my life, I’ll probably cum more times than I’ll cry.
brutaljuice: I hate when people walk out of my life and then randomly come back, it fucks me up so bad. I start to be okay with the fact that they are gone and when they come back I break again.
rosewater1997:wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28
elionking: sobeitjay2: There was never a time in my life where i wasnt having a midlife crisis Me in 6th grade:
insolent-cadaver:I wish MY life was going according to keikaku
spicy-vagina-tacos: i need to get fucked by something other than my life
jon-snow: i am more committed to not watching the big bang theory than i am to literally anything else in my life
lonelywhiteasian: all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life
jichaelmones: 50% of my life is ryan haywood’s “nah” and the other 50% is ray narvaez jr’s “why”
baeyern: me trying to get my life together
I think I’m going to take Graham’s sisters out to see the Avengers. I think this is what you do when you’re in a longterm relationship, right? Or maybe this is me just wanting to take people to see the movie, so I can talk about it with
look at my life look at my choices
facepalmx2combo: shoutout to every fictional universe i’ve ever been interested in for ruining my life
askradicalgoodspeed: kenediclarysse: holy shit, homer nails it again my life
takethesword: greencrook: Number one problem of my life as a teacher. Attn: Nancy
helenasund: gierlichmypussy: when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved I’ve never related to anything more in my life
billhitchert: my birth: my life: my death:
potatosmack: tedywestside: me tryin’ to get my life together Nothing as ever been more accurate
I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:
So as I’ve been yammering on about all week, more or less, tomorrow is my birthday! I’m excited for it though I’m not sure exactly why, since no one is off that day so I’ll be “working” and doing what I do every other
I prefer playing games on my TV, which is significantly bigger than my monitor plus I’m so neurotic when I play on PC that it either needs to be windowed (which is annoying to me) or I need to tab out constantly to make sure nothings going on on
My life is like an unending version of that one scene in Silent Hill: Shattered Memories where Harry is in the backseat when the couple driving him somewhere get into an argument, and he tries to make an awkward joke to defuse the tension but they ignore
comickit: I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything
spixa:why won’t people understand that i don’t need to constantly do stuff to have fun like i can just lay in bed and stare @ the ceiling for 3 hours and have the time of my life
weloveshortvideos:My life in a simple quote
jaclcfrost: pairing you really love pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried
*shy but actually a sex freak*
lordofthepringles: If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
garefowl: [sweats nervously]
officialedwardkenway: i either finish a video game in two days or in three and a half years there is no in between
thebagofholding: “man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
sasooks: all these anime are coming back or are getting a reboot this year and i’m just sitting here waiting for gintama to happen
technicolordame: i have feelings that are too real for characters that are fictional
fullmetal samurai heart
teamrocketing: time to study! *opens textbook* *groans for 10 minutes straight*
Dear Santa, I want a chemistry set! lol jk. Just get me into college and pay for my expenses. Chem: I’m about that life. Cheers to finals studying and no sleeping gotta get the A!
virtuheaux: janinepatrice: tumbladiah: dejasview: thetattedstoner: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Damn near 2 million notes and I’m just seeing this 💀 My life lmaoooooo Thissssss
haesoos: countdown to jaejoong’s birthday → D-22“What I have tattooed on my body are things in my life that I do not wish to forget, things that console me, and things that I am thankful for. Even though I can’t see the tattoos on my back,
My daughter slept until about 730 which would be great if she didn’t wake up at 3 am first. I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong but I think she’s finally getting old enough for nightmares and being scared of the dark. I’m just
My boss said young Lisa Bonet would play me in a movie about my life and I was like: ummm sir, do you want me to kiss you cause I will
oneohtrixpointnever:i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like
angel: -makemesmile: i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever My Neopets account and my bank account have the same password.
why do i bother making promises to myself that i don’t give a fuck about keeping? it’s my life and i should be able to do what i want, kaaaay.
madeinwonderlnd: [accidentally cares more about tv shows and fictional characters than education and academic success]
My life will be epic when I can get this excited about bananas I think how happy is he
i was thinking too hard about shipping earlier and got a headache LOL